LJ

I'd have said me plus maybe one other poster

caustic wins, dow

the ilafl nexus + u, dmac and estela basically

+ the other ones i've f******* on f********

*counts asterisks* phew

I didn't just ask that question so I could make that pun btw

lol

Humorless?

lol u missed tom d's post then

if the hat fits wear it deems

nah I didn't but the q wasn't that q

He was noted for his many personal affectations, including proffering his hand in papal fashion, lapsing into Latin whilst speaking, and deliberately mispronouncing modern words.

― pecker shrivellage (imago), Friday, 24 October 2014 02:41 (17 hours ago)

if you had to introduce a single one of these affectations employed by your anglo-hellenic predecessor norman st john stevas into your personal brand, which would it be?

the same man and i say it here in the open so as he doesn't take it as an attack from anywhere but the front would maybe have to whittle out a few affectations to be left with only one of the above

nakhers u and i both know quid eorum that wd be

deliberately mispronouncing modern words is the clear winner there

twy-ter

i do have a fantasy of converting my high facility for written latin into a spoken form, but there are so few conversant speakers

you could combine both of those affectations by not using words like television that combine greek and latin roots and make up your own words for them solely derived from sansrkit or amaraic

always like the way Evelyn Waugh pronounced gibberish with a hard g in the three-part(!) tv doc on him. I used to use that when training people at work and watch carefully for flickers, or on a couple of occasions, be amused at outright attempts to correct.

not that I blame them - it's a wanker's trick, but all pleasures are all we can afford in these pied times.

lol the phrase 'egregious transadriatic portmanteau' was on my previous okcupid profile ('ornithocarnate')

waughtm

have a sister in law that pronounce wifi as 'weefee'

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Everyone seems to say cache like "Ka-shay". ... But I did know one person who used to say: "cake" I could never tell if he was being facetious or ...

the person i know who did this was fairly certainly not being facetious

does that person referring to computers kashaying or of of paramilitaries having arms kashays

abhor the word 'chav' obv but try pronouncing it with a long a

maybe like 'chave' the producer of the most expensive wine of the rhone valley

haha yes

xávé

i straight-up wrote in latin on the charlton athletic messageboard today. i'm out of control :(

veni, vidi, fp

✓

context?

*shameface* second post here http://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/64689/relationship-update-advice-needed/p7

girlprob advice via wilfred owen

so trenchant and pedantic it probably merits a siteban

oh lol just realised that's on the members' only board

Wheresmeticket? said:

Tell her it's you not her, that you can still be friends, you aren't ready and you are so confused right now.

LJ said:

Ah, the great lie: dulce et decorum est pro femina discedere...

how many boards are you currently soliciting for advice?

i was not soliciting but dispensing there as is surely obvious m8

how are the sexual politics of the charlton forum

slightly less byzantine that might be feared

didn't realize there was a third party involved. I've not checked so mb fan forums are full of romantic wisdom

https://www.google.co.uk/?gfe_rd=&gws_rd=ssl#q=site:oatcakefanzine.proboards.com+birds

av to av it

have a sister in law that pronounce wifi as 'weefee'

My sister's ex-husband's uncle used to pronounce video as 'veedeeo' and I was in a band with someone who used to pronounce demo as 'deemo'... however this was in Renfrewshire where people (used to) pronounce "seven" as "seeven", an affectation I once utilised on ILX for one of my wildly popular Bobby Gillespie skits, where Bob met Momus (Momus is from Paisley... which is in Renfrewshire).

http://i.imgur.com/Q7Qh8E1.jpg

sturridge is repping your style

otm studge otm

pretend that I posted a question about an obscure off-spinner here

Bowled unchanged for 43 overs without taking a wicket, the poor sod! Then had to go for biomechanical testing!

i msg'd u on fb