no offense but your outfield sucks
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 23 January 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link
you should probably trade me either trout or mccutchen
We are not looking to make any moves at this time.
― Andy K, Friday, 23 January 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link
holds are dumb y'all are dumb
yep, that's why it's FANTASY
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 January 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link
lol
― qualx, Friday, 23 January 2015 04:29 (nine years ago) link
the 2015 St. Louis Cardinals, I mean my fantasy league keepers
28 - Pablo Sandoval27 - Lance Lynn26 - Stephen Strasburg23 - Carlos Martinez 24 - Trevor Rosenthal
RIP Oscar Taveras
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 January 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link
Pablo is only 28?!
― Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Friday, 23 January 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link
sox buying his prime years!
― johnny crunch, Friday, 23 January 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link
um, johnny, you realize you can keep five guys - right? this is two years in a row now you're only hanging onto four!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link
thx therm, for drawing attention to my organizations total lack of foresight and planning! my only other eligible players are too young
actually, can trading occur now y/n ? if so, i have keep eligible yordanni ventura or mike wacha on the slate for a 27/28/29 age player
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link
i guess i wouldn't have a problem with it, unless someone else can think of a good reason why not.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link
would anyone want to step up as co-commish? i stupidly already had plans on the weekend that I have moved the draft to and it's 50/50 that i will actually be there for the draft.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 15:00 (nine years ago) link
I can help
― shit's obviously artisanal (Will M.), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link
thanks, but i decided to cancel the other thing.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 19:15 (nine years ago) link
when's the new wedding date?
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link
ha! it was a bachelor thing that would have required me to head to Nashville. i was on the fence to begin with, this just kind of pushed me over.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link
priorities, man
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 11:26 (nine years ago) link
you guys should feel honoured.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link
ok gang - league is renewed. once all the managers have signed up i can set the draft order and assign keepers.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 31 January 2015 22:15 (nine years ago) link
Damn, that means I have to stop putting off the decision about who I'm keeping.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 1 February 2015 12:11 (nine years ago) link
don't feel like you're obligated to keep Seager, just because you totally hosed me in that trade! ;p
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 2 February 2015 01:45 (nine years ago) link
i've hosed myself in so many trades the past few yearskept rizzo through his rookie season, only to trade him before his first good yeartraded cueto before last yeari think i traded away adam jones back during the first season
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 2 February 2015 02:04 (nine years ago) link
i've made some questionable "going of it" trades over the years too :/ which i wouldn't regret if my team hadn't shat the bed after the deadline both years. cargo out, sonny gray out, etc etc etc.
also my team name in my 2nd league is "WHIP Priest" which i am pretty proud of. hope to god i didn't see it here years ago & think I came up w/ it myself.
― otm rcuise (Will M.), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 17:40 (nine years ago) link
2/3 of the trades in my hunt for 1st blew up in my face, but I'm lucky i was able to hang on. i traded away Marte, Seager and Miller and they *all* caught fire after being dealt. glad i hung onto Lucroy and Fernandez tho, despite a few guys making hard pushes to pry them away - so coulda been worse!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link
i like the addition of the NA spot. i would have loved to have used it the last two years when i had oscar taveras!Saves+holds should be interesting.no big deal for this year, but i still think the batting categories lean a bit too heavily toward power hitters. but i can live with it.
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link
what i would love is for yahoo to allow us to replace runs and rbi's with total runs (rbi + r - HR).
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link
nooooooo yuuuuuuu!
― j.q higgins, Saturday, 7 March 2015 21:25 (nine years ago) link
Only a week left to make up my mind about who I'm keeping ...
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 8 March 2015 09:21 (nine years ago) link
What other keeper lists are we still missing?
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 8 March 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link
missing 6 in total. more importantly, i'm still waiting on Jordan to join up. until all the managers return, I can't start plugging in our keepers.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 8 March 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link
My keepers:
Anthony Rizzo (25)Kyle Seager (27)Oswaldo Arcia (23)Johnny Cueto (29)Clayton Kershaw (27)
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 12:00 (nine years ago) link
thank you.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 14 March 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link
so tomorrow was supposed to be the deadline to get picks in, but I'm going to extend it a week. with J0ordan still not signing up, i'm pretty much forced to wait. if by next sunday he still hasn't bothered, i'm going to have to lock the league to input everyone's picks and his keepers will be up for grabs. here's his list from last year:carlos gonzalez matt carpenterbrandon beltgiancarlo stanton jurickson profar
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 14 March 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link
are we missing anyone else's list of keepers?
― who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Saturday, 14 March 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link
yes... Sanskrit, bnw, Francis and Matt (aka this cannot be changed).
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 14 March 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link
hey it's me Matt aka this cannot be changed
so how do i find out how i got a player that i didnt trade for (aka dee gordon)
― Jimmie Lovefoxxxxxx, Sunday, 15 March 2015 01:15 (nine years ago) link
crap i meant to say
How do i find out how i got a player i didn't draft (aka dee gordon)?
― Jimmie Lovefoxxxxxx, Sunday, 15 March 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link
anyone?
― Jimmie Lovefoxxxxxx, Sunday, 15 March 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link
look in last yr's transactions -- looks like via trade
Aug 8 1:40am Conor Gillaspie(CWS - 1B,3B)Dee Gordon(Mia - 2B,SS)Santiago Casilla(SF - RP)Trade The Lucroyals Tinker2Evers2Chainz ThermoAdrián Béltre(Tex - 3B)Joe Smith(LAA - RP)PTinker2Evers2Chainz The Lucroyals Matt
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 15 March 2015 01:35 (nine years ago) link
dang okay thanks. lucroyals didn't draft him right so he's off limits I'm guessing.so here are mine:
madison bumgarner (25)julio teheran (24)gio gonzalez (29)dellin betances (27)ben revere (28)
― Jimmie Lovefoxxxxxx, Sunday, 15 March 2015 01:43 (nine years ago) link
Also I have a new team name
― Jimmie Lovefoxxxxxx, Sunday, 15 March 2015 02:02 (nine years ago) link
i like it.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 15 March 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link
i have a spreadsheet that sorts all players by age, and whether or not they were ever dropped/added from waivers, i can post it tmrw
― GGGOAT: greatest goat game of all time (Will M.), Monday, 16 March 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link
thanks!
― who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Monday, 16 March 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link
looks liek dee wasn't initially drafted in 2014
i took the list of players who were drafted*, ran it against a complete list of players who were at any point dropped to waivers, ran all THAT against a list of ages i found on the internet**, and generated the following list per team.
* I think I marked every trade but I may not have, so if you see a player you own on another team, my bad** Double-check the ages, there has been at least one error on this so definitely make sure your players are eligible
12 rodneys Chris Archer Shelby Miller Elvis Andrus Gerrit Cole Mark Trumbo Michael Brantley Buster Posey Homer Bailey Desmond Jennings
AIR BUD SELIG Yasiel Puig Michael Wacha Jose Altuve Yordano Ventura Freddie Freeman Asdrubal Cabrera Justin Upton
Ausmus Tietchens Jean Segura Mike Trout Drew Smyly Yoenis Cespedes Josh Donaldson Yovani Gallardo Andrew McCutchen
Hosmertronix Jonathan Villar Alex Wood Billy Hamilton Jay Bruce Pedro Alvarez Billy Butler Everth Cabrera Matt Wieters Tyson Ross Kenley Jansen Jordan Zimmermann Adam Jones
Iwakuma Jamaica Aroma Addison Reed Oswaldo Arcia James Paxton Cody Allen Anthony Rizzo Kyle Seager Johnny Cueto Andrew Cashner Hyun-jin Ryu Clayton Kershaw Mike Minor
Jazzy Jeff Hornacek Wilin Rosario Trevor Rosenthal Carlos Martinez Stephen Strasburg Oscar Taveras Lance Lynn Pablo Sandoval
Lincecumlords Xander Bogaerts Sonny Gray Starling Marte Wil Myers Corey Kluber Aroldis Chapman
Quien Es Mas Machado Masahiro Tanaka Kevin Gausman George Springer Jose Abreu Steve Cishek Alex Cobb Evan Longoria Mat Latos Yu Darvish
Rich Homie Braun Starlin Castro Taijuan Walker Archie Bradley Jurickson Profar Giancarlo Stanton Jason Kipnis Greg Holland Brandon Belt Matt Carpenter Carlos Gonzalez
The Lucroyals Jose Fernandez Jason Heyward Jonathan Lucroy Neil Walker Felix Hernandez David Price
Thee Tee Ohs Javier Baez Chris Sale Carlos Santana Craig Kimbrel Chris Tillman Ian Desmond Chris Davis
Tinker2Evers2Chainz Andrelton Simmons Patrick Corbin Madison Bumgarner Julio Teheran Domonic Brown Evan Gattis A.J. Griffin Gio Gonzalez
Villar Love Triangle Matt Adams Anthony Rendon Bryce Harper Carlos Gomez Paul Goldschmidt
― GGGOAT: greatest goat game of all time (Will M.), Monday, 16 March 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link
btw bold is under 27, italic is 27-29
― GGGOAT: greatest goat game of all time (Will M.), Monday, 16 March 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link
jesus - how long did this take?!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 16 March 2015 15:22 (nine years ago) link
Yup, here are some errors from that list
Should have included in italic (age 29 on opening day, not 30):David Robertson - HosmertronixSaltalamacchia - Iwakuma Jamaica Aroma
Put in italic, should been bold (age 26 on opening day, not 27): Bandon Belt - Rich HGomie BraunCraig Kimbrel - Thee Tee OhsChris Tillman - Thee Tee Ohs
― GGGOAT: greatest goat game of all time (Will M.), Monday, 16 March 2015 15:25 (nine years ago) link
xp not sure how long it actually took because i maintained that list all year. every week or two i copy-pasted all of the drops from the site, put them in a spreadsheet against the draft results spreadsheet, and if a drafted player also showed up in the drop list, he was "flagged." then i found a list of ages and just did vlookups for everyone.
making the list bold/italic was just a simple if statement. so basically that took about 10 minutes today, but probably a few hours of chipping away over the course of the season. idk i liek fantasy baseball spreadsheets.
― GGGOAT: greatest goat game of all time (Will M.), Monday, 16 March 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link
my keeps:
Chris Archer 26Shelby Miller 24Gerrit Cole 24Michael Brantley 27Buster Posey 27
my team name is now teletubby tuivalala. not sure if I keep it, possibly too intimidating.
― bnw, Monday, 16 March 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link
IT'S TOO LATE. NOUS SURMONTERONS~
― Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Monday, 22 June 2015 16:59 (eight years ago) link
Yeah, the Lightfoot Cup has become competitive in the last few years. It used to be all about me and Thermo fighting over ninth place in the rankings, now we've got actual good teams and stuff (and more than two teams).
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 08:21 (eight years ago) link
yesss
+Chris Young KC - SP,RP Free Agent-Chris Young NYY - OF To WaiversMan Or M.Stroman?Jul 1, 6:21 pm
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 22:35 (eight years ago) link
hahaha yeah i took a screenshot before i realized almost nobody would care
― Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 23:03 (eight years ago) link
fucking baller move, dropping Cain!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 10 July 2015 14:55 (eight years ago) link
that confused me
― Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Friday, 10 July 2015 15:16 (eight years ago) link
my team sucks but i finally thought of a baseball/music pun so that's progress
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 July 2015 03:00 (eight years ago) link
Why are people not responding to my trade offers?
I need more offense, I'm willing to trade a good SP in return.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 12 July 2015 08:39 (eight years ago) link
i don't think i got one... i'll at the very least shoot you down promptly.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 13 July 2015 01:17 (eight years ago) link
my hail marys have paid off for what will likely be only one day!
― nomar, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 19:25 (eight years ago) link
Four teams within five points of first place!
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 08:56 (eight years ago) link
Me, two years ago, almost to the day: This rate stats thing is ruining my liiiiiiife~~~ HOW DO I GET OUT OF THE PITCHING GUTTER― I've Seen rRootage (Will M.), Friday, July 26, 2013 10:45 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
At the start of last year: wow, this year same as last year -- top 3 in almost every stat, bottom 3 in the pitcher rate stats― Neckbread (Will M.), Thursday, April 24, 2014 10:29 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Just so you all know that I am, if nothing else, consistent: first place in RBI, SLG, OBP, 2nd in XBH, top 4 in all other batting stats... and bottom half for all pitching cats except sv+hld.
HOW DO U PITCHER?
(also consistent with at least last year, and possibly the year before: my first-half lead followed by inexorable descent into high-mid table)
― Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Monday, 27 July 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link
so, with Sano hitting really well i might not have room for Heyward (26) anymore. And with Lucroy stinking i might be interested in someone a year or two older than Jason (27/28). still not sure about this move, but if anyone is interested in swaying me, hit me up.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link
When's the trade deadline? Must be soon.
― Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link
fuck, i'm a terrible commish. didn't realize the deadline was two days ago! i suck. in my defense we just (sort of) finished sleep training our kid and am dealing with a nightmare tenant in our basement we've been trying to evict for months now.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 20:02 (eight years ago) link
is his name jason heyward?
― Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 20:44 (eight years ago) link
my child is not named jason Heyward, no.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link
i might not have room for Heyward (26) anymore
dealing with a nightmare tenant in our basement we've been trying to evict for months now
my joke sucked so i am not sure why i am blockquoting this agh never mind I AM GOING TO LOSE THIS LEAGUE AGAIN
― Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Thursday, 20 August 2015 14:29 (eight years ago) link
i was just being a pain! ;p
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 20 August 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link
12 runs, 5 HR, and 12 RBI's yesterday (thx Gardner and Joey Bats) and I barely moved in the standings. Tough league.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 13 September 2015 09:24 (eight years ago) link
I want 5th place and you're in my way!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 13 September 2015 15:45 (eight years ago) link
congrats (n)omar!
― johnny crunch, Monday, 5 October 2015 01:55 (eight years ago) link
p happy finishing 2nd tbh think if waino hadnt suffered his injury i coulda made a better run @ it
― johnny crunch, Monday, 5 October 2015 02:01 (eight years ago) link
Congrats Omar! this is championship #2?
having spent the fist half around 10/11th i'm pretty happy with a 4th (or possibly 3rd?!) place finish. i'm in a good spot for next year with Bryant Sano, Fernandez, Felix and other (maybe Quintana since i accidentally dropped Pineda).
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 October 2015 02:59 (eight years ago) link
Yep I won in '09 too! I thought for sure my team was sunk at one point, but I managed to plug some gaps and keep battling and you know it was a team effort, my hats off to the kids, they really played with a lot of heart and just knew how to win in the end.
― nomar, Monday, 5 October 2015 03:46 (eight years ago) link
btw I'm tentatively finished with fantasy, allowing myself the possibility to change my mind if my schedule gets better. So these guys I was debating on keeping may be out there for next season:
MarteBogaertsGrayKluberChapmanPollockKipnisMcHugh
― nomar, Monday, 5 October 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link
nooooooooooo..........
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 October 2015 23:27 (eight years ago) link
There's not a good time to do it, so may as well say I'm most likely out for bext season as well. It's lame but I got really into daily fantasy this year and although season long isn't as much work, it's too much to do both at the same time.
I have mookie, Addison Russell, Strasburg, Carlos Martinez, lance Lynn, and I think a couple other potential keepers.
;_;
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 02:22 (eight years ago) link
fug.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 02:29 (eight years ago) link
well I may be back. the grind of 162 games really runs me down at age 40 but if Julio Franco can play real baseball at 48 I might have another season in me.
― nomar, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 02:32 (eight years ago) link
i for one am shocked
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/06/sports/fanduel-draftkings-fantasy-employees-bet-rivals.html
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 02:50 (eight years ago) link
Congrats nomar! There were a lot of strong teams in the first half of the season but you crushed everyone in July and by mid-August there wasn't really any doubt about who would win.
It was a disappointing season for me, I had a good two month run where I was in the top three and even had a two day cup of coffee in first place, but it turned out that my offense was playing way over its head. I like my keeper options for next year though.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 12:24 (eight years ago) link
I think I've changed my mind on quitting already. I need at least one fantasy league to distract me.
I went into first place one day and I thought I'd be done bc there were several other scary rosters but cargo and ortiz kept hitting. pollock ended up being a great pick, I was going to use him as a reserve and he ended up the fourth best offensive player or something ridiculous like that.
― nomar, Thursday, 8 October 2015 21:24 (eight years ago) link