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It makes so much sense now! If only we had filled up the "photos of famous people together" thread with pics of Fran Drescher, Fran Fine, and Bobbi Fleckman all posing with each other, we could have saved so much effort and time

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link

This contest is over! Give that man the ten thousand dollars!

Eric H., Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link

two years ago we had Dennis Ritchie, Bob Windows and Johnny Unix

― Chimp Arsons, Tuesday, September 30, 2014 11:22 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link

I am picturing Tuomas intently and quizzically studying The Nanny like one of those muppet martians examining a radio. FRAN FRAN FRAN FRAN FRAN YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link

malkovich malkovich

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link

“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”

― gbx, Monday, September 22, 2014 10:53 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

okay

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, September 22, 2014 11:40 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link

xp http://i.imgur.com/2KSNDYd.jpg

bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link

tavi is an honorary millenial because her initial blog started gaining recognition in 2009, the same year merriweather post pavilion was releasead.

― Treeship, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 03:40 (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is that more or less dignified than being an honorary aryan

― Contrappunto dialettico alla mente (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 03:41 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in 2014 it's the better to be an honorary millenial than an old person who betrayed the interests of their own ethnic group to collaborate with the nazis and earned special recognition for this. imo.

― Treeship, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 03:48 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Contrappunto dialettico alla mente (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 03:01 (nine years ago) link

thread: DDR--dance dance revolution

What's the hype?? I hear about it everywhere...and I'm actually thinking of trying it.
― Heidi D., Monday, May 24, 2004 6:08 AM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's no taiko no tatsujin
― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, May 24, 2004 6:10 AM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 03:02 (nine years ago) link

wins how do u derive ur moral outlook

― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Thursday, October 2, 2014 3:58 PM (3 hours ago)

(exponent)moral outlook^(exponent - 1)

― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Thursday, October 2, 2014 4:01 PM (3 hours ago)

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:34 (nine years ago) link

i do appresh a good math lol tbf

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:36 (nine years ago) link

I guess there are a limited number of ways to film cars careening around and I've seen all of them enough times to start losing interest. Maybe this film broke ground 17 years ago and I've just been seeing all the later copycats. Maybe I am just too old and jaded to properly enjoy orange balls of flame and showers of sparks as cars are forced sideways into railings, over and over again to the accompaniment of insistent drumbeat soundtrack, so that for me, today, the best car chase is a brief one. This explanation seems plausible the more I think about it.

― Aimless, Thursday, October 2, 2014 11:31 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe i just ambushed you with a cup of coffee

― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, October 2, 2014 11:32 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

zero content albums (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:51 (nine years ago) link

i have been laughing for the past 5 minutes straight about Tuomas binge watching all six seasons of The Nanny

some dude, Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link

considerably more laughing, then, than say there would be in all six etc etc

zero content albums (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:55 (nine years ago) link

maybe i just ambushed you with a cup of coffee

― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, October 2, 2014 11:32 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

B-)

lag∞n, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:05 (nine years ago) link

i have been laughing for the past 5 minutes straight about Tuomas binge watching all six seasons of The Nanny

― some dude, Thursday, October 2, 2014 7:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol its very good stuff for sure

lag∞n, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:05 (nine years ago) link

Is there, like, some point to these prank calls, or is someone just calling random ILXors?

― Tuomas, Friday, 9 April 2010 09:22 (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No.

― caek, Friday, 9 April 2010 09:33 (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No what?

― Tuomas, Friday, 9 April 2010 09:42 (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No ...sir?

― "I DONT WANT HOUSE CHICKEN I WANT THIS PLACE CHICKEN!" (stevie), Friday, 9 April 2010 09:44 (4 years ago) Bookmark

zero content albums (darraghmac), Friday, 3 October 2014 10:58 (nine years ago) link

haaaaaa

goole, Friday, 3 October 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link

looooooooooooool

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 3 October 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link

irl lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 October 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link

tbh I'm really reading up on sperm donation now

― ⌘-B (mh), Friday, October 3, 2014 4:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*reads up furiously*

― Οὖτις, Friday, October 3, 2014 4:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 October 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link

- a superglue sandwich

― wackness unlimited (snoball), Saturday, 4 October 2014 19:45 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

- a post that you knew was snoball even before you saw his username

― flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 4 October 2014 19:47 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 October 2014 22:25 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/By-E6moCYAAo_6W.jpg

― Mordy, Monday, October 6, 2014 12:56 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

no dwarf?!

― j., Monday, October 6, 2014 1:03 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's a race not a class *tuts furiously*

― Chimp Arsons, Monday, October 6, 2014 1:04 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe j. hasn't played since 1st edition

― Mordy, Monday, October 6, 2014 1:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

i'm just saying you can't just conflate race and class

― Chimp Arsons, Monday, October 6, 2014 1:06 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the late great, Monday, 6 October 2014 20:09 (nine years ago) link

nice

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Monday, 6 October 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link

going to be picking up a set of those pins at GeekGirlCon this weekend btw

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Monday, 6 October 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link

i would like and maybe wear a social justice cleric pin

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 October 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link

+6 Pious bonus

wackness unlimited (snoball), Monday, 6 October 2014 20:46 (nine years ago) link

social justice wizard lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 6 October 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link

Prosciutto > Bacon

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 6 October 2014 19:25 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

here we go

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 October 2014 19:28 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

zero content albums (darraghmac), Monday, 6 October 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link

Oh boy, Occupy! That's where I'm a social justice Viking!

bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 02:11 (nine years ago) link

j. raises a key point in that the lack of multiclass combos subtly renders the nonhuman races invisible

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 02:36 (nine years ago) link

not if you roll to check for privilege

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 02:38 (nine years ago) link

ahaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 02:43 (nine years ago) link

isn't the idea of a poll like this to rile up white men by making them realize how much they hate being lumped in with other people who share only superficial traits with them and by so doing forcing them to acknowledge that it has been their luxury, as white men, to not have had this happen to them all along? that privilege has allowed them to have their multidimensionality remain unquestioned to a degree minorities could only dream of? if that was the idea, it's a good exercise, but you can't be surprised when people react as expected, by bristling at the possibility that they too could be subject to crude generalizations. i honestly can't help but be suspicious of white men who would feel totally cool about this and join in the chorus of people describing all members of the white male literary establishment as shits due to their white maleness. if you're into social justice you want to extend to privilege to not be objectified to everyone, not just strip it away from certain people, right? unless the latter is tactically important to the struggle... i tend to not think it is, but then again of course i would because i am a white male.

if this is just about venting about the ubiquity of male voices in a way that is cathartically unrestrained i get it and i would never resent someone for indulging in that kind of activity. but again, the fact that white males might pipe in to say "hey wait a second, this isn't fair!' is to be expected, if the thread concept is supposed to be unfair, rather for rhetorical or cathartic effect. right?

― Treeship, Monday, October 13, 2014 4:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[...]

Why would you deny the simple unadulterated joy of scientifically determining whether Tony Parsons is a greater cockfarmer than Martin Amis?

― Matt DC, Monday, October 13, 2014 4:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Monday, 13 October 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link

trying to work out the risk of being caught by another passenger on this train watching warhammer asmr

― ogmor, Monday, October 13, 2014 9:52 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Monday, 13 October 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link

i installed iOS8 on my iphone saturday and on sunday i started typing "u-n-c-l-e" in a text message and one of the three words it auto-suggested was "UNCLESHAVEDLONGCOCK"

― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Monday, October 13, 2014 1:46 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do you ever just look at a cop car going by and think, maybe...

― goole, Monday, October 13, 2014 1:48 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

always

― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Monday, October 13, 2014 1:53 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Monday, 13 October 2014 22:37 (nine years ago) link

lol

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 October 2014 22:43 (nine years ago) link

You spelled Schuylkill wrong you shitbird carpetbagger

― 龜, Sunday, October 12, 2014 11:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Treeship, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 00:17 (nine years ago) link

Ah I remember that

Whiney called out a dude for using a picture of a 70s basketball player in a way that was like "lol afro" and then all the white people on ILM spent hundreds of posts trying to separate their uses of rapper profile pics from that

― 龜, Monday, 13 October 2014 23:02 (Yesterday) Permalink

#spiritofilx

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link

I feel like beef just isn't very snacky in nature

― iatee, Thursday, September 18, 2014 3:30 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not usually its true

― lag∞n, Thursday, September 18, 2014 3:33 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but what about if we dried it out for u

― lag∞n, Thursday, September 18, 2014 3:34 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link

still waiting for the iatee/lag∞n podcast

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link

the outer borough jerky hour

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 22:33 (nine years ago) link

Would listen to in my car

owe me the shmoney (m bison), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 00:56 (nine years ago) link

In the burbs

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 01:20 (nine years ago) link

sorting through the day's mail

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 01:21 (nine years ago) link

started from de Botton now we here

― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, October 15, 2014 11:22 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 11:01 (nine years ago) link

no way am i going to be able to resist stealing that at some point

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 11:33 (nine years ago) link

idk maybe im in a kinda raw place tonight or sthing but I opened my desktop and a popup appeared and said avg has protected you from several threats recently and I nearly wept in gratitude at this strange and unasked for but directly acknowledged and calmly asserted kindness strange night strange times

― local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, October 15, 2014 3:27 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link

i love that post

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:07 (nine years ago) link


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