Garth's Breakfast Bowl

and now I'm glad my kitchen knows
I scrambled 8 large eggs
to make my breakfast bowl
one bag of tater tots, off-brand
i could've let them drain
but i'd have had to clean
the pan

Yes, she's my lady luck
Hey, I'm her wild card man
Together we're buildin' up a real hot hand
We live out in the country
Hey, she's my little queen of the South
Yea, we're two of a kind
Workin' on an innovative breakfast bowl that has tortellini in it

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lotta packages in this recipe

it's called 'standing on the shoulders of giants'

lol

wonder what poor soul is cleaning the two unnecessarily dirtied skillets.

Chris Gaines does the dishes at Garth's house

Chris Gaines is a twin that Garth enslaved at a very young age for blood, organs, and post-breakfast-bowl skillet clean up

in a large skillet...

in a second separate skillet....

in a third separate skillet....

in a fourth skillet...

in a fifth skillet...

c'mon guys you can't be cooking eggs and tots in bacon and sausage grease. it's too much. this dish is about restraint.

it all bursts out the same arterial wall

turn on all six ranges. put six skillets on them. put packages of things in skillets and heat them. serve!

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none of the packages can contain vegetables

Keep reading this as Gareth's Breakfast Bowl.

1 pound roasted human flesh

Looks kinda like the cover of Royal Trux's Sweet Sixteen.

Three thirty in the morning
Not a soul in sight
The city's lookin' like a ghost town
On a moonless summer night
Raindrops on the windshield
There's a storm moving in
He's headin' back from somewhere
That he never should have been
eatin' breakfast bowls
eatin' breakfast bowls

Every light is burnin'
In a house across town
She's pacin' by the telephone
In her faded flannel gown
Askin' for miracle
Hopin' she's not right
Prayin' it's the weather
That's kept him out all night
but it's breakfast bowls
but it's breakfast bowls

The breakfast bowl
Cooked on skillets hot
But now cheese grows cold
Over off-brand tots
As the blood flows on
The meal takes its toll
On her weakening heart
Garth's breakfast bowl

Dying laughing at this entire thread, kudos to all!

lolz

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can you add Trisha to that somehow?

or maybe it's all a thought in Trisha's mind

Gonna need free ILX gold for that

I only pay in tortellini

So many skillets.

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