"and can slot in at right-back if required" - close season transfer banter 2014

aw that sucks

AC Milan really like trying to buy rubbish players don't they? Taarabt, Torres and now poss. Soldado

they are a v depressing outfit these days

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another central midfielder...

Saphir Taider loaned to Southampton from Inter just 3 weeks ago, has just been loaned to Sassuolo instead, totally bizarre.

Daley Blind to ManU for €18m apparantly.

what does it all even mean anymore

i think it's that thing when a manager panics because the squad he's taken on is fucking shit so he buys a whole new squad but then it's still fucking shit because they haven't had time to develop as a team unit, you shd be familiar with the concept darragh

take it to the coworkers thread tbf

what does it all even mean anymore

― nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Saturday, August 30, 2014 9:59 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

damn daniel agger, feel bad for u son

What's happening with Rojo?

facing a year in prison for attacking his neighbour with a bottle

also having some work permit issues

Good grief: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2738398/Rojo-sweats-UK-visa-delay-emerges-16m-United-buy-questioned-embassy-altercation-neighbour.html?ito=social-facebook

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwSpSO9IEAA51Lr.jpg

uh, Falcao to Utd?

Mark Ogden @MOgdenTelegraph · 1m
Medical yet to be completed

Mark Ogden @MOgdenTelegraph · 1m
Loan agreed for Falcao at Mufc

Woah.

RIP RvP.

Apparently RVP has been putting off a knee operation so it actually makes a sort of sense. Still though, mental

snatches him away from city too. guess that welbeck & lil p are definitely out the door then?

No rhyme or reason to United transfer policy at all any more but still... Falcao.

Hernandez and Welbeck both supposedly going but only on loan

still not as wtf as micah richards to fiorentina

this falcao business kinda takes me back to all those "crespo/batistuta/salas to utd??!!?!?" clubcall teletext adverts that never happened in the 90s

jamie jackson @JamieJackson___ · 2m
Falcao loan fee no more than £9m and #mufc have option for permanent deal

Having seen Falcao play three times this season, i'd rather have RVP tbqh. He looks slow and has contributed next to nothing to any of Monaco's performances, other than a nicely taken header last week. If they're confident they can get him fit, then great, but even if tyey're just covering his €20m wages, it's a gamble.

find it hard to believe lvg asked for falcao tbh, might be a mario gomez situation in the offing

how bout these dumbasses just buy kondogbia or toulalan instead imagine that

still over twelve hours left. This could be a deadline day for the ages

Might mean Soldado to Monaco as a replacement as well, its the kind of big first domino transfer you want out of the way early.

He looks slow and has contributed next to nothing to any of Monaco's performances, other than a nicely taken header last week.

Exactly the same as RVP as then. Minus the nicely taken header

xxp think you'll find it's called buy people from spurs day

don't forget Toronto FC

ryan nelsen can still do a job, don't h8

quite looking forward to seeing what United look like at the end of all this once Blind and Rojo are in the squad too. who else is on the list? surely LVG's got to spend the rest of the day scouring the market for a world class centre back?

de Jong maybe? No idea on defenders

looks about right
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwcAcIwIgAECrhj.png

got my crayons and thinking cap out and can now announce that the way fwd for united is uh 4-4-2

xp oh lol no wait i forgot mata nm

4-1-2-1-2 diamond "works" i guess

looks about right

Young on the right? Are you nuts?

only about right

de Jong maybe? No idea on defenders

vlaar?

Paolo Bandini @Paolo_Bandini · 4h
Inzaghi claimed yesterday that Torres "set records for agility and explosiveness that no Milan player had ever matched" during his medical.

https://twitter.com/bbc606/status/506382510767742976

sandro on loan rumour warming up

idk rangers idk

falolcao

how were man city even supposedly in the chase for falcao? don't they have ffp restrictions?

they're selling Negredo, dunno how much that would help

loan would have still fit

they've recouped half of the 50m limit so the notion was if they had sold nastasic negredo etc even the full perm deal was feasible

holtby to hamburg

enjoy ur idiot chadli while he and siggy tear it up