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― I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
none of the packages can contain vegetables
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
Keep reading this as Gareth's Breakfast Bowl.
1 pound roasted human flesh
― how's life, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link
Looks kinda like the cover of Royal Trux's Sweet Sixteen.
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link
Three thirty in the morning Not a soul in sight The city's lookin' like a ghost town On a moonless summer night Raindrops on the windshield There's a storm moving in He's headin' back from somewhere That he never should have been eatin' breakfast bowlseatin' breakfast bowls
Every light is burnin' In a house across town She's pacin' by the telephone In her faded flannel gown Askin' for miracle Hopin' she's not right Prayin' it's the weather That's kept him out all night but it's breakfast bowlsbut it's breakfast bowls
The breakfast bowlCooked on skillets hotBut now cheese grows coldOver off-brand totsAs the blood flows on The meal takes its tollOn her weakening heart Garth's breakfast bowl
― I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 21:24 (nine years ago) link
Dying laughing at this entire thread, kudos to all!
― Deliciously hard yet very accessible (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 21:27 (nine years ago) link
lolz
― local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link
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― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 October 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link
can you add Trisha to that somehow?
or maybe it's all a thought in Trisha's mind
― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 25 October 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link
Gonna need free ILX gold for that
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 25 October 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link
I only pay in tortellini
― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 25 October 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link
So many skillets.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 25 October 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link
for it is truly right and just
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 00:02 (nine years ago) link