sex scenes you watched with your parents and how did you deal with that

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would make for a hell of a childhood,

the captain beefheart of personal hygiene (soda), Friday, 6 March 2015 02:09 (nine years ago) link

i mean rowr ullman, amirite?

the captain beefheart of personal hygiene (soda), Friday, 6 March 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

Only Morbs deigns to humblebrag his film knowledge amidst a cacophony of shamefully awkward erect penii.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 6 March 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

the bergman film isn't very good either!

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 6 March 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

/insert nasty comment from morbs here/

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 6 March 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

haha this thread is gold.

piscesx, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

it's like that special episode of Full House where Uncle Jesse got stabbed by Brian Wilson

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link

When I was in high school id watch videos at my friend Jim's house. His father would often join us however if a non-PG rated scene of a sexual nature came on, his father would leap out of his chair, make a beeline to the kitchen calling out to us: 'Coffee? Tea? Bonox? Anyone??'
To this day when I get the vibe that someone is trying to make a move, I can't help but think to myself 'Coffee? Tea? Bonox?'

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 6 March 2015 07:01 (nine years ago) link

the bergman film isn't very good either!

Obviously it can't match the exquisite perfection of Back to the Future, but it's still an amazing movie

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 6 March 2015 12:21 (nine years ago) link

Didn't watch it with my father but many years ago I lent him my copy of Oshima's In the Realm of the Senses (can't recall for the life of me how that came about or what possessed me to do this). When I asked him what he thought of it he just said it was "good".

xyzzzz__, Friday, 6 March 2015 12:37 (nine years ago) link

"good egg"

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 6 March 2015 12:40 (nine years ago) link

I watched Leaving Las Vegas with my mom when I was a teenager. I’ve never recovered and it’s never been discussed.

Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 6 March 2015 13:15 (nine years ago) link

I share the sentiment that I’m way more of a prude than my parents.

Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 6 March 2015 13:16 (nine years ago) link

To this day when I get the vibe that someone is trying to make a move, I can't help but think to myself 'Coffee? Tea? Bonox?'

lol

drash, Friday, 6 March 2015 13:55 (nine years ago) link

had to google bonox. what the fuck.

goole, Friday, 6 March 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

i missed one: i got taken to see Black Robe in the theater, so i would have been in 8th or 9th grade. there's some doggystyle in a teepee iirc. the theater was pretty crowded; p sure there was some uncomfortable coughing.

i was more freaked out by the guy getting his finger cut off with a broken oyster shell.

terrific movie btw, a fave of the whole family.

goole, Friday, 6 March 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link


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