Biggest problem is gaining free or low-cost commercial access to a suitably large cache of celeb photos without sparking off a lot of copyright lawsuits.
― Scapa Flow & Eddie (Aimless), Monday, 27 October 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
Streaming internet radio bobblehead dolls that only play one artist for mounting on your office desk or car dash.
― Zachary Taylor, Saturday, 23 July 2016 07:56 (seven years ago) link
A+
― The Professor of Hard Rain (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 23 July 2016 14:55 (seven years ago) link
bring back sound bites
― remove butt (abanana), Saturday, 23 July 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link
shoes that make a screaming noise when you step on them
― Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony said (contenderizer), Saturday, 23 July 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link
Chocolate-covered Bugles filled with aerosol cheese.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 23 July 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link
I think there's room for a serious competitor to Bic in the disposable lighter market. As it is, u either pay 1.75 for a Bic or .99 for a cheapo thats difficult to strike and might break. Bic has a total monopoly on quality disposable
― skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Saturday, 23 July 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link
Something I might have done 30 years ago, when I had energy and ambition and wrote some similar things with a friend (fake review of The Joshua Tree, fake history of Glass Tiger, half-fake history of pop music in the '70s). Maybe someone's already mentioned it on one of the political threads and I missed it; I'd be willing to bet someone's at work on the idea right now.
Write the inaugural address that Trump will never give. You'd have to find just the right tone and not overdo it--sometimes I like the parody guy in The New Yorker, sometimes he brings out the sledgehammer. The basic idea would be that Trump would still be settling scores with Ted Cruz, Megan Kelly, Paul Ryan, and everyone else in his inaugural.
― clemenza, Friday, 5 August 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link
all-you-can-eat bowling alley
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 5 August 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link
xpost The Economist a few weeks ago, in their 'The World If...' issue, wrote an article commemorating the theoretical 100th day of Trump's presidency.
― Lyle Lovitz (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 August 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link
Along those same lines, I have an amazing fake 33 1/3 book that I really need to finish writing someday.
― Lyle Lovitz (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 August 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link
Have you ever read Mark Shipper's fake Beatles bio, Paperback Writer?
http://www.amazon.ca/Paperback-Writer-Mark-Shipper/dp/0441651232
I had a copy at one point, but I think I gave it away before I ever got around to reading it.
― clemenza, Friday, 5 August 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link
I have an idea for a comedy webseries called "Dad Patrol," which is about a bunch of dads who respond to situations where teenagers are doing bad stuff, but instead of arresting or dispersing them they ruin it by trying to join in. Like they show up and start hogging the coke/weed/whatever and getting way too high and waxing about the Phish shows they went to.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 5 August 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link
I just had an idea for tombstone art that would basically be like a multi-panel engraving featuring scenes from the deceased's life. Maybe birth, marriage, family, death, a couple of achievements or key moments of struggle.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Saturday, 6 August 2016 13:53 (seven years ago) link
Desktop computers with a battery inside, so if it gets accidentally unplugged it doesn't just turn off right away.
― Sharia Laws and Lambchop (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 18 August 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link
Seems crazy that that's not standard, now that I think about it.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 18 August 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link
a vinyl record that is clear and has colored oils inside of it and comes with a special projector/turntable so that while it plays it projects psychedelic visuals on the wall
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 18 August 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link
lava lp would have been more succinct.
― estela, Thursday, 18 August 2016 22:31 (seven years ago) link
A gay club called Bachelorette Party
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 9 September 2016 20:15 (seven years ago) link