Your yacht club epaulettes are not welcome in this corn maze, sir.
― I Am A Very Important Businessman (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
Boy scouts?
― pplains, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link
I mean, they definitely want to keep Hell's Angels out of there. I get that. But they might want a lawyer take a look at that next time.
Guests who have painted their entire face will not be allowed to enter the park.
You could probably become a millionaire by building a corn maze strictly for juggalos. I mean, if you can find an insurance company who will cover you.
― pplains, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:03 (nine years ago) link
?????
Is everyone just trolling, or...? Obv they don't want paramilitary/militia/jumped-up paintball teams in there.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:13 (nine years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Saturday, 1 November 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link
i like the thing about dyeing your hair an unnatural color
― flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 1 November 2014 00:05 (nine years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 2 November 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link