Your desert golfing hole/strokes/par

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Hole - 833
Strokes - 2109
Strokes/hole - 2.53 (don't think any of the holes in desert golfing have a designated par, although personally i feel good if i can get it in 3 shots or less)

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:45 (nine years ago) link

hole - 436
strokes - 1071
avg - 2.46

feel like most holes are par 2 with a few par 3s and very occasional par 4s

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:53 (nine years ago) link

the deeper you get in the game, the more you start to hit series of near impossible holes that fuck up your par. those are set side by eight holes of 1 par holes.

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 March 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

Before my iPad had a fit and I had to restore to factory defaults and start again I was over hole 2200. My par wasn't good - certainly over 3.

treefell, Thursday, 12 March 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link

unless i'm mistaken, i think the endgame is maintaining a sub three par past hole 5000

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 March 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

hole - 1881
Strokes - 5552
average - 2.95

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

hole: 1485
strokes: 4674
avg: 3.15

brunch technician (silby), Sunday, 26 April 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

hole - 1405
strokes - 3580
avg - 2.54

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link

Hole 63
Strokes 189
Avg 3

I never play this game.

Jeff, Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link

sometimes i play a hole while sitting at a red light

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

i like to get in a round of desert golfing after a long days work

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

i wonder if anyone has ever holed-in-one'd their very first hole, then immediately quit it?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:16 (nine years ago) link

Hole - 2773
Strokes - 8277
Strokes/hole - 2.98

I have no memory of playing that many holes

entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 06:07 (nine years ago) link

I thought this game was all RNG until I hit the sequence with the cactus, not sure what to think now

ciderpress, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 13:30 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

got my first actually difficult hole the other day
http://i.imgur.com/N9RrflMl.png

ciderpress, Sunday, 24 May 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link

worth the wait?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 May 2015 22:02 (eight years ago) link

i...don't know..

ciderpress, Monday, 25 May 2015 02:40 (eight years ago) link

^ the exact text of >33% of desert golfing app store reviews

Karl Malone, Monday, 25 May 2015 02:43 (eight years ago) link

oh man that's nasty. no way to land it on the other side of the water i'm guessing.

call all destroyer, Monday, 25 May 2015 02:45 (eight years ago) link

it's either tap it at 0.000000001% strength off the edge, or hit it at 100% strength straight forward at the other ledge so that it rebounds back toward the hole, i guess?

Karl Malone, Monday, 25 May 2015 02:59 (eight years ago) link

one fun thing in desert golfing is when you mess up for the 20th time in a row and you just pull back and aim in a wild direction in frustration, just to let it go in a very constrict, limited way

Karl Malone, Monday, 25 May 2015 03:00 (eight years ago) link

i didn't think about the rebound, guess that could maybe work tho it's not a move i've practiced yet

call all destroyer, Monday, 25 May 2015 03:06 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/UJ9bYu1.png

Karl Malone, Monday, 25 May 2015 03:14 (eight years ago) link

two years pass...

desert golf, but you can go back to the left to revisit old holes and memories

Karl Malone, Saturday, 13 January 2018 16:28 (six years ago) link


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