Do you think of Mormons as Christians?

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turn the other cheek?

Daphnis Celesta, Monday, 1 September 2014 21:53 (nine years ago) link

i am not sure i knew what Mormons were till high school and even then i didn't have a solid grasp, but when I learned about them i remembered TV commercials i had seen that were sponsored by the church of jesus christ of latter day saints. that was enough for me to categorize them as christians. from this heathen's perspective, if jesus is in the name of your religious organization, you're christian.

horseshoe, Monday, 1 September 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link

sing this song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzGS_gooSxE

xp

when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Monday, 1 September 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link

the notion that mormons might not be christians isnt something that is particularly well known here
during the 2012 presidential election season it was noted extensively that the evangelical constituency of the republican party do not regard mormons as kindred

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 September 2014 21:55 (nine years ago) link

I think anybody who thinks that Jesus H. Christ is the lord and savior of humanity is a Christian, even if that personal also believes in magic hats and glasses, or numerous lesser deities disguised as saints, or that Wonderbread and grape juice can transmorgify into flesh and blood, or that the world will end when a giant hand closes a book in the sky.

I have Mormon relatives on my dad's side so they were just like my Baptist or Presbyterian relatives except my got in trouble if they drank caffeine.

i was only introduced to the notion that protestant christians might not consider catholics christians in college.

I first heard of this in the early '00s when a fundamentalist coworker of mine casually mentioned something about all Catholics going to hell because they weren't Christian, the way I might casually mention that the weather is supposed to cool down by the end of the week.

carl agatha, Monday, 1 September 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link

evangelicals are definitely the american christians that are most intense about policing the boundaries of christianity

xp

horseshoe, Monday, 1 September 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link

She also invited me to church for Easter and when I declined, she shrugged and said, "Well, I'd hate to look down from heaven to see you burning in hell, so I tried." Then she went back to work.

carl agatha, Monday, 1 September 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link

and the most earnest about telling young muslims they're going to hell, according to my friend. i grew up in super-Catholic Buffalo and nobody ever confronted me about my doom.

lol xp

horseshoe, Monday, 1 September 2014 21:58 (nine years ago) link

I love how non-agonized people sound when they say that kind of thing.
xp

when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Monday, 1 September 2014 21:58 (nine years ago) link

I had no idea that anyone didn't.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 1 September 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link

She even allowed me in her home for a Mary Kay makeover! I might be doomed to the fiery depths of hell after death, but my money still spends.

carl agatha, Monday, 1 September 2014 22:01 (nine years ago) link

i was only introduced to the notion that protestant christians might not consider catholics christians in college.

Didn't know this either. Tbh, I never even really understood why Protestantism and Catholicism were supposed to be different 'religions', any more than Saivite Hinduism and Vaishnavite Hinduism are different religions.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 1 September 2014 23:00 (nine years ago) link

asking always made the priests angry at school so I always asked

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Monday, 1 September 2014 23:00 (nine years ago) link

i read some old reviews of U2 that classified them as christian rock.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:08 (nine years ago) link

its fair imo

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Monday, 1 September 2014 23:12 (nine years ago) link

according to some catholic message board, 50% of U2 are catholic (so I guess 50% catholic is still christian rock)

according to a list of famous mormons: "The Aquabats are an eight-man band. Currently, 2 of the Aquabats are LDS: Christian Jacobs and Chad Larson, the bassist. They're both active and attend the same ward in Orange County, CA. Band member Travis Barker is not a member of the church.”

so maybe the answer to this hinges on whether the aquabats are considered christian rock?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:23 (nine years ago) link

Would put them in the category, but in quite a distinct part of it

cardamon, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:25 (nine years ago) link

alt Christian

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 1 September 2014 23:26 (nine years ago) link

I find all the extra or 'weird' or weird mythology they have really interesting, if nothing else when someone else's mythologies stick out like a sore thumb it makes me realise that I've also got extra and weird mythologies

cardamon, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:27 (nine years ago) link

As someone raised in a communist areligious household I do not think of Mormons as Christians

I don't really know the difference between Catholics and heist oaks either

Feel like if I chose one it'd be seventh day Adventists because it sounds cool and it also sounds like you're part of a secretive dentistry cabal

Do all Christians follow the pope?

, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:34 (nine years ago) link

Oops heist oak should = Christians

, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:34 (nine years ago) link

Do all Christians follow the pope?

Only those who subscribe to People magazine.

Aimless, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link

Feel like if I chose one it'd be seventh day Adventists because it sounds cool and it also sounds like you're part of a secretive dentistry cabal

haha I feel like I judge various xtian faiths on how restrictive or non-restrictive they are, and on various human rights things, and you managed to pick one of the few with even tighter moral dictums and restrictions than the LDS

when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Monday, 1 September 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link

Whenever I think of mormonismi think of Joseph smith and how he found some cool gold bars that told him it was okay to have lots of wives?

I guess that's all I really know about Mormons

, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link

Are seventh day Adventists really strict?? Like no root canals on the sabbath, under absolutely no circumstances nuh uh??

, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link

Christiancatholics are straight up haunted by Jesus other christians seem to think he was alright if a lil uptight

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Monday, 1 September 2014 23:42 (nine years ago) link

I think I might feel positively about then because they're all vegetarians and live incredible long?

, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:42 (nine years ago) link

iirc they and Mormons both are studied by eipdemiology because of their clean living, no smoking, no drinking ways
BUT seventh day adventists are vegetarians, which is not something I disagree with, but it IS an added layer of discipline
My sister was vegetarian for a while and my dad would FIGHT with her about it
"It says in The Bible: man has dominion over the animals!"
nb this is not mormon doctrine; just my dad being my dad

when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Monday, 1 September 2014 23:42 (nine years ago) link

ha xp

when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Monday, 1 September 2014 23:42 (nine years ago) link

my family were real dicks about my sister being veggie
my mom would say things like, "I put chicken stock in the soup and didn't tell your sister – that's why she liked it so much"

when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Monday, 1 September 2014 23:44 (nine years ago) link

Like I know 'catholic guilt' is a thing but I have never heard of 'Christian guilt' so I did figure Catholics have more shame about everything

And it does seem like every person you hear about who saves themself for marriage is a catholic and never say a Presbyterian

, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:45 (nine years ago) link

well yeah course it seemed like that I spent puberty on an island full of catholics

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Monday, 1 September 2014 23:50 (nine years ago) link

Here is what I wonder about mostly when I think about religion

Why do some monks live austerely but other monks get to brew and sell beer and get drunk?

What's the difference between a priest and a minister? I gather the priest has to wear a collar and all black and it definitely is a cool looking collar

Relating to above

Why do some church speakers get to have wives and children but others have to be celibate

When a ventriloquist dies what happens to his dummy?

Actually that last one was answered by the Simpsons

, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:51 (nine years ago) link

it was pretty crazy taking my boyfriend of ~2 years who grew up Episocpal in AZ to go meet my Mormon family in ID
his dad is a pipe organist and played for a lot of liberal strains of protestant faiths
he has never really been outside Tucson (according to the phone book there are 4 Mormon church buildings in Tucson)
on the way up we listened to a Maron podcast where Maron mentioned having just been in SLC, which he called "America's only working theocracy"
which, if you're going to call a U.S. city formed and governed by its constituent post-second-great-awakening faith members as a majority, SLC is not the only city in that category (maybe not doing my argument any favors but clearwater, fla., would be un ejemplo)

anyway the first day we were there in idaho and utah he had a panic attack of culture shock
he was freaked out that it was mostly white people
he was freaked out that it was "run by a cult"
he found my family's wholesome mormonnness foreign
he found my dad offputting – my dad managed to tell some racist and violent story about "Indians" raping a woman in the oil town where he works in ND, because my dad is just tactless at best

he eventually calmed down and I introduced him to some non-white, non-mormon idahoans

but last night I asked him out of curiosity if he thought mormons were xtian and he said "no" after a lot of hemming and hawing
that's why i started this thread

when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Monday, 1 September 2014 23:51 (nine years ago) link

don't think i met any mormons until college

my first was this super nice guy (hi mike!) who had the misfortune of spending freshman year in a triple with an in-your-face evangelical and an asian hip-hop dude

tbf i'd not really met those stereotypes previously either

mookieproof, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:52 (nine years ago) link

Speaking of priest v minister, what about a reverend? And no pun in ten did, an abbot?

, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:52 (nine years ago) link

pretty sure that evangelical did not consider mormons christian. dunno about catholics, but in any case they were of course going to hell

mookieproof, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link

Like I know 'catholic guilt' is a thing but I have never heard of 'Christian guilt' so I did figure Catholics have more shame about everything

Would 'what does Protestant guilt look like' be a good thread?

cardamon, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:54 (nine years ago) link

I roomed with a Mormon freshman year

We didn't talk about his faith much

He was and still is a smilebot

, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:54 (nine years ago) link

the south park guys defs nailed what mormon guilt looks like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNEh4bm6rNQ

when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Monday, 1 September 2014 23:55 (nine years ago) link

protestant guilt is a vague feeling that historically ye did awful things to the Catholics and it manifests itself as social justice campaigns on the internet iirc

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Monday, 1 September 2014 23:56 (nine years ago) link

I mean pretty much?

cardamon, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:57 (nine years ago) link

do mormons consider jews catholic

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Monday, 1 September 2014 23:57 (nine years ago) link

The very last thing I know about religion is that I know what a catechism is because I read Ulysses / Gawker sports explanatories

, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:58 (nine years ago) link

do muslims consider mormons people of the book

mookieproof, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:58 (nine years ago) link

never satisfactorily picked through catholic views on Jews but I guess its like eh having someone ahead of you for an uncertain inheritance or something idk

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Monday, 1 September 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link

I don't know what the hell Protestants are so smug about -- they're going to hell.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 September 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link

good q mookie

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Monday, 1 September 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link

where are ilx Muslims BTW I did wonder this the other day

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 00:00 (nine years ago) link

feel like j-smitty had his vision on my birthday, but i could be remembering wrong

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 00:00 (nine years ago) link

this was the same school where I so bravely argued against their ludicrous creation science textbooks, leading to schoolyard bullying over my belief in evolution

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 03:54 (nine years ago) link

i was raised fundie christian and yeah i was told that mormons were blasphemous hellbound weirdos again and again. ii was pretty surprised when mitt romney won the republican nomination because i was sure that the christian right would never in a million years align behind a mormon, esp after all of the talk in GWB's heyday that directly named the republican party as the party that Jesus himself is rooting for and talks to personally. i think it only happened because the field was THAT weak. james dobson and co just kind of backed away slowly and waited for 2016.

also on norm macdonald's podcast larry king said that he is married to a devout mormon, even though he does not personally believe in the afterlife or god, and that they don't talk about religion. which was pretty unusual imo /ime.

slam dunk, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 04:32 (nine years ago) link

didn't think intermarriage was a "thing" as far as Mormons who are in full standing with the church goes but what do I know

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 05:46 (nine years ago) link

Mormons seem paradoxical like that. Obviously, they're all about spreading the word and knocking on doors and sealing marriages and keeping outsiders at arm's length. BUT, they've never seem too haughty about it. Like maybe they realize they'll look more attractive if they don't turn their nose up at non-LDS members drinking a coffee like the Baptists do if you happen to pull out a longneck at a tailgate?

I couldn't stand Romney. He may have been one of the most red-faced, short-tempered egomaniacs to run on his party's ticket in 35 years. BUT while he was getting pissy about corporations not being people or getting called two-faced on abortion, he had this amazing "Well okey-dokey!" attitude toward voters he'd meet who'd spew about his religion being an amoral cult set up by a false prophet. "Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks, it's what makes America so strong amirite?"

Look up what the Mormons call "soaking" if you really want to dig how they try to get around staying sacred.

pplains, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:52 (nine years ago) link

I've heard it called 'docking' but I think the non-mormon usage has eclipsed the mormon usage

Also Mormon bubbling

, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link

Hey, what happens on the trampoline is what happens on the trampoline.

pplains, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:57 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/gOqJJU8.png

, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link

Could the GOP have found anyone who looked more like Patrick Bateman? Good Lord.

pplains, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link

It's like being made to play with kids you don't like: 'But Daaad, they're not even trinitarians!#

Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 19:20 (nine years ago) link


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