On eve of his third term, Mayor Ford pisses in face of nun while trampling infant to death. City reacts with characteristic mix of outrage, cheers.
― Brio2, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link
Oh Toronto, I see they've installed your heart plug already.... Don't be angry. Everyone gets one here. But this is not why we're here. We've brought you a little cat, Toronto. You must care for it if you wish to live. A poison has been introduced into you, Toronto, Ontario. By milking this smooth little cat body each day you receive your antidote... it must be done each day....
― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 August 2014 02:10 (nine years ago) link
Hamburglar and Grimace rob Ford dealership, expanding 'beyond just hamburgers' says police chief
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 30 August 2014 02:32 (nine years ago) link
McCheese for Toronto 2014
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Saturday, 30 August 2014 02:42 (nine years ago) link
Video of Ford eating McCheese for sale
― alanbatman (abanana), Saturday, 30 August 2014 03:13 (nine years ago) link
Ford celebrates re-election with cocaine binge
― AlanSmithee, Sunday, 31 August 2014 11:20 (nine years ago) link
I'll put this here rather than the Crackstarter thread:
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2018/01/29/doug-ford-expected-to-make-announcement-at-noon-monday.html
Pretty sure he has zero chance of winning. As Ford says, the party's in disarray. "We're in disarray, everyone--we need the steady hand of Doug Ford."
― clemenza, Monday, 29 January 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link