FARM YARD CORN MAZE RULES

I mean, I'm not saying that they should've thrown on the prison spotlights and frogmarched you out of the maze, but you do get where other patrons could possibly be offended at a young man saying to an older woman, "I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU," right?

But all that said, ho-lee shit:

To maintain a family type atmosphere at Maize Quest, we require that our guests be dressed in accordance with the standards set forth here. Clothing that might offend other guests is not allowed (within certain guidelines). Maize Quest reserves the right to refuse admission to anyone not properly dressed. Shirts and shoes must be worn at all times, including entering and leaving. Profanity, obscene gestures, obscene statements, pictures of illegal substances, motorcycle colors, insignias of Para-military groups, all gang related items on clothing, costumes or disguises that conceal identity are prohibited. Maize Quest reserves the right to refuse admission to anyone who refuses to comply with the dress code summarized here. NOTICE: It is illegal to carry a firearm, deadly weapon, or dangerous ordnance anywhere on Maize Quest property. Unless otherwise authorized by law, no person shall knowingly possess, have under the person's control, convey, or attempt to convey a deadly weapon or dangerous ordnance onto Maize Quest property. Shirts, shorts and shoes/pants must be worn at all times. Clothing items with profanity or obscene or sexually explicit pictures, graphics or statements are not permitted to be worn inside the park. Inappropriate items cannot be worn inside out. They must be returned to the guest's car. Jackets with emblems, insignias, or shields that represent an organization not open to the general public are not permitted inside the park. Exceptions include insignias for governmental agencies, school groups, scouting, athletic, religious, public service or civic groups. Motorcycle colors, insignias of military-military groups or any gang related items cannot be worn in the park. Management reserves the right to exclude any type of emblem or insignia which it finds unacceptable, or any clothing it considers offensive to our park guests. Any reference to support the use of drugs or pictures of illegal substances on clothing is not allowed to be worn inside the park. If a guest has a T-shirt on that is not acceptable, it must be replaced with another piece of clothing. Costumes or disguises that conceal identity are prohibited. Knives, handcuffs, guns or other such weapons, including laser pointers and squirt guns, are not allowed on Maize Quest property. Guests who have painted their entire face will not be allowed to enter the park. However, guests who have dyed their hair an unnatural color will be allowed to enter the park.

but you do get where other patrons could possibly be offended at a young man saying to an older woman, "I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU," right?

Oh yeah, we were totally out of line!

We talked to him about it later, after we had time to cool off. Fortunately, the whole spotlight situation drew us back together as a group.

Jackets with emblems, insignias, or shields that represent an organization not open to the general public are not permitted inside the park.

What the hell does this mean?

Your yacht club epaulettes are not welcome in this corn maze, sir.

Boy scouts?

I mean, they definitely want to keep Hell's Angels out of there. I get that. But they might want a lawyer take a look at that next time.

Guests who have painted their entire face will not be allowed to enter the park.

You could probably become a millionaire by building a corn maze strictly for juggalos. I mean, if you can find an insurance company who will cover you.

?????

Is everyone just trolling, or...? Obv they don't want paramilitary/militia/jumped-up paintball teams in there.

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i like the thing about dyeing your hair an unnatural color

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