Buy you a vending machine coffee?
― calstars, Thursday, 18 September 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link
Ditch that loser sweetcheeks, I'll buy you a vending machine.
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 18 September 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
Hi. Want to share my Doom Bar?
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 18 September 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link
*snickers softly*
― Ludo, Thursday, 18 September 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link
have a snickers baby, you're not like you when you're softly
― kyenkyen, Friday, 19 September 2014 12:40 (nine years ago) link
hey have u ever tried starbucks? great coffee, take it from me
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 19 September 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link
so, come here often?
― ⌘-B (mh), Friday, 19 September 2014 15:03 (nine years ago) link
so, uh, you…
― j., Friday, 19 September 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link
i bet you i could even palm an extra large basketball. i'm big and strong!
― Karl Malone, Friday, 19 September 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link
RU on ilx
― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Friday, 19 September 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link
i've had my own place for four months now
― j., Friday, 19 September 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link
Can I buy you guys a round?
― calstars, Saturday, 27 September 2014 03:37 (nine years ago) link
Did an angel lose its wings? Because--wait, are angels males or females?
― ∞, Saturday, 27 September 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link
according to my extensive early education in hitting on people you must:
― Aimless, Saturday, 27 September 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link
stares longingly across the green field at barefoot person w frisbee
― the tune was space, Saturday, 27 September 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link
today a very beautiful woman smoking a cigarette on the library steps was staring at me, but in this way that seemed scary and almost confrontational. i thought there was maybe a 2-5% chance that she wanted me to come over and talk to her, but i didn't want to push my luck so i looked down at my shoes and hurried into the library. signature move.
― Treeship, Saturday, 27 September 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link
^ long game
― j., Saturday, 27 September 2014 21:50 (nine years ago) link
sigged her
― zero content albums (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 September 2014 17:53 (nine years ago) link
Aimless-That cracked me up so much! You forgot turning into a thermometer and tuning red as your temperature rises.
― *tera, Sunday, 28 September 2014 18:05 (nine years ago) link
do you want to see all my albums by bands?
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 22:42 (nine years ago) link
let's go back to my apartment and scroll through my itunes library
― j., Tuesday, 7 October 2014 22:56 (nine years ago) link
actually you don't need to come to my apartment; I'll share my Spotify account with you
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link
check your email ; )
― j., Tuesday, 7 October 2014 23:09 (nine years ago) link
no, look in the spam folder ; )
― j., Tuesday, 7 October 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link
oh wait maybe it hasn't come through yet… ; |