lol sarahell
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Sunday, 26 October 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link
I was havin a drink with a lady last night and outta nowhere the v odd guy on the stool next to me, who had been trying to engage us in conversation a little creepily for awhile, announced in my general direction that all the women in the joint were "hookers" and weren't with him because he "wasn't willing to pay for it." I immediately thought of all this shit. Like oh right, those dudes but irl, cool.
The guy was 86'd shortly thereafter, and I'm certain the bartender works for gawker.
― Clay, Tuesday, October 28, 2014 6:38 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Monday, 27 October 2014 23:00 (nine years ago) link
lol
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 27 October 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link
I hate seeing those macros and finally hitting the tab that says "Hide this content."
And Facebook asks, why? Is it offensive? Is it an ad? Should it not be on Facebook?
Facebook continues to prod, What about this? *picture of co-worker walking her dog* Or this? *Hi, I'm Tom Cotton, doesn't my neck just invite you to strangle it?*
Before I know it, I've forgotten where I was going with all this and move on. That is, until the next time I see one of those stupid macros.
― pplains, Tuesday, October 28, 2014 10:14 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
So I order food. Just 10 wings. They bring me only 9. Yep I'm at bit pissed off. I pay for 10 I'd like to have 10. If I ever return to Pittsburg I don't think I'd come back. Service is like 90 percent of the dining experience.
― alomar lines (anky), Wednesday, October 29, 2014 8:08 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
but they brought you like 90 percent of the wings you asked for
― flatizza (harbl), Wednesday, October 29, 2014 10:41 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 12:25 (nine years ago) link
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a82/bobbysixer/IMG_2551_zps7ccb5e87.jpg
― Twist of Caliphate (Bob Six), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 13:14 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Camden tourists advertising ILE
there are ways to mute the shutter sound you know
― well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 14:54 (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link
*dies*
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link
loooool
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link
awesome
― ILOVEMASONNA (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link
arf
― NYC if you didn't know was taken over by skeleton hipsters in the past (stevie), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 16:04 (nine years ago) link
real tho
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link
went in for the second zing but probably the equivalent of kicking a dead squirrel
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 17:03 (nine years ago) link
on the comic book movie thread
Ha, I'm trying to imagine how a 'Steve Jobs-worthy' DC event would have gone.― Frederik B, Wednesday, October 29, 2014 "Just one more thing."*Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Sandman appears, sings Tori Amos songs backed by U2*― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, October 29, 2014
"Just one more thing."*Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Sandman appears, sings Tori Amos songs backed by U2*― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, October 29, 2014
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link
Omg
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link
EXCELSiant
― sleeve, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 21:40 (nine years ago) link
lol very nice thank you
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 22:43 (nine years ago) link
http://www.pcgamer.com/researchers-find-that-female-pc-gamers-outnumber-males/
losing their minds on the chans over this. never seen goalposts move so quickly
― i'd rather be arrested by you folks than by anybody i know (art), Wednesday, October 29, 2014 3:40 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
p surprised by that
― lag∞n, Wednesday, October 29, 2014 3:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
women finally breaking through the glass basement
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, October 29, 2014 3:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 23:34 (nine years ago) link
That was good
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 30 October 2014 01:13 (nine years ago) link
ha just came here to post that
― jaymc, Thursday, 30 October 2014 04:28 (nine years ago) link
I'm going home now
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 23:36 (Yesterday) Permalink
your planet needs you?
― da croupier, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 23:36 (Yesterday) Permalink
― Turkish "Mean Girls" (latebloomer), Thursday, 30 October 2014 05:34 (nine years ago) link
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 October 2014 05:35 (nine years ago) link
hahaha
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 30 October 2014 13:46 (nine years ago) link
are we just throwing up any weird NYT hip hop-related headline now? because there is no topping A Rapper for Diddy Finds a Home That's Just Dandy
― some dude, Thursday, October 16, 2008 1:15 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha sounds like a rejected camron line
― max, Thursday, October 16, 2008 1:19 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
A Rapper for Diddy Finds a Home That's Just Dandyim a flapper more pity sign a loan for some candy
― stop looking at me, quan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 31 October 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link
looool
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 October 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link
hah
― johnny crunch, Friday, 31 October 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link
ace
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 31 October 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link
My son's best friend is going as "a jamaican". Not in blackface, but with a dreadlock wig. No idea what the fuck to even say when I run into him tonight.
― how's life, Friday, October 31, 2014 6:10 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Repeatedly refer to it as an Adam Duritz costume
― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Friday, October 31, 2014 6:21 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 31 October 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link
hahahahahaha a+
― da croupier, Friday, 31 October 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link
!
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 October 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link
omg
― mattresslessness, Friday, 31 October 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link
that is really great advice imo
― mattresslessness, Friday, 31 October 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link
jah bless
― clouds, Friday, 31 October 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
maybe it's just the people I know/the circles I travel in but all the polyamorous people I've ever come into contact with were self-absorbed assholes/never saw any "open" relationship that lasted more than a few months and/or didn't end with someone feeling deeply resentful/mistreated
― Οὖτις, Friday, October 31, 2014 4:22 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what about the straight people you know?
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, October 31, 2014 3:37 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Thereby Creating Humor (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 October 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link
Last 3 are amazingFake Cam lines are the best
― There Goes Ryan's Scion (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 1 November 2014 11:54 (nine years ago) link
so, I'm not exactly following this, but it's gone well beyond Zoe Quinn at this point, huh
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Thursday, November 6, 2014 3:38 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
can someone sum it up for me?
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Thursday, November 6, 2014 3:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it's about ethics in games journalism
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, November 6, 2014 4:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― stevie, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:53 (nine years ago) link
nice
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
caeks updates here from the past few weeks and presumably forthwith
Misdirected emails
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Friday, 7 November 2014 01:52 (nine years ago) link
kind of lol but mostly heart disease
― imago, Friday, 7 November 2014 02:03 (nine years ago) link
that shd say henceforth regards
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Friday, 7 November 2014 03:07 (nine years ago) link
coronary implications werent consideredwho knows how many people are eating it and what else they eatlooks like the sort of nutrient rich, easily consumed food someone who was keeping several people hostage might buy for them
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Friday, 7 November 2014 03:10 (nine years ago) link
taylor swift 1984 (even with all its flaws)
it was a bright cold day in april and the clocks were striking taylorswift13
― uxorious gazumping (monotony), Monday, November 10, 2014 4:43 AM (7 hours ago
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Monday, 10 November 2014 12:02 (nine years ago) link
Lol
― how's life, Monday, 10 November 2014 12:06 (nine years ago) link
You know, I haven't seen/heard ANY '20th anniversary of No Need to Argue' pieces anywhere this year, and I have to assume that was entirely intentional.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:15 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
she should be rapped across her fingersfor her punch up on aer lingus (for her punch-up, for her punch-up)
― john wahey (NickB), Monday, 10 November 2014 16:18 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Mark G, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link
did not need to look at the username
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link
The problem lately has been that ISIS was not fighting Assad, but opportunistically rolling up territory in Iraq instead, where the Iraqi army presented quite a bit less resistance than Assad's army did. Consequently, the price for giving ISIS a free rein was to risk letting them conquer a shockingly weak Iraq and control its massive oil reserves. Which could stimulate Iran to come in and make a grab for Iraq, too.
Take the oil out of the equation and we could let them play grabass all they want, without a second thought. But the world economy still runs on oil, so we can't play "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" there.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Monday, November 10, 2014 1:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
nah oil should be $1 million/barrel, that'll wean us off of it
― Οὖτις, Monday, November 10, 2014 1:34 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I didn't realize you were a prepper, Οὖτις
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Monday, November 10, 2014 1:37 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
wouldn't you like to be a prepper too
― Οὖτις, Monday, November 10, 2014 1:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 November 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link
What about people who say: "I don't own a television, because I always watch tv programs on my computer, or occasionally my phone, so there's no real point in my owing yet another screen, unless it's so I can say I own a television, so as to avoid annoying all you thin-skinned folks who find this mere fact of my television non-ownership irritating."
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Monday, November 10, 2014 12:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
they need to speak in shorter sentences
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 10, 2014 12:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 10 November 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link
my talent for feeding straight lines to others is unsurpassed today
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Monday, 10 November 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link
And they have the nerve to call you "Aimless"...
― pplains, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link
dunno why she didn't just go the (plausible) "trying to subvert white supremacy in the name of art" route though that would've possibly gone down better to a song with less basic lyrics
― lex pretend, Tuesday, November 11, 2014 11:10 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha is there literally anything Nicki does that isn't subverting something? like does she wake up in the morning and subvert her bowl of cereal?
― punk rocketeer (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, November 11, 2014 12:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
systems thinking is basically like when you call comcast and they tell you to unplug the modem, wait 30 seconds, then plug it back in
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Thursday, November 13, 2014 12:00 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link