Do you think of Mormons as Christians?

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There was a time when ALL so-called Christians were Catholic.

this is like the most roman catholic thing to say, ever

ok it took me like 5 loops to see what happened there, looool.

That gif is amazing.

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prob mentioned this once or twice but I went to a Lutheran school for a few years (which turned out to be run by the farthest right of the Lutheran synods, mom just put me there because my cousins went there and she thought all Lutherans were like ELCA Lutherans) and during the section of religion class about cults we probably did a week about Mormonism and its evils

of course my snarky lil irreligious brain immediately started being fond of them as a result, whatever the screws said I thought the opposite, \m/

this was the same school where I so bravely argued against their ludicrous creation science textbooks, leading to schoolyard bullying over my belief in evolution

i was raised fundie christian and yeah i was told that mormons were blasphemous hellbound weirdos again and again. ii was pretty surprised when mitt romney won the republican nomination because i was sure that the christian right would never in a million years align behind a mormon, esp after all of the talk in GWB's heyday that directly named the republican party as the party that Jesus himself is rooting for and talks to personally. i think it only happened because the field was THAT weak. james dobson and co just kind of backed away slowly and waited for 2016.

also on norm macdonald's podcast larry king said that he is married to a devout mormon, even though he does not personally believe in the afterlife or god, and that they don't talk about religion. which was pretty unusual imo /ime.

didn't think intermarriage was a "thing" as far as Mormons who are in full standing with the church goes but what do I know

Mormons seem paradoxical like that. Obviously, they're all about spreading the word and knocking on doors and sealing marriages and keeping outsiders at arm's length. BUT, they've never seem too haughty about it. Like maybe they realize they'll look more attractive if they don't turn their nose up at non-LDS members drinking a coffee like the Baptists do if you happen to pull out a longneck at a tailgate?

I couldn't stand Romney. He may have been one of the most red-faced, short-tempered egomaniacs to run on his party's ticket in 35 years. BUT while he was getting pissy about corporations not being people or getting called two-faced on abortion, he had this amazing "Well okey-dokey!" attitude toward voters he'd meet who'd spew about his religion being an amoral cult set up by a false prophet. "Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks, it's what makes America so strong amirite?"

Look up what the Mormons call "soaking" if you really want to dig how they try to get around staying sacred.

I've heard it called 'docking' but I think the non-mormon usage has eclipsed the mormon usage

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