I can't really hear anything to hate in Olly or Darlia
idk, I thought left swipe that was OK. Is it all vine people? How did Jerry Purpdrank miss the cut?
― Flow-through nonresident pass-through entity (los blue jeans), Monday, 16 February 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link
Darlia just sounds like a demo for a company that makes inexpensive digital effects for home recording and instruments -- "you'll sound awesome just like the big boys!"
― Three Word Username, Monday, 16 February 2015 10:36 (nine years ago) link
honestlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAB5AC9yhY0
― j. winters (josh), Monday, 16 February 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link
lmao this is from last year
― j. winters (josh), Monday, 16 February 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfLGlmkvMyk
D:
― maura, Thursday, 19 February 2015 23:51 (nine years ago) link
gaye estate should be fighting the real enemy imo
― maura, Thursday, 19 February 2015 23:52 (nine years ago) link
First track itt to really bring the pain imo, watched the whole thing out of respect for its incredible tastelessness
― Simon H., Thursday, 19 February 2015 23:57 (nine years ago) link
Aww, these kids know a few Marvin Gaye songs!
― Tay-Tay Brooklynpants (Murgatroid), Friday, 20 February 2015 00:02 (nine years ago) link
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 20 February 2015 00:03 (nine years ago) link
"Healing" is my favorite Marvin Gaye song.
― Tay-Tay Brooklynpants (Murgatroid), Friday, 20 February 2015 00:07 (nine years ago) link
oh dear god
― Van Horn Street, Friday, 20 February 2015 00:09 (nine years ago) link
I've got a bad feeling about this.
― how's life, Friday, 20 February 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link
I've got a joke a really want to make but it would be in the poorest of taste.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 20 February 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link
lyric video plot seems to be there are multiple promotional photos of meghan trainor and two total of charlie puth
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 20 February 2015 00:41 (nine years ago) link
btw: lol @ "charlie puth"
nice callback to "Mercy Mercy Please"
BURN IT ALL
― kriss akabusi cleaner (seandalai), Friday, 20 February 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link
Apparently this person is Ellen DeGeneres's fault. So fuck her too.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link
"karma sutra"
WHY AM I LISTENING TO THIS
― kriss akabusi cleaner (seandalai), Friday, 20 February 2015 01:27 (nine years ago) link
Somehow, the Death Team song is still the worst.
― Tay-Tay Brooklynpants (Murgatroid), Saturday, 21 February 2015 00:20 (nine years ago) link
psssst we are soliciting worst songs EVAR!!!11!!one!! for emp on the panel I am on, feel like denizens of this thread may have some
― katherine, Saturday, 21 February 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link
that sounds like it deserves its own campaigning thread
― Simon H., Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link
see the emp thread
― katherine, Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link
"acoustic cover of pop banger" is a long-standing pox but this is next-level hideousness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf_ldxntwJg
about as dirty as mould in a student bedsit
the redman bit that you knew was coming :((((((((((
― lex pretend, Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:30 (nine years ago) link
This twerp may be my very least favourite thing in music right now.
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:05 (nine years ago) link
ewww i am not brave enough to click the play button
― dyl, Thursday, 26 February 2015 15:34 (nine years ago) link
a good time to remember that "thinking out loud" is the worst radio hit ever
― lucas castro, Thursday, 26 February 2015 15:42 (nine years ago) link
yeah :(
― if you're reading this is an ed sheeran album (o_sailor), Thursday, 26 February 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link
I didn't hate All About That Bass, but from that to Future Husband to that Marvin Gaye thing is really some death spiral.
― Losing swag by the second (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link
I thought ironic indie covers of pop songs were the worst things ever, but the earnest ones are possibly worse on the whole
― Simon H., Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlC-uR7TnyM
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link
15k youtube plays1 million spotify plays
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link
WHERE'S MY GUN?
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link
Train - Bulletproof Picasso (starring Emily Kinney & Reid Ewing)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNHJ7zz16bY
"Am I made of paper? / Because I tear so easily"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link
I had to look up who those two people are.
― Tay-Tay Brooklynpants (Murgatroid), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link
Can we agree that this dude is the absolute worst lyricist of the last fifteen years? Never forget: "Now that she's back from that soul vacation / Tracing her way through the constellation, hey / She checks out Mozart while she does Tae-Bo / Reminds me that there's room to grow, hey"
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link
lol i like that song a lot but i suppose it helps that i was somehow able to hear it w/o rly noticing the lyrics much/at all (it took me a minute to recognize in yr post what they were from)
― dyl, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link
my long tradition of defending Train singles does not stop here
― some dude, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 19:03 (nine years ago) link
Awwwww, that Death Team video is shot at O'Connor Bowl in Toronto! (the 5-pin bowling being a dead giveaway that they are getting the American 'hood vibe all wrong).
― everything, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link
they're getting pretty much every vibe wrong imo
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link
christ even the spiderman 2 song?
― insufficiently familiar with xgau's work to comment intelligently (BradNelson), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 19:28 (nine years ago) link
this is pretty wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hZRHpCBt9Y
― Frobisher, Friday, 6 March 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link
This wants so desperately to be some mutant combo of The Weeknd, Miley's "We Can't Stop" and Kitty (Pryde), but it just sounds so ridiculously strained and awkward.
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Friday, 6 March 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfB_K4RGtDo
― flopson, Friday, 6 March 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link
I kind of like that
(from the description I was expecting "The Weekend" to load)
― katherine, Friday, 6 March 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link
I don't specifically like it, but it might be the least objectionable nickleback song I've ever heard.
― how's life, Friday, 6 March 2015 23:40 (nine years ago) link
just poking my head in this thread to say that I actually kinda like fucking bitches in the hood
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:51 (nine years ago) link
oh christ did the xp make me "like" nickelback, I regret it all
(I meant the roslyn moore, reminds me of my favorite katy rose/shut up stella tracks)
― katherine, Saturday, 7 March 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link
The vocals in the Roslyn Moore track don't seem to be off-key in certain parts. It's through the whole thing! She's either sharp or flat vs. the beat, but just a little, and that's enough to drive me insane.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 7 March 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link
That Nickelback is indefensible solely for the lyric "everybody wants to be the sister's mister ,Coca-Cola rollercoaster".
I don't understand "Fucking Bitches in the Hood" and that's a nightmarishly awful name for a song.
― Tomás Piñon (Ryan), Saturday, 7 March 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link
oh wait it's just an awful Uffie song
― Tomás Piñon (Ryan), Saturday, 7 March 2015 04:34 (nine years ago) link
ha, i like the juxtaposition!
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 January 2016 22:51 (eight years ago) link
I can't believe we missed this one! it's very 'Death Team'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXCSBLpEmc0
Yulema Ramirez - Lowkey Flex
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Saturday, 16 January 2016 17:58 (eight years ago) link
ABOUTMexican-American YouTube star known for her channel SelfBreez, which later became renamed Yuleema Imaginee. Her channel surpassed 360,000 subscribers in Dec 2015.
BEFORE FAMEShe first became famous on the blogging website Tumblr for her blog stonecoldbabe.
TRIVIAShe uploaded her first video to YouTube of February 21, 2013, accumulating more than 150,000 subscribers in just over one year.
FAMILY LIFEShe is of Mexican descent but was born in California and raised with three brothers and three sisters. She resides in Palmdale, California.
ASSOCIATED WITHShe posted a video titled "Sprite and Bananna Challenge W/iammikoe" featuring the song "Royals" by Lorde in April 2014.
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Saturday, 16 January 2016 18:01 (eight years ago) link
I just heard this bullshit turn up on the local college station...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-aazEOG-Pw
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 6 March 2016 00:56 (eight years ago) link
huh this is sort of right up my alley musically. not sure what it's doing lyrically
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Sunday, 6 March 2016 01:25 (eight years ago) link
ok i've listened to two songs and these guys are great imo
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Sunday, 6 March 2016 01:26 (eight years ago) link
My gripe was with the clunky lyrics and the singer's vocals.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 6 March 2016 01:31 (eight years ago) link
The parts of their bodies that make them horny.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 6 March 2016 01:34 (eight years ago) link
psst Rolling Worst Music of 2016 - Making That Meghan Trainor Money
― maura, Sunday, 6 March 2016 05:48 (eight years ago) link
heh, I know, but this was from a 2015 album.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 6 March 2016 07:29 (eight years ago) link