EXCELSiant LOLcial Commentary

haaaaaa

looooooooooooool

irl lol

tbh I'm really reading up on sperm donation now

― ⌘-B (mh), Friday, October 3, 2014 4:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*reads up furiously*

― Οὖτις, Friday, October 3, 2014 4:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

- a superglue sandwich

― wackness unlimited (snoball), Saturday, 4 October 2014 19:45 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

- a post that you knew was snoball even before you saw his username

― flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 4 October 2014 19:47 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/By-E6moCYAAo_6W.jpg

― Mordy, Monday, October 6, 2014 12:56 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

no dwarf?!

― j., Monday, October 6, 2014 1:03 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's a race not a class *tuts furiously*

― Chimp Arsons, Monday, October 6, 2014 1:04 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe j. hasn't played since 1st edition

― Mordy, Monday, October 6, 2014 1:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

i'm just saying you can't just conflate race and class

― Chimp Arsons, Monday, October 6, 2014 1:06 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nice

going to be picking up a set of those pins at GeekGirlCon this weekend btw

i would like and maybe wear a social justice cleric pin

+6 Pious bonus

social justice wizard lol

Prosciutto > Bacon

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 6 October 2014 19:25 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

here we go

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 October 2014 19:28 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh boy, Occupy! That's where I'm a social justice Viking!

j. raises a key point in that the lack of multiclass combos subtly renders the nonhuman races invisible

not if you roll to check for privilege

ahaha

isn't the idea of a poll like this to rile up white men by making them realize how much they hate being lumped in with other people who share only superficial traits with them and by so doing forcing them to acknowledge that it has been their luxury, as white men, to not have had this happen to them all along? that privilege has allowed them to have their multidimensionality remain unquestioned to a degree minorities could only dream of? if that was the idea, it's a good exercise, but you can't be surprised when people react as expected, by bristling at the possibility that they too could be subject to crude generalizations. i honestly can't help but be suspicious of white men who would feel totally cool about this and join in the chorus of people describing all members of the white male literary establishment as shits due to their white maleness. if you're into social justice you want to extend to privilege to not be objectified to everyone, not just strip it away from certain people, right? unless the latter is tactically important to the struggle... i tend to not think it is, but then again of course i would because i am a white male.

if this is just about venting about the ubiquity of male voices in a way that is cathartically unrestrained i get it and i would never resent someone for indulging in that kind of activity. but again, the fact that white males might pipe in to say "hey wait a second, this isn't fair!' is to be expected, if the thread concept is supposed to be unfair, rather for rhetorical or cathartic effect. right?

― Treeship, Monday, October 13, 2014 4:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[...]

Why would you deny the simple unadulterated joy of scientifically determining whether Tony Parsons is a greater cockfarmer than Martin Amis?

― Matt DC, Monday, October 13, 2014 4:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

trying to work out the risk of being caught by another passenger on this train watching warhammer asmr

― ogmor, Monday, October 13, 2014 9:52 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i installed iOS8 on my iphone saturday and on sunday i started typing "u-n-c-l-e" in a text message and one of the three words it auto-suggested was "UNCLESHAVEDLONGCOCK"

― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Monday, October 13, 2014 1:46 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do you ever just look at a cop car going by and think, maybe...

― goole, Monday, October 13, 2014 1:48 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

always

― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Monday, October 13, 2014 1:53 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

You spelled Schuylkill wrong you shitbird carpetbagger

― 龜, Sunday, October 12, 2014 11:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ah I remember that

Whiney called out a dude for using a picture of a 70s basketball player in a way that was like "lol afro" and then all the white people on ILM spent hundreds of posts trying to separate their uses of rapper profile pics from that

― 龜, Monday, 13 October 2014 23:02 (Yesterday) Permalink

#spiritofilx

I feel like beef just isn't very snacky in nature

― iatee, Thursday, September 18, 2014 3:30 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not usually its true

― lag∞n, Thursday, September 18, 2014 3:33 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but what about if we dried it out for u

― lag∞n, Thursday, September 18, 2014 3:34 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still waiting for the iatee/lag∞n podcast

the outer borough jerky hour

Would listen to in my car

In the burbs

sorting through the day's mail

started from de Botton now we here

― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, October 15, 2014 11:22 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no way am i going to be able to resist stealing that at some point

idk maybe im in a kinda raw place tonight or sthing but I opened my desktop and a popup appeared and said avg has protected you from several threats recently and I nearly wept in gratitude at this strange and unasked for but directly acknowledged and calmly asserted kindness strange night strange times

― local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, October 15, 2014 3:27 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i love that post

Foo Fighters are the number one band for people who tuck in their t-shirts

― chr1sb3singer, Thursday, October 16, 2014 12:13 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Rush fans aren't gonna give up that easily pal

― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, October 16, 2014 1:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wikipedia says Autobio of Dale Cooper was written by Mark's brother, Scott Frost.

― abanana, Thursday, 16 October 2014 21:14 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's obviously wrong since it was written by special agent dale cooper

― Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 October 2014 21:28 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Just a reminder: playing amateur internet detective based on users' possible former usernames is not welcome on ilx. Particularly trying to out people who don't want to be outed and who have previously stated that they are not the former user you believe they are. Thanks for understanding.

― how's life, Thursday, 16 October 2014 23:48 (Yesterday)

this principle might be worth shit if it didnt apply to cases where hypothetically new posters continued spiteful and unreciprocated vendettas from their prior incarnations

― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, October 16, 2014 6:15 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

playing amateur internet detective based on users' possible former usernames is a storied ilx activity w many good threads devoted to it

― lag∞n, Thursday, October 16, 2014 6:16 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

including the one where the case for waterface=que was put forward!

― 龜✊ (wins), Thursday, October 16, 2014 6:18 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if u want to outrun yr past u have to come up w a new posting style is whats what

― lag∞n, Thursday, October 16, 2014 6:19 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

que's que

― Treeship, Thursday, October 16, 2014 6:20 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what a punchline

and what

wake up with alarm, have some breakfast. stay focused and half of success is just showing up, so that's a priority. turn on jars of clay at a decent volume and stare at the scripture i had engraved on the wall in my office. go with a hot hand, pay attention to the stats but can't forget intuition. you have nine innings to score more runs than the other team, and you score a run when you go all the way around the bases and then touch home plate again. before there are 3 outs. there are other rules but at the end of the day you say your goodbyes and go home and prepare for that next day. mental long grind dinner empty dreams, sun alarm breakfast and it starts again.

― Karl Malone, Monday, October 20, 2014 7:46 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The album title My Name Is Albert Ayler always makes me start singing

Oh, my name is Albert Ayler,
I hope you like my show
I know you're rootin' for me,
but now I have to SKRONNNNKSREEEEESRIIIERAAARRRK

to the tune of this: http://youtu.be/ESEiJlseLWo

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, October 4, 2014 12:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmaoo

amazing

dying

they were shooting at the boss and nothing was happening then the boss opened his biddle-eye and the eye pulsed red so they shot him in the biddle-eye and now mercedes benzes are crashing into gawker

― woof, Tuesday, October 21, 2014 9:22 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

very good

i keep walking past the bus stop near where im staying and it says "both sides of the road" and it makes me think of this thread

― anvil, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 1:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so i looked on discogs and it listed no records called that, apart from one called corpses on both sides of the road, by some people called
endometrium cuntplow

― anvil, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 1:09 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

I have a US Chip and Sig Card and the chip works just fine, it just forces the machine to do a signature transaction, completely useless but no swipe required. The only place I'e ever had a problem was germany where the don't particularly like cards anyway, really hate foreign cards, so foreign cards that don't obey the rules are an absolute no no.

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:05 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what is the preferred german method of payment

― lag∞n, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:09 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Weird porn.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:11 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i HAVE TO move to berlin

― lag∞n, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:12 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think i've seen endometrium cuntplow at least 2x this year