Classic or dud: pissing on your belt

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Michael Lewis's Vanity Fair essay relating a German fascination with scheisse to the European economic crisis merits a mention.

panic disorder pixie (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

Right after I started to piss, the lower panel of my top coat, which I thought I had positioned safely to the side, fell back into place in front of me. Most of the stream was deflected onto the floor, but some splashed back onto my trousers too.

how's life, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 13:30 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

#safespace

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 March 2016 19:34 (eight years ago) link

the cheap toilet seat in my apartment has this horrible habit of occasionally drifting down while i'm in the act and the result is, when the stars align and i'm the right mix of sleepy or otherwise reaction-time-inhibited, just really awful.

what is my life

art, Thursday, 3 March 2016 19:47 (eight years ago) link

oh yeah, we've got a "soft-closing" toilet seat or somesuch and you really have to keep your eye on that fucker or it might start drifting down mid-stream.

how's life, Thursday, 3 March 2016 19:52 (eight years ago) link

"european bathroom series"

lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 3 March 2016 20:02 (eight years ago) link

I will piss on my belt, video it and post to ilx to create the positive energy required here

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Friday, 4 March 2016 16:43 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Watching anvil the story of anvil

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 March 2016 00:05 (eight years ago) link


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