shit that looks like an onion article but isn't

What an amazing insight into Mark Kozelek's shitty taste.

What is a blue crabcakes? Somebody help!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwvlwO0IgAEbq0j.png

thats a fucking classic

Helen Mirren: 'Why didn't hackers try find naked selfies of me?'

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/investor-picks-breadstick-battle-olive-garden

http://www.freep.com/article/20140915/NEWS05/309150017/-Tea-party-Satanist-bristles-over-Detroit-temple-s-left-leaning-ways

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/cable-firm-boss-blames-the-rain-for-increase-in-pavement-blasts-in-london-9734894.html

^ truly frightening

Probably still safer than Beijing sidewalks.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/deceptivecadence/2014/09/16/348986742/watch-a-sweet-little-butterfly-nearly-crush-a-womans-hopes-and-dreams

more clickhole than onion

http://nypost.com/2014/09/22/the-living-hell-of-the-man-who-orgasms-100-times-a-day/

dear god the picture too

Those photos...

in fact all the pictures, especially the last one

isn't the ny post highly dubious tho, like I know all papers are but some more so. has a daily sport ring to it, this

“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”

okay

the Sun ran a story a while back abt a woman w/ the same disorder which was a series of gross misrepresentations implicitly inviting the audience to laugh at her predicament ("film at 11" etc). daresay this is along much the same lines

from http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2769462/Is-really-Un-Fears-health-North-Korean-dictator-weeks-without-public-appearance.html:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/eatmorefish/emmental_zpse2d3711d.png

tbf north korea kinda looks like an onion article but isn't

http://www.salon.com/2014/09/29/my_boyfriend_lives_in_a_dumpster/

*Shakes head* White ppl

we prefer "melanin challenged"

Misread 'every now and then a student takes a shift in the dumpster'

Caffeine-infused underwear not a weight loss aid, US regulators say

"Taliban make horrible Twitter gaffe"

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/secretly-located-taliban-official-denies-revealing-whereabouts-after-twitter-gaffe-tags-him-in-pakistan-9775316.html

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/oregon-man-robbed-of-new-gun-by-armed-man

http://i.imgur.com/wc4jOUJ.png

if only there were a good guy with a gun there to prevent the robbery.

Fracking company teams up with Susan G. Komen, introduces pink drill bits “for the cure”

http://media.salon.com/2014/10/10-620x350.jpg

a Komen spokeswoman said that the partnership “grew from Baker Hughes’ involvement in our Houston Race for the Cure” and that “the issue is personal to them and their employees,” adding that “the evidence to this point does not establish a connection between fracking and breast cancer.”

http://theweek.com/article/index/269570/why-the-rise-of-cosplay-is-a-bad-sign-for-the-us-economy

LOL

Many of the 130,000 people who attend the San Diego Comic Con every year invest big bucks in elaborate outfits as a way of showing off their favorite Japanese characters, as well as those from American superhero movies, comics, and "genre" televisions shows such as Game of Thrones.

-- WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THE QUOTE MARKS IN THIS SENTENCE? - Ed.

oh that's great

When you're disillusioned with the reality of your early adult life, dressing up like Doctor Who starts looking better and better.

i wish that was actually a serious indictment of cosplay rather than an article about millennials+economy everyone's read a million times already but with an arbitrary clickbait title

"Ernie Hudson Thinks All-Female Ghostbusters Is A Bad Idea"

dude didn't have the balls to make it a serious indictment of cosplay
i just spent the day at NYComicCon; cosplay in mass groups is great fun as long as nobody tries to make me do it.

cosplay is too expensive man
but i still appreciate others putting in the effort

different thread for this really but
http://www.adafruit.com/blog/2014/06/25/prince-robot-vi-cosplay-from-saga-with-working-tv-head/

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/10/21/compliments-are-nice-but-enough-with-the-cormac-mccarthy-comparisons.html

http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/887300.shtml

Context: Global Times is the official English-language mouthpiece of the Chinese Communist Party

After listening to "Edge of Revolution," a new song by the Candian band Nickelback, one can easily understand how clever the West is in expressing and propagating its views.

In this song, a new generation, especially teenagers, are seduced into agitating against the state. But unfortunately this agitation is called "revolution."

This song was released by the same Western media which emphasizes the promotion of democratic values and traditions and teaches us the lessons of democracy. Is it possible that a media that trusts in democracy can bring about change by agitation and revolution?

I guess that means they're on team Avril, then?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/11187063/Professor-suspended-from-top-university-for-giving-off-negative-vibes.html

*sigh*

*appropriate sigh*

http://abc7.com/news/lax-flight-delayed-after-wifi-hotspot-name-prompts-concerns/367110/

that mccarthy article tho

yeah that whole thing was one long o_O

The last time I called Time Warner with internet problems, the nice woman on the other end asked me if I wanted to change my wi-fi network name to "trick my neighbors" e.g. with something like "FBI surveillance network"

above and beyond, their customer service