"and can slot in at right-back if required" - close season transfer banter 2014

Grigg scoring twice against utd while mccormack plays utter dogshit before getting his ffs. We were good but need someone who can score a fucking goal. I would worry about this kickstarting fulham's season but they were so terrible I'm not too fussed. Fun evening tho. As I write this, bottle of warm unsatisfying london pride in hand, I gaze out my parents' window and see the craven cottage firm being pursued by the filth.

u must have just missed the fox the firm were chasing

spurs offload Dawson, sign fazio

sounds like it cost only about 2m net

From what I've seen of Fazio he looks like an absolute aerial beast but with, erm, concentration issues.

I just view our signing centre halves as pure habit these days we dunno what they're for and won't use them but everyone seems to have them

Yes, but what about this incredible introductory Vine from Spurs?

https://vine.co/v/MlpQ1p9O9Bb

Doesn't that just send shivers down your spine?

lol that vine is wonderful

okay well we know the lad can stand up and he's been to the ground

it does look an advert for a convincing android

Steve Bruce appears to be convinced there's gonna be a shortage of centre backs some time soon

ok lost my shit @ ogmor there

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=92365

LOL

holy shit adel's playing

Xabi Alonso appears to be off to Bayern

FYI: Three at the back? Early in the sack." Van Gaal won't be on these '14-'15 UEFA Champions League nights thread

FYI the Fazio vine has an director's cut extended version

http://youtu.be/TX8K5CEzJns

villa have bid £8m for cleverley apparently

zaha off to palace on loan

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/9444626/zaha-happy-to-be-back

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/77219000/jpg/_77219268_colback_chambers_delph_rose_split.jpg

BBC image subbing

villa have bid £8m for cleverley apparently

http://img.ehowcdn.com/article-new-thumbnail/ehow/images/a06/7j/nm/job-description-auctioneer-800x800.jpg

"I saw Alan Pardew say he won't buy British players because they're too expensive," Deeney told BBC Three Counties Radio.

"That's one club you're already out of, plus the top six sides. So you've only got 13 teams left to choose from."

When it comes to astoundingly average all-round midfield players Cleverly certainly represents an upgrade on the present incumbent Ashley Westwood. We'll have. £8 mil though, idk

For an "England international" it's pretty reasonable. I've really grown to hate the fucker but he'll probably do alright at Villa. Hull and Everton want a piece too though

Yeah I was seeing Hull being mentioned. Not really concerned about the idea of Tom Cleverly being worth 8 million, I wasn't being facetious when I said he would be a step up from Ashley Westwood.

Problem is that if one is to believe every report everywhere about Lerner's commitment to the club and the current state of our finances, that £8 million squids is probably the whole remainder of the budget. We need a new centre back and a creative presence in the three quarters, not another midfielder with an accomplished sideways pass. W/e, Tom Cleverly / Fabian Delph as the next England midfield imo

more from Michael Owen, film critic

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwCEhdACUAAv64r.jpg

Tbf to Deeney, it's not as though he's setting his own price. In this market, if Ross McCormack's £11m and Rhodes is £16m, Watford will most likely value him in that bracket too. And no-one's paying that.

Leicester have signed Esteban Cambiasso.

rare instance of Owen being kinda otm

i'm certain that Rovers just didn't wanna sell Rhodes and wd've kept bumping the "price" until City got bored. Cleverley genuinely feels like Villa have stepped backwards

Monaco have apparently taken a €40m hit on Falcao. It's being reported that he'll sign for Madrid today.

He looks a long, long way from being at his best at the moment.

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IDS and the laughing clowns of the ConDem-olition are guilty of more than hatred of the disabled and poor. They're guilty of crimes against the Crown and State and all they've ever stood for by their actions.

Yes, guilty of treason. And no government of mine.

possibly the wrong thread

u have transferred us that banter

yeah i'm still disgusted with us hiring hoddle too

p sure it's the sole reason god is back to hating us again tbh. rip ale faurlin :(

aw that sucks

AC Milan really like trying to buy rubbish players don't they? Taarabt, Torres and now poss. Soldado

they are a v depressing outfit these days

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another central midfielder...

Saphir Taider loaned to Southampton from Inter just 3 weeks ago, has just been loaned to Sassuolo instead, totally bizarre.

Daley Blind to ManU for €18m apparantly.

what does it all even mean anymore

i think it's that thing when a manager panics because the squad he's taken on is fucking shit so he buys a whole new squad but then it's still fucking shit because they haven't had time to develop as a team unit, you shd be familiar with the concept darragh

take it to the coworkers thread tbf

what does it all even mean anymore

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damn daniel agger, feel bad for u son

What's happening with Rojo?

facing a year in prison for attacking his neighbour with a bottle

also having some work permit issues

Good grief: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2738398/Rojo-sweats-UK-visa-delay-emerges-16m-United-buy-questioned-embassy-altercation-neighbour.html?ito=social-facebook