Garth's Breakfast Bowl

Looks kinda like the cover of Royal Trux's Sweet Sixteen.

Three thirty in the morning
Not a soul in sight
The city's lookin' like a ghost town
On a moonless summer night
Raindrops on the windshield
There's a storm moving in
He's headin' back from somewhere
That he never should have been
eatin' breakfast bowls
eatin' breakfast bowls

Every light is burnin'
In a house across town
She's pacin' by the telephone
In her faded flannel gown
Askin' for miracle
Hopin' she's not right
Prayin' it's the weather
That's kept him out all night
but it's breakfast bowls
but it's breakfast bowls

The breakfast bowl
Cooked on skillets hot
But now cheese grows cold
Over off-brand tots
As the blood flows on
The meal takes its toll
On her weakening heart
Garth's breakfast bowl

Dying laughing at this entire thread, kudos to all!

lolz

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can you add Trisha to that somehow?

or maybe it's all a thought in Trisha's mind

Gonna need free ILX gold for that

I only pay in tortellini

So many skillets.

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