Which Type of Taco Bell® Consumer Are You?

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From the background picture, I have a feeling status feeder is their imagined female opposite to dudes, value items cast as diet items or girl-sized portions.

jmm, Friday, 12 December 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link

I got the girl-sized chalupa once. Took me a week and a half to finish but soooo worth it.

Monarch of the Murder Chair (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 December 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link

voted dudes because i identify as plural

ciderpress, Friday, 12 December 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link

where did they think up a word like 'dudes' that is so creative word, sounds like fellows who like to have fun

Mr. Bojangus (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 December 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link

FOODIE REVOLUTION
BIG EAT
BREAKFAST
BREAKTHROUGH VALUE
UNIQUE CRAVEABLE TASTE

j., Friday, 12 December 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link

live menos

jmm, Friday, 12 December 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link

fittingly, Old Lunch is great on this thread

the farakhan of gg (DJP), Friday, 12 December 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link

What can I say, I have a passion for #almostfood.

Mr. Bojangus (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 December 2014 17:34 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link

I love that photo of SOCIAL EXPLORER where it's a bunch of people lined up against a wall looking at their phones and not acknowledging each other's existence.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:10 (nine years ago) link

socially-savvy millennials posting yelp reviews of their taco bell experience

the dreaded Laramie (reddening), Thursday, 18 December 2014 01:06 (nine years ago) link

crunchwraps are so awesome. i'd find the more fitting thread to post this observation but ennnnhhh so much work *crunch*

rip van wanko, Thursday, 18 December 2014 01:32 (nine years ago) link

i'm the type of taco bell consumer that ski base jumps with a Meximelt® in one hand and a baja blast in the other

$80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 18 December 2014 01:47 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 19 December 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link

all the wrong dudes

gassy sempiternal technology (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 December 2014 00:30 (nine years ago) link

i'm a lady but i voted "dudes" because they foregrounded the nachos so prominently

the dreaded Laramie (reddening), Friday, 19 December 2014 00:52 (nine years ago) link

I forgot to vote but was gonna vote Social Explorer since I only go here so that I can document my experiences on social media like ILX

, Friday, 19 December 2014 01:05 (nine years ago) link

social exploration = looking up from taco at another patron who for some reason also decided to take it to stay in the dining room—and then quickly looking back down at taco

j., Friday, 19 December 2014 03:00 (nine years ago) link

Is there a full exegesis of these categories somewhere? I really, really want to understand.

man alive, Friday, 19 December 2014 03:10 (nine years ago) link


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