Meghan Trainor

even if she considered herself one, she would so totally be a White Feminist(TM), so I have some degree of difficulty caring

I mean, even if she declared herself feminist, it wouldn't change my opinion of her music whatsoever

I've managed to avoid hearing her song in full ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

http://i.imgur.com/bqGVkwd.png

wut

That has to be fake. Please be fake.

I think if she'd actually had sextuplets it would have come up somewhere besides Wikipedia.

oh come on that's obviously vandalism

Well, yeah, but what a bizarre way to vandalise someone's page.

not that bizarre

(Opens envelope, reads:) "How bizarre??"

"all about that bass no trouble"
About 127,000 results (0.27 seconds)

Wanna know the rest? Hey, buy the sampling right.

I finally heard this song while listening to the radio in a rental car. It seems kind of dumb.

I heard someone completely blasting it driving around a parking garage on Friday night.

oh were you near an avis too

the bassline on this song is hilarious

she makes me miss duffy

That isn't a sentence I ever expected to read

2014

2014 :(

dear future husband is rendering me speechless

wait what

proceed at yr own risk

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/meghantrainor/dearfuturehusband.html

:\

there's a remix with bieber

i backed away from it, i am not ready

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2014/10/14/all_about_that_bass_by_meghan_trainor_is_still_no_1_on_billboard_why_video.html?wpisrc=burger_bar

lex it might speak to you:

So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook
But I can find a hook

lol @ kevin kadish before & after

http://top40-charts.com/thumb.php?x=342&&i=http://top40-charts.com/images/news2014/20141016024234-Sony-atv-Signs-all-About-The-Bass-Songwriter-.jpg
http://www.songwriteruniverse.com/images/kevin-kadish.jpg

http://pop.genius.com/3966897

http://www.adweek.com/news/advertising-branding/ad-agency-made-meghan-trainors-new-video-and-its-great-161594#.VHD1hpY8LCQ

"Not only does her music work well with a fun, high-energy campaign, but she's also a young, socially active creator herself who we knew would inspire our influencers and their fans," said 180 creative director Adam Groves.

hnnnnnngggggggg

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Rob TheGenie Toth • 6 hours ago

Brands are embedding themselves into the media and entertainment sectors in a beautiful way, at a beautiful pace, and it makes for beautiful business opportunities on our end. :-)

go tell it to tanuki

Not until he finishes his vegetables.

and she hired Les Twins too. :/ oh well, at least they're getting paid.

Meghan calls back to “All About That Bass”. She might not mind that her lover likes “a little more booty to hold at night”, but that doesn’t mean she wants to be only known for her assets. She has good words to say too!

It’s a variation on the “my face is up here” expression women have to tell the easily distracted.

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Referencing back to her song All About That Bass again, she gave him sex, which was all he wanted, and in return he gave her nice compliments and flattery and whatnot. Sort of a secret deal that he had made unbeknownst to her.

“Number one” also ties in on how “Bass” topped music charts worldwide. Except anyone can flatter her with that fact.

T/F: substantial overlap btw Meghan Trainor fans and people who are still saying "hot mess" a lot

T?

my sister likes to hold her baby daughter upright with her feet on the floor and make her 'dance' to 'All About That Bass'. it makes me very embarrassed for all parties involved.

Billboard wrote that Trainor had solidified herself as the "queen of her own genre, 'she-wop'".

:/

she-wop, he-wop, a we-wop

"solidified"

During the Watergate scandal, President Richard Nixon referred to United States District Court Judge John Sirica as a "gol' darn wop."

just gonna leave this here: http://www.mtv.com/bands/e/eamon/news_feature_022404/

it's brought me a lot of joy over the years

ho-wop is legendary

i went into a record store the other and they were playing her album. i didn't leave because they had a bunch of great middle eastern records i ended up buying, but i sure did consider leaving.

what'd you end up getting?

a bunch of stuff! ali akbar khan and some pretty rare "ethnic" LPs from the 1950s.

NICE