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Albert Richard "Jazzbo" Collins (born January 4, 1919, Rochester, New York[1] — d. September 30, 1997, Marin County, California) was an American disc jockey, radio personality and recording artist who was briefly the host of NBC television's Tonight show in 1957.

The name "Jazzbo" derived from a product Collins had seen, a clip-on bowtie named Jazzbows.

lars von (Treeship), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:59 (nine years ago) link

Let's ask Prince Jazzbo.

http://dublab.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/jazzbo.jpeg

Except he's dead. What about another DJ, Jazzbo Collins?

http://cover7.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/Large/52/1054352.jpg

A popular segment on his show was the "no stinkin' badges" routine. Al would politely request the main guest for that day don a Mexican bandit costume, complete with ammo belts crossing the chest, six-guns in holsters, a huge sombrero and large fake mustache. The guest then had to pose in front of cameras and for the TV audience. With pistols pointing at the camera lens the guest had to say (with emphasis) "I don't got to show you no stinkin' badges." If the guest did not say it with sufficient sinister tone Collins made him or her repeat it until in Al's opinion the guest got it right.

But he's dead too.

pplains, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link

also from al "jazzbo"'s wikipedia page:

A popular segment on his show was the "no stinkin' badges" routine. Al would politely request the main guest for that day don a Mexican bandit costume, complete with ammo belts crossing the chest, six-guns in holsters, a huge sombrero and large fake mustache. The guest then had to pose in front of cameras and for the TV audience. With pistols pointing at the camera lens the guest had to say (with emphasis) "I don't got to show you no stinkin' badges." If the guest did not say it with sufficient sinister tone Collins made him or her repeat it until in Al's opinion the guest got it right.

lars von (Treeship), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link

oh sorry for the repeat post. you've got to be quick on this site.

lars von (Treeship), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link

in any event, at least one jazzbo, we know, was racist

lars von (Treeship), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link

Oof. My dad has a few Al "Jazzbo" Collins 78s that he played for me when I was a kid, and I remember them as being hilarious, but no idea if they hold up. That's some seriously fucked-up shit about his tv show, though.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:12 (nine years ago) link

Elvis Costello gets Stroppy with Aging Jazzbo

lars von (Treeship), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link

apparently, it was once thought by some that the genre's appellation descended from a musician named "jazzbo"

that's according to this site, anyway

Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link

the word "jazz" comes from "jasm", which meant semen but also was used to denote vitality and energy. this according to an art history professor from college.

lars von (Treeship), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

All this jazzbo talk, I was about to make a witty remark about the Hasbro toy company.

But wait. Remember when "bro" was more of an African American reference, soul brother 70s street "jive" talk, etc?

Now it's more about frat boys and white people who surprise each other with bottles of Smirnoff Ice. Hasbro indeed.

pplains, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link

Most of the music's innovators -- Ellington, Miles, Mingus, Monk, many others -- hated the term "jazz," which they (rightly) saw as limiting and demeaning at best.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link

Elvis Costello gets Stroppy with Aging Jazzbo

― lars von (Treeship), Wednesday, August 27, 2014 10:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^fuck elvis i just picked up a gary peacock/mal waldren record at a garage sale, dude rules

ruffalo soldier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link

who'd have thought a racial slur would be mentioned in conjunction with elvis costello

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD0c2GQWBdY

Gay Fire Beautiful Dong (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 14 September 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

are you fucking kidding me

⌘-B (mh), Monday, 29 September 2014 13:46 (nine years ago) link

brb, tearing my face off in frustration

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Monday, 29 September 2014 13:52 (nine years ago) link

When asked about the origin of their band name, frontman Ross Farbe explained, “I was thinking about the heritage of the music I wanted to create, and how rock and roll originated in America. It’s a joining of cultures and influences that could only happen in our young, strange country.”

marcos, Monday, 29 September 2014 14:38 (nine years ago) link

yes this is racist

marcos, Monday, 29 September 2014 14:38 (nine years ago) link

sigh

Nhex, Monday, 29 September 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link

“People are scared to love the Beatles,” says Ross Farbe, vocalist and guitarist of New Orleans dream-pop, rock ‘n’ roll band Native America. “Along with that, the Beach Boys. Another band that everyone’s afraid to like. We adore them.”

nakhchivan, Monday, 29 September 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link

are we at that point in the decade again, because I thought people love the shit out of those

⌘-B (mh), Monday, 29 September 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link

People are scared to love the Beatles and Beach Boys? Was there ever a time or place where this was true?

Nhex, Monday, 29 September 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link

iran, 1980

nakhchivan, Monday, 29 September 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link

Soviet Union in 1970?

Mordy, Monday, 29 September 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link

and so forth

nakhchivan, Monday, 29 September 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link

sad that quote is too long for a thread title

nakhchivan, Monday, 29 September 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link

all right, fine, ya got me

Nhex, Monday, 29 September 2014 16:04 (nine years ago) link

Scared to hate them more like... LOL 'scared' tho

The Count has shot himself (Tom D.), Monday, 29 September 2014 16:11 (nine years ago) link

That's what's wrong with music these days, not enough musicians hate the Beatles

The Count has shot himself (Tom D.), Monday, 29 September 2014 16:12 (nine years ago) link

looks like a still from 'the strokes - the high school years'.

bnw, Monday, 29 September 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link

first they came for the beatles

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 29 September 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link

guilty of loving the beatles

Yo Gotti Nutter Ting Hummin' (President Keyes), Monday, 29 September 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link

also qualifies for the unfortunate band photo thread. First track doesn't sound too bad, a little like Dr. Dog.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 September 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link

oh ffs

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link

Yes

, Monday, 29 September 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link

why didn't they just cut to the chase and call it NIGGER CHOW

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link

just coming here to post that

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

THUG LIFE

polyphonic, Monday, 29 September 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

Nnnoooo I wanted TK to be real!

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:37 (nine years ago) link

"real"

example (crüt), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link

Has ghettohikes taught us nothing?

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:41 (nine years ago) link

Maybe they just wanted to imply that the food was filling enough for hired mafia muscle.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link

Or a cult of Indian assassins

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thuggee

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link

maybe they just wahttp://epicurious.blogs.com/.a/6a00d83451cb0369e201bb078ecd24970d-pi

example (crüt), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link

Even with the alleged decline in ILX brainpower over the years, I really don't think you need to annotate a Thuggee joke

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link


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