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am i forgetting a period of time in which peter sarsgaard was popular enough for that

dude didn't even have a movie coming out. like edward norton last year i think sometimes they just get a new york based actor who likely attends their after parties.

He hosted in 2010, and I think he was coasting off An Education and Orphan and was ramping up for Knight and Day.

Oh wait, y'all are right. Wikipedia says 2010, but imdb says 2006. So fuck if I know.

Jarhead I guess? Came out in late 2005 and he hosted in January 2006.

am i forgetting a period of time in which peter sarsgaard was popular enough for that

I remember the sketch where he was an invited guest at a pirate convention. "saaaARRRRRsgARRRRRd"

i remember the Peter Sarsgaard SARS guard. they probably asked him to host just for that and the pirate thing.

he'd won a few awards and been in a bunch of 'big' films -- Jarhead, Kinsey, Shattered Glass etc -- plus he can also act and be funny, so yeah, why the fuck wd SNL need that in a host?

Seriously. I heard Guy Fieri's interested.

That reminds me, it's been too long since Moynihan has played Guy Fieri.

even for their "love that guy - he's got a week off, doesn't need a hotel room" slow week choices like malkovich, norton, buscemi etc saars is pretty low profile, though

prob most audience knew him (if they did) as the guy who turns around slowly while squinting at the twist of The Skeleton Key and Flightplan

srsly dude is really good at the "actually i'm the bad guy" face

he's no Josh Hutcherson-level superstar, it's true

"he's exactly a Josh Hutcherson-level superstar" seems to be the point everyone is making

minus a hunger games-level franchise

John Malkovich lives in France, I believe

let's get you back in time to '77 to produce SNL so Jan-Michael Vincent can host instead of Broderick Crawford.

sorry morbz, please ignore me

he'd won a few awards and been in a bunch of 'big' films -- Jarhead, Kinsey, Shattered Glass etc -- plus he can also act and be funny, so yeah, why the fuck wd SNL need that in a host?

― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, November 10, 2014 2:40 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

had supporting roles in several movies everyone forgot existed and had two talents lorne's never cared about

hutcherson's got a billion dollar franchise behind him u nerd

I dunno Lorne musta signed off on Maureen Stapleton hosting in spring '79 (and she hadn't even won her Oscar yet)

Yeah, but she was already pretty famous from All In The Family.

Buck Henry hosted eight times in the first five seasons; I think SNL's hosting criteria were a bit looser in the 70s (unless Henry, as a performer, was box-office gold in those days and its been erased from history).

you caint reel me in that way, OL

Drat.

(Buck Henry was Oscar nominated for co-directing Heaven Can Wait in that period, but yes, that had nothing to do with anything. Also he was willing to play the "funny uncle" in the recurring pedophile sketch.)

You're never gonna see a Josh Hutcherson displaying that level of commitment to the show.

oh i dunno, i could see creepy sketches and character acting in his future

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/josh-hutcherson-human-flesh-article-1.2005416

I will now be watching the arc of his career with great interest.

Old (man for) lunch

even for their "love that guy - he's got a week off, doesn't need a hotel room" slow week choices like malkovich, norton, buscemi etc saars is pretty low profile, though

Do they still put them up at the Omni? Forgot how they used to roll that promo at 11:55 each week.

"thanks to mystikal" -- cameron diaz on SNL in 2014

Decent episode. I'm as surprised as anyone else, but the Mick Ronson performances were my favorite parts. I'd see that concert.

Also, "Bill Cosby, pull YOUR pants up."

kenan was so much funnier than anyone else on this episode, that bizaroo brian fellows skit was great

kenan's deadpanning has been so on point this season

My favorite Kenan face tonight was when Diaz was reading her UPS Man poem.

Also, Pete Davidson is going to waste while Kyle Mooney gets to do his 4,619th awkward teen bro filmed bit.

i thought that bit was funny tonight but when davidson was in that one sketch i was like "oh right he's on this show"

This first Mars/Ronson song is sounding like leftover Morris Day & The Time, which I actually mean as a compliment.

lol I called him Mick without realizing it.

It sounds closer to "Living in America" to my ears.

Also, "Bill Cosby, pull YOUR pants up.

Can't believe it took this long for someone to make this joke

solely continue to watch this show for kyle mooney sketches

tho obv kenan too tho

Yeah cecily kenan and kyle are p much the saving graces right now

woodbridge hs theater showcase was great. especially "THE INTERNET"

I'm glad people are digging Mooney, he was MY generation's Pete Davidson

love mooney but mckinnon is frequently mvp

also great to know during a cosby boycott mars/ronson are still glad to give mystikal work

I have a serious crush on Vanessa Bayer. Every time she's on I have this stupid grin on my face. Can't even tell if she's funny anymore.

I'm pretty much always happy to see the ex-porn stars sketch but this could be the last time and that would be fine with me.

Kinda wish Nicki had done, like, good songs. And that first one that rhymed "lie" three times, yikes.

yea bed of lies is awful