maybe theyve been doing it for 15 years
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link
quotes brady in 2011 saying he likes saggy balls
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link
I'm guessing that the equipment manager is deflating the balls after inspection. This shit already happened to Kiffin at USC.
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link
http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/11/08/usc-fined-deflated-game-balls/1691303/
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link
cld swap them out for diff balls too
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link
I'm guessing that the manager fabricated an inflator needle attached to a hollow metal ring that he wears on his finger. The ring has holes along the edge that allows air to escape
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link
and he's doing that qb thing where you hold the football close to your chest and swivel at the waist all "hey guys! this one feels good!"
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:18 (nine years ago) link
but he is actually doing dirty deeds
what if the balls were flat just cause it got colder
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link
thats cheating
― am0n, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/01/patriots-deflate-ball-super-bowl-disqualified-penalties-sanctions
― am0n, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:31 (nine years ago) link
https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/ap_super_bowl_footballs_70179250.jpg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link
lol
obama on capturing belichick: "we got him"
― am0n, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link
Have some HOT TAKE ACTION! As mocked.
http://deadspin.com/the-ballghazi-takes-are-here-and-they-are-fucking-insa-1680877948
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link
if the pats didn't deflate the balls the colts would have won 55-0. those INTs from Luck are really out of character, he's the best QB in the NFL.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link
nfl sld get down on its knees and thank the patriots for being such a perfect heel
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link
nature boy bill belichick
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link
Why do I need anyone in football to have integrity?
this guy gets it
― men without hat tips (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link
bone integrity is important
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link
fill the balls up with bone broth imo
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link
@EasterbrookGLuck hand: 10”. Brady hand: 9.4”. No way Belichick didn’t know this. if footballs equal, advantage to Colts in rain.
science
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link
xxp are you insane? you thought Elway threw that Vortex far. fill a ball with bone broth and give it to elway. you'll find it in the science pyramid of the denver botanic gardens.
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link
found to be two-to-three pounds lighter
That can't be right. POUNDS? Excellent reporting, USA Today toadwart.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link
prob refers to pounds of pressure
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link
I assume he means pounds per sq inch, which wgaf besides Colts fans and people who have nothing better to do than see Belichick as Satan.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link
tbf, belichick is not satan, but satan's minion
― Aimless, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zZ8k1CT7sno/Ucj9f1aCOWI/AAAAAAAAAOw/TQqPITEWK5o/s1600/IMG_2099.JPG
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theheckler.com/2015/01/20/belichick-fires-ball-boy-for-failing-to-deflate-1-of-12-balls/
This article has the right idea. It made me chuckle.
― earlnash, Thursday, 22 January 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link
Belichick stopped short of admitting to cheating his way to a 45-7 win over the Colts, but said the fired ball boy failed to do things “the Patriots’ way.”
“With the Pats, we don’t go halfway, or in this case 92 percent of the way,” said Belichick. “We wish our ball boy the best.”
Added Belichick: “I understand he’s only got two years of high school left, I assume he’ll be fine in the end.”
2 new rules that should discourage the deflation of footballs during harsh weather games
new rule #1: football shall be played on a hard floornew rule #2: you have to dribble the football as you run with it
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 22 January 2015 05:10 (nine years ago) link
It's slowly turning into a mob story.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/did-ravens-tip-off-colts-about-patriots-deflating-balls--021046443.html
― earlnash, Thursday, 22 January 2015 05:14 (nine years ago) link
where did that illustration come from
― Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 22 January 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link
ok now this is kinda ridic:
The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe 1m1 minute agoAs parents we once again have to be ethicists. How to talk about #Deflategate with your kids http://ow.ly/HLmsc
― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 22 January 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link
If the Pats were in family therapy (and I’m happy to refer them!), they’d learn a concept known as the Trust Bank. A child builds trust by making “deposits” in the Trust Bank by, say, walking the dog when it’s her turn, finishing her homework, etc.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 22 January 2015 18:16 (nine years ago) link
bows before the altar of neoliberalism
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link
my boss's boss, a senior vice president, blogged about deflategate and workplace ethics yesterday.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 22 January 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link
o wow
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link
she's great but i was like "really now"
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 22 January 2015 18:19 (nine years ago) link
i've been deflating balls all week and i got a promotion today, i learned my lesson from the pats' example
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 22 January 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link
how can you argue with that -- this is your livelihood we're talkin about
― mookieproof, Thursday, 22 January 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link
i see this game playing out pretty much like last year's super bowl, maybe not as sever of a blowout but i expect seattle to thrash through the pats
a team with a high powered offense that only runs the ball to keep defenses honest can easily be destroyed by a team that has a super physical defense that can play man defense and get to the QB with only four rushers
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 22 January 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link
not sure you can say NE only runs the ball to keep defenses honest when they have just successfully used a rush-heavy gameplan in the championship game. and the biggest question for the game is whether seattle can actually get to the QB with 4 men, they are one of the league's more blitz happy teams.
however
i don't think the pats will plan to run the ball 40 times and i think seattle prob can get a lot of 4 man pressure on ol' softballs. patriots have to score 24+ to win this i think and i am not sure they will be able to. it will be close though, nothing like last year's game. if a team gets destroyed in this game it'd have to be the seattle team that played the first 55 minutes last week.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link
seattle been not too impressive this year, strangely overrated
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:29 (nine years ago) link
http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/eqcmrl1.pnghttp://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif
― mookieproof, Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:00 (nine years ago) link
yooooo
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link
http://www.sharpfootballanalysis.com/blog/?p=2932
The 2014 Patriots were just the 3rd team in the last 25 years to never have lost a fumble at home! The biggest difference between the Patriots and the other 2 teams who did it was that New England ran between 150 and 200 MORE plays this year than those teams did in the years they had zero home fumbles, making the Patriots stand alone in this unique statistic.
Wow!
― polyphonic, Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link
― lag∞n, Thursday, January 22, 2015 3:29 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark
pats fans really gonna delude themselves into thinking this huh
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link
idk
― Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 6 February 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9LCjqSCIAQYRh_.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 February 2015 16:05 (nine years ago) link
I always thought pro wrestling was best when it embraced its own ridiculousness, something the NFL probably will never do
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Friday, 6 February 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link
http://adage.com/article/cmo-strategy/nationwide-cmo-departs-wake-dead-buy-super-bowl-ad/298485/
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 May 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link
more than one boy died that day rip
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 May 2015 15:29 (eight years ago) link
http://36.media.tumblr.com/bf3b11905bf57bd4a202124e563e8d72/tumblr_ninz77XAOP1sfjv6qo1_1280.png
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Saturday, 9 May 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link