"and can slot in at right-back if required" - close season transfer banter 2014

don't forget Toronto FC

ryan nelsen can still do a job, don't h8

quite looking forward to seeing what United look like at the end of all this once Blind and Rojo are in the squad too. who else is on the list? surely LVG's got to spend the rest of the day scouring the market for a world class centre back?

de Jong maybe? No idea on defenders

looks about right
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwcAcIwIgAECrhj.png

got my crayons and thinking cap out and can now announce that the way fwd for united is uh 4-4-2

xp oh lol no wait i forgot mata nm

4-1-2-1-2 diamond "works" i guess

looks about right

Young on the right? Are you nuts?

only about right

de Jong maybe? No idea on defenders

vlaar?

Paolo Bandini @Paolo_Bandini · 4h
Inzaghi claimed yesterday that Torres "set records for agility and explosiveness that no Milan player had ever matched" during his medical.

https://twitter.com/bbc606/status/506382510767742976

sandro on loan rumour warming up

idk rangers idk

falolcao

how were man city even supposedly in the chase for falcao? don't they have ffp restrictions?

they're selling Negredo, dunno how much that would help

loan would have still fit

they've recouped half of the 50m limit so the notion was if they had sold nastasic negredo etc even the full perm deal was feasible

holtby to hamburg

enjoy ur idiot chadli while he and siggy tear it up

Man City - Jovetic, Aguero, Dzeko.
Man Utd - RVP, Rooney, Falcao
Liverpool - Sturridge, Balotelli, Lambert
Chelsea - Costa, Drogba, Remy

Arsenal - Sanogo

Wenger out, Levein in

Wellbeck on loan to Spurs?

I think you can count Alexis in there as he keeps scoring goals, and Giroud isn't actually dead. Obviously we still need a striker, but it's never going to happen because Wenger only makes sense to himself

Bendtner looking good right about now

The worrying thing is that Arsenal really still need a CB and DM they've never really looked close to getting

Was there a reason they weren't interested in Song on loan?

he never recovered mentally from this

http://25.media.tumblr.com/08d0da71cd98e9b3e048a46fc5a05dc5/tumblr_mn3b8oZ3281rr7t27o1_400.gif

Song has a shitty attitude, don't think anyone wanted him back

Arsenal now linked with target man Jermain Defoe

David Ornstein @bbcsport_david · 2m
Arsenal very unlikely to sign anyone before deadline. Barring late surprise & a couple of squad exits, #AFC business is done #bbcdeadlineday

will keane to qpr?

mollycoddled ponce. wouldnt have him on a free let alone 4m

don't worry, it's made up

only qpr rumour i'm vaguely into is jeremain lens, rest apart from keane are grin & bear it jobs

sandro probs too good to turn down if poss but it's a bit destablizing imo

All the talk will be of a striker but cb/dm cover are both positions which have needed filling all summer, so no excuse there. Dunno what conversations are ongoing but seriously, that's a minimum requirement and the best you're gonna do is squilacci pt 2

Classic arsenal deadline day

Manchester United ‏@ManUtd 2m
BREAKING: Javier Hernandez joins Real Madrid on a season-long loan. Real have first buying option on the striker at the end of the loan.

https://vine.co/v/OBtAbVrtXzY

reliable qpr journo saying agreed initial fee for sandro is 6m

fucks SAKE

There must be something going on with Sandro that we don't know the full story about, given he's gone from indispensable part of the side to £6m deadwood within maybe 18 months? Mix of unexploded bomb medical condition + terrible attitude maybe but I still love the boy.

ya it's too fuckin fishy for me to consider enjoying it tbh, levy's up to something

least faurlin won't be lonely i guess

i know he's a sentimental bantzledge at spurs but idk if i've even seen him have a good game since he done himself at loftus rd

Me neither tbh. The price reflects the fact Levy was prepared to sell, there's basically two markets at WHL. We'd probably pay someone to take Benny at this stage.

Daniel Taylor @DTguardian · 52m
Jorge Mendes clearly not satisfied with his earnings so far in transfer window. Moutinho, another of his clients, now being touted around.

One of my sons is going to be gutted if Glenn Murray gets displaced from Palace - he was going to be in the same class as his boy next year.

don't do it borini don't do it

http://classicalwisdom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Oedipus-eyes.jpg

rtc, today

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https://img.youtube.com/vi/ZYA5sPRDWTM/0.jpg

what an awful day/sport/life

rtc, today

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