what a punchline
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 17 October 2014 06:54 (nine years ago) link
and what
― jaymc, Friday, 17 October 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link
wake up with alarm, have some breakfast. stay focused and half of success is just showing up, so that's a priority. turn on jars of clay at a decent volume and stare at the scripture i had engraved on the wall in my office. go with a hot hand, pay attention to the stats but can't forget intuition. you have nine innings to score more runs than the other team, and you score a run when you go all the way around the bases and then touch home plate again. before there are 3 outs. there are other rules but at the end of the day you say your goodbyes and go home and prepare for that next day. mental long grind dinner empty dreams, sun alarm breakfast and it starts again.
― Karl Malone, Monday, October 20, 2014 7:46 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― schwantz, Monday, 20 October 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link
The album title My Name Is Albert Ayler always makes me start singing
Oh, my name is Albert Ayler,I hope you like my showI know you're rootin' for me, but now I have to SKRONNNNKSREEEEESRIIIERAAARRRK
to the tune of this: http://youtu.be/ESEiJlseLWo
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, October 4, 2014 12:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link
lmaoo
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 14:41 (nine years ago) link
amazing
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link
dying
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link
they were shooting at the boss and nothing was happening then the boss opened his biddle-eye and the eye pulsed red so they shot him in the biddle-eye and now mercedes benzes are crashing into gawker
― woof, Tuesday, October 21, 2014 9:22 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― example (crüt), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link
very good
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link
i keep walking past the bus stop near where im staying and it says "both sides of the road" and it makes me think of this thread― anvil, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 1:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkso i looked on discogs and it listed no records called that, apart from one called corpses on both sides of the road, by some people called endometrium cuntplow― anvil, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 1:09 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― anvil, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 1:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
so i looked on discogs and it listed no records called that, apart from one called corpses on both sides of the road, by some people called endometrium cuntplow
― anvil, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 1:09 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link
haha
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link
I have a US Chip and Sig Card and the chip works just fine, it just forces the machine to do a signature transaction, completely useless but no swipe required. The only place I'e ever had a problem was germany where the don't particularly like cards anyway, really hate foreign cards, so foreign cards that don't obey the rules are an absolute no no.― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:05 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkwhat is the preferred german method of payment― lag∞n, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:09 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkWeird porn.― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:11 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinki HAVE TO move to berlin― lag∞n, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:12 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:05 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what is the preferred german method of payment
― lag∞n, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:09 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Weird porn.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:11 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i HAVE TO move to berlin
― lag∞n, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:12 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link
i think i've seen endometrium cuntplow at least 2x this year
― sarahell, Thursday, 23 October 2014 09:21 (nine years ago) link
yeah but anvil's talking about the band
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 23 October 2014 10:58 (nine years ago) link
Been a while since I saw the doc but can't recall it saying too much about him being a hermit. As so often in these cases (cf. Jandek) "hermit" is taken to mean "doesn't play live or give interviews". Scott travels on the tube, goes to the cinema &c.
― goth colouring book (anagram), Thursday, October 9, 2014 4:36 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Scott is like Kubrick - only gives interviews etc when he's got new product to promote. When you have a looong gap between albs, that means you vanish from the public eye and get accused of being a hermit.
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, October 9, 2014 4:40 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Not sure that's the only reason we haven't heard from Kubrick of late
― john wahey (NickB), Thursday, October 9, 2014 4:42 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Thursday, 23 October 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
*snort*
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Thursday, 23 October 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link
xp - lj -- SO AM I!!!
― sarahell, Thursday, 23 October 2014 23:55 (nine years ago) link
obv
― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 October 2014 23:57 (nine years ago) link
Cosmetic surgery, Comic Con, big boy stickball...they're all just, like, the in-flight entertainment as we ride this plane called life into the void, man. Who am I to say that this dude in the seat next to me is ignoring oblivion in the wrong way, know what I'm sayin'? (smokes a marijuana joint)
― Remoistening The Trough (Old Lunch), Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:48 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 October 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link
lol sarahell
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Sunday, 26 October 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link
I was havin a drink with a lady last night and outta nowhere the v odd guy on the stool next to me, who had been trying to engage us in conversation a little creepily for awhile, announced in my general direction that all the women in the joint were "hookers" and weren't with him because he "wasn't willing to pay for it." I immediately thought of all this shit. Like oh right, those dudes but irl, cool.
The guy was 86'd shortly thereafter, and I'm certain the bartender works for gawker.
― Clay, Tuesday, October 28, 2014 6:38 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Monday, 27 October 2014 23:00 (nine years ago) link
lol
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 27 October 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link
I hate seeing those macros and finally hitting the tab that says "Hide this content."
And Facebook asks, why? Is it offensive? Is it an ad? Should it not be on Facebook?
Facebook continues to prod, What about this? *picture of co-worker walking her dog* Or this? *Hi, I'm Tom Cotton, doesn't my neck just invite you to strangle it?*
Before I know it, I've forgotten where I was going with all this and move on. That is, until the next time I see one of those stupid macros.
― pplains, Tuesday, October 28, 2014 10:14 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
So I order food. Just 10 wings. They bring me only 9. Yep I'm at bit pissed off. I pay for 10 I'd like to have 10. If I ever return to Pittsburg I don't think I'd come back. Service is like 90 percent of the dining experience.
― alomar lines (anky), Wednesday, October 29, 2014 8:08 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
but they brought you like 90 percent of the wings you asked for
― flatizza (harbl), Wednesday, October 29, 2014 10:41 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 12:25 (nine years ago) link
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a82/bobbysixer/IMG_2551_zps7ccb5e87.jpg
― Twist of Caliphate (Bob Six), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 13:14 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Camden tourists advertising ILE
there are ways to mute the shutter sound you know
― well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 14:54 (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link
*dies*
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link
loooool
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link
awesome
― ILOVEMASONNA (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link
arf
― NYC if you didn't know was taken over by skeleton hipsters in the past (stevie), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 16:04 (nine years ago) link
real tho
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link
went in for the second zing but probably the equivalent of kicking a dead squirrel
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 17:03 (nine years ago) link
on the comic book movie thread
Ha, I'm trying to imagine how a 'Steve Jobs-worthy' DC event would have gone.― Frederik B, Wednesday, October 29, 2014 "Just one more thing."*Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Sandman appears, sings Tori Amos songs backed by U2*― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, October 29, 2014
"Just one more thing."*Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Sandman appears, sings Tori Amos songs backed by U2*― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, October 29, 2014
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link
Omg
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link
EXCELSiant
― sleeve, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 21:40 (nine years ago) link
lol very nice thank you
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 22:43 (nine years ago) link
http://www.pcgamer.com/researchers-find-that-female-pc-gamers-outnumber-males/
losing their minds on the chans over this. never seen goalposts move so quickly
― i'd rather be arrested by you folks than by anybody i know (art), Wednesday, October 29, 2014 3:40 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
p surprised by that
― lag∞n, Wednesday, October 29, 2014 3:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
women finally breaking through the glass basement
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, October 29, 2014 3:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 23:34 (nine years ago) link
That was good
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 30 October 2014 01:13 (nine years ago) link
ha just came here to post that
― jaymc, Thursday, 30 October 2014 04:28 (nine years ago) link
I'm going home now
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 23:36 (Yesterday) Permalink
your planet needs you?
― da croupier, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 23:36 (Yesterday) Permalink
― Turkish "Mean Girls" (latebloomer), Thursday, 30 October 2014 05:34 (nine years ago) link
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 October 2014 05:35 (nine years ago) link
hahaha
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 30 October 2014 13:46 (nine years ago) link
are we just throwing up any weird NYT hip hop-related headline now? because there is no topping A Rapper for Diddy Finds a Home That's Just Dandy
― some dude, Thursday, October 16, 2008 1:15 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha sounds like a rejected camron line
― max, Thursday, October 16, 2008 1:19 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
A Rapper for Diddy Finds a Home That's Just Dandyim a flapper more pity sign a loan for some candy
― stop looking at me, quan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 31 October 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link
looool
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 October 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link
hah
― johnny crunch, Friday, 31 October 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link
ace
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 31 October 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link
My son's best friend is going as "a jamaican". Not in blackface, but with a dreadlock wig. No idea what the fuck to even say when I run into him tonight.
― how's life, Friday, October 31, 2014 6:10 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Repeatedly refer to it as an Adam Duritz costume
― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Friday, October 31, 2014 6:21 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 31 October 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link
hahahahahaha a+
― da croupier, Friday, 31 October 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link
!
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 October 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link
omg
― mattresslessness, Friday, 31 October 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link
that is really great advice imo
― mattresslessness, Friday, 31 October 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link