tbf I think DJP's version is jaw-droopingly better
― ⌘-B (mh), Monday, 29 September 2014 23:18 (nine years ago) link
droppingly
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fd/Droopy_dog.png
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 29 September 2014 23:40 (nine years ago) link
Make the slaw:Cut the cabbage into the thinnest strips you can and make sure those pieces are no longer than 2 inches. This is a great time to get good with your knife if you are looking for a silver f**king lining in all that chopping. Chop the carrot into thin matchsticks of the same length. Got that s**t down now, right? In a small bowl, mix together the lime juice, vinegar, oil, and salt. Add the dressing right before you are going to eat and toss that s**t well. Fold in the cilantro just before serving.Make the tacos:Crank your oven to 400°F. Chop the cauliflower into small florets no bigger than a quarter. In a saucepan over medium heat, warm the beer, broth, lime juice, tamari, hot sauce, and garlic. Add the cauliflower and simmer for about 90 seconds. Drain.In a large bowl. toss the spices, salt, and olive oil together. Add the cauliflower and onion and stir 'til those f**kers are coated. Dump it on a rimmed baking sheet and bake until browned, stirring halfway, about 20 minutes.To assemble the tacos, warm the tortillas in the oven or microwave for a hot minute and then pile them high with the cauliflower filling, slices of avocado, some of the slaw, and top with plenty of salsa.
Make the tacos:Crank your oven to 400°F. Chop the cauliflower into small florets no bigger than a quarter. In a saucepan over medium heat, warm the beer, broth, lime juice, tamari, hot sauce, and garlic. Add the cauliflower and simmer for about 90 seconds. Drain.
In a large bowl. toss the spices, salt, and olive oil together. Add the cauliflower and onion and stir 'til those f**kers are coated. Dump it on a rimmed baking sheet and bake until browned, stirring halfway, about 20 minutes.
To assemble the tacos, warm the tortillas in the oven or microwave for a hot minute and then pile them high with the cauliflower filling, slices of avocado, some of the slaw, and top with plenty of salsa.
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 29 September 2014 23:44 (nine years ago) link
so many much yes yes yes
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 29 September 2014 23:45 (nine years ago) link
this just seems like a lot of gratuitous swearing, and that's the whole schtick...? I dunno. why would anyone read this.
your fucking dinner
― nickn, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 01:09 (nine years ago) link
Coming up, a Parkay commercial in which little children run around a dining room table so fast, they turn into butter.
Wait, this isn't real, right? There's no way they made my grandma an ad exec – she just died a few months ago.
― King Clone (Crabbits), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 01:11 (nine years ago) link
Sarah Jessica Parker stars as Sarah Daniels, a Lancaster schoolteacher who developed a deep prejudice against minorities, especially blacks. She decided to relocate to Belmont, Vermont, with the hopes that it will be 'all white', and gets hired in Belmont College. She does not disclose her past to anyone, but when an African-American student, Simon Brick, becomes the victim of hate crime, she soon realizes that not only will her past return to haunt her, she will be expected to be the liaison person for the minorities, as well as be asked to prepare a 10-point bullet-ed list to resolve racism.
― pplains, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 02:08 (nine years ago) link
Coming in Spring 2009
http://content9.flixster.com/movie/10/87/56/10875675_800.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 02:10 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/PFkDOvJ.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 02:13 (nine years ago) link
little children run around a dining room table so fast, they turn into butter.
i'm not sure I get this.
― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 03:30 (nine years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_Little_Black_Sambo
― King Clone (Crabbits), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 03:31 (nine years ago) link
yeah, i grew up with that book sad to say
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 03:37 (nine years ago) link
To answer the thread question, yes, it's racist.
SJP starring as a racist teacher who's forced to write a ten-bullet essay for Bubba Gump on how to resolve racism in Vermont? I dunno, could go either way on that one.
― pplains, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 03:44 (nine years ago) link
Total Lifetime GrossesDomestic: $8,064Domestic SummaryOpening Weekend: $5,534(#79 rank, 4 theaters, $1,384 average)% of Total Gross: 68.6%
Widest Release: 4 theatersClose Date: April 2, 2009In Release: 7 days / 1 weeks
― salthigh, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 04:02 (nine years ago) link
I have my own personal rant about how that kind of cliched film reifies the stance that a passionate teacher fixes every SES problem and reverses all historical baggagethank u nice wite ladies for JOURNALING even with TEEN PREGNINCE
― King Clone (Crabbits), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 04:25 (nine years ago) link
that's why we don't deserve due process and everything is tied to test scores
blah blha blah inappropriate place to rant
― King Clone (Crabbits), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 04:26 (nine years ago) link
Also srsly no
1. this is just horrible dear lord how did they get a book deal
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 04:59 (nine years ago) link
Didn't realize you hated Hipster Puppies that much
― 龜, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 12:32 (nine years ago) link
I guess I liked to think there was a real Black dude from I dunno East Flatbush or something who was THAT into healthy eating as a from of subversive self-care.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), 29. syyskuuta 2014 23:47 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yw5Mf9RlW0
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:16 (nine years ago) link
I want the names and addresses of those four theaters.
― pplains, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:42 (nine years ago) link
i saw thug kitchen once on facebook and assumed it was some white ppl, seemed really racist on the face of, without this "unmasking"
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:22 (nine years ago) link
I guess my issue is that it's not like black people HIDE when they do stuff like this, so the complete lack of actual physical presence should be taken as a 95% indicator that here be non-black people
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:26 (nine years ago) link
dont see whats racist about itordered a thug kitchen 'stop snitchen' tshirt for my nephew from their etsy page last yearhere in upscale MA suburbia vegan fusion is breaking in a big way right now
― Contrappunto dialettico alla mente (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:26 (nine years ago) link
you almost had me until that last bit, nakh
― ⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link
"No snitchin' in the kitchen" aprons, STICHED in Olde English font.... Etsy.com, www.youre-really-clicking-on-this?.com19
― pplains, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link
uh
http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/01/politics/boston-herald-cartoon/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link
The Herald is so bad that this verges on being a non-story
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link
xp to Tuomas
Oh. The person I wrote that comment to also made a Dead Prez reference but I assumed she meant Dead Presidents and I didn't follow that up with any more thoughts.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link
hey nakh how do you feel about pampered chef
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link
Pretty sure Jerry Holbert's going to be rated around No. 50 or so in the ILX Comics poll.
― pplains, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 21:40 (nine years ago) link
idk pampered chef is not really a thing around here in liberal ma, it is also a wholly owned subsidiary of berkshire hathaway which is not a good look for me right nowsuper into rad scandinavian food right now and watching anything related to noma on youtuberene redzepi is just multiple iterations of next level
― Contrappunto dialettico alla mente (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 21:50 (nine years ago) link
my sister threw a pampered chef party and we bought a couple of things
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link
xp the newer bourdain show (parts unknown?) did a pretty good ep on noma if you haven't already checked it out
i want proof that dude's kids were actually using watermelon toothpaste
― hug niceman (psychgawsple), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link
tbh I've almost bought the kids watermelon toothpaste a few times when looking for travel sized toothpaste
Other flavors I passed on: bubblegum
This was in China tho
― 龜, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 22:06 (nine years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71clXHKG95L._SY355SX182_SY355_CR,0,0,182,355_PIbundle-6,TopRight,0,0_SX182_SY355_CR,0,0,182,355_SH20_.jpg
― bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link
why didn't this cartoonist thought of fried chicken toothpaste
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 22:42 (nine years ago) link
the thing I love is that the cartoonist straight up came forward and realized he maybe picked the wrong fruit, but the Boston Herald went with that old college newspaper standard of HE WAS JUST SATIRIZING RACISM SOMEHOW every time some kid doodles a sambo
― bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 22:44 (nine years ago) link
very constructive post (xpost)
― example (crüt), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 22:45 (nine years ago) link
Cartoon was at that level of stupidity and ignorance.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link
I know you all aren't saying "Well, here's an example of watermelon toothpaste. I don't know what the big deal is." I know this, right?
― pplains, Thursday, 2 October 2014 01:07 (nine years ago) link
Yeah but why sink to that level xp
― 龜, Thursday, 2 October 2014 01:10 (nine years ago) link
fair enough
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 October 2014 01:38 (nine years ago) link
I would've all wrote "Hey, Obama! Figure a Socialist like you would be using Arm & Hammer!"
― pplains, Thursday, 2 October 2014 02:37 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/EbIjFTi.gif
I feel that was half-hearted but I will always root for Osama thumbs-up
― ⌘-B (mh), Thursday, 2 October 2014 04:04 (nine years ago) link
my wife found some notes on a comedy sketch in progress (or is it an actual starbucks order???) on the ground by an apartment building up the street.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/photo4_zps89009bd6.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 2 October 2014 05:01 (nine years ago) link
hey guys i've got a comedy idea, the Warsaw 'ghetto'. its poland in 1942 and the jews of warsaw have been herded into appalling conditions in a tiny quarter of the city but instead of being starved and terrified they're all like 'thuglife, bee-yatch' lol
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 2 October 2014 09:40 (nine years ago) link
carmel machiado for me please
― kinder, Thursday, 2 October 2014 09:43 (nine years ago) link