every child's dream has clearly been to inherit a buck showalter garden gnome
although it does sort of make sense he is def comparable to a potentially murderous occult creature
― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:44 (nine years ago) link
makes more sense than the Mets' deGrom gnome
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:48 (nine years ago) link
“What is the purpose?” Showalter asked later. “Do people get up in the morning and they go, ‘Honey, are we going to the game today? …They’ve got that gnome tonight. Pack up the kids. We’re going?’”…Really?!”
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2015/03/11/orioles-manager-buck-showalter-is-not-looking-forward-to-his-garden-gnome-giveaway-night/
― JoeStork, Friday, 27 March 2015 15:44 (nine years ago) link
hah
― johnny crunch, Friday, 27 March 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link
can that be the 2015 orioles thread title plz
― johnny crunch, Friday, 27 March 2015 15:46 (nine years ago) link