this is the thread for louis to liveblog his brother's party

the middle brother (Frankie) is definitely the hardman in ours too, and his influence held firm. next time, maybe. i'll curate a classic thread one day.

what about your fake brother who posted to ilm?

wait, "Frankie" J-go? For serious? oh man, you have the best named-family ever.

He's the (very real) Frankie. And he's currently (17:55 pm) singing very badly in the bathroom. Pipe down, FJ.

i know!
xpost

last time my brother did this i had to have a conversation with the cops on my porch at 3 a.m.

i was "the baby" in the family, the youngest of three brothers. so naturally, i'm a total fuckwad

i'm the middle child but have two sisters so there's no hardmanning necessary. but hell, who doesn't like a party?

18:07 pm

Turns out that J4gger III pulled out of the party primarily because he had a WOW raid scheduled for today. Pathetic.

If there's something we've learnt today, though, it's that you don't need other people to have a great party! You just need your own family, and your own family's love.

Now we gotta split the Domino's. This is fkn war.

the real tragedy here, despite the party being canceled, is the eating of dominos.

not my idea; Frankie calls the shots in this house now

i feel a little nauseous

Double 6's taste of chicken

i mean why regular toppings like bacon chicken and bbq sauce when it could have been oysters, camembert and pate de foie gras

this thread broke promises

dominos disgusting, there isn't even v much cheese on a dominos pizza

the real tragedy here, despite the party being canceled, is the eating of dominos.

Yeah, jeezus christ, i initially parsed louis' reference to "dominos" as in, the tile game beloved by Cuban immigrants

and now i find out that people in the u.k. eat that ersatz pizza???!!

oh, for the love of "frankie"...

c'mon it's probably better than death by boiling or pizza hut

pizza hut even worse...

not just Dominos, british dominos

what this failed party thread needed was a debate between british and americans that also involved pizza

lol

did you tip the delivery guy?

hahaha

I would like to hear the Anglo-italian response to all this.

FJ says: "Thirty fuckin' p, mate"

and now he is going out

is that a lot? i do not understand all this bobs and shillings and pences.

oh, he's such A BAD BOY!

lOVE HIM

LOVE THIS WILD-STYLE FRANKIE

No, it's about 60 cents. He's frugal. "Business, not game", and who am I to doubt him?

5,000 unused condoms lying on a table :-(

fwiw British Dominos significantly better than US. not that that's saying much, but it's true.

Pizza Hut is nasty fucking crap wherever you go, tho.

yeah, it's the culinary equivalent of 5000 unused condoms lying on a table.

but wherever you buy it, Dominos money goes to fire-bombing abortion clinics , so way to go J4gger bros.

this day has gone worse than I could have feared

(xpost) what is the culinary equivalent of 5000 used condoms lying on a table?

touche

salmon calzone

wtf is a WOW thingamabob?

http://epicslut.ytmnd.com/

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

And Oh.

well that was.... troubling.

but wherever you buy it, Dominos money goes to fire-bombing abortion clinics

Since Monaghan sold his share in the company 10 years ago and doesn't receive a penny from the company, this hasn't actually been true for a decade now.

I would like to hear the Anglo-italian response to all this.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:45 (Yesterday) Link

I learned to differentiate between "American Pizza" and "actual proper pizza" at a young age, so shit doesn't bother me. Although if we're going for the former, PJ's over Dominos every time.

For the latter, if Jagger Bros live in an area of London covered by Lupa (http://www.lupapizza.co.uk/index2.html), he shoulda hit them up. They do proper stone oven shit, nice use of rosemary.

http://www.lupapizza.co.uk/images/new2_10.jpg

weeeeeird

Cue invitable shitstorm about how rosemary doen't belong on a pizza, followed by subsequent shitstorm about how people had to google rosemary to find out what it was because EVERYBODY calls it pillaniche.

Then tipping.

http://www.lupapizza.co.uk/images/new2_10.jpg

If they're reading at that age, they're never gonna become a pro athlete, may as well chub them up.

I learned to differentiate between "American Pizza" and "actual proper pizza" at a young age, so shit doesn't bother me.

Yeah srsly Louis wtf were you doing ordering Domino's when Zero Degrees is just up the road?

On the other hand:

Mango Tandoori Chicken (N)
Grilled tandoori chicken, mango, onions, roasted mixed peppers on a spicy curry sauce. Topped with fresh coriander. £8.50

Fuck me I bet this is an abomination.

FUSION CUISINE