The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

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Then Noah joked that black people are misidentified as African Americans. “They’re not African, but we’ll play along,” he said, adding, “Many of them really try to connect with Africa, you know? Some of them have these African names. They’ll be like, ‘Yeah, yeah, that’s my girl Wanda, yeah, yeah. Yeah that’s right, that’s Dashiqua, or dat’s Taniqua.”

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBY7d4HUUAAkGEe.jpg

oh those jews what with their exploiting gentiles and accumulating obscene wealth

Mordy, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 15:48 (nine years ago) link

My theory on that one was that he started with "#BeatsbyDreidel" and was reaching to come up with context for it

Evan, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link

the german car joke i don't even know what to do w/ - obv it's a holocaust joke about the joke teller killing jews?

Mordy, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i rarely watched the daily show since i graduated from college anyway. i doubt i'll watch it much now.

Mordy, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link

wonder if trevor noah will make 30 million per year off of the daily show like jon stewart does

I doubt JS made that much his first year and besides he had already done a zillion MTV hosting and was already a hugely established name.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link

Wait where's the German car joke one?

Evan, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBZvscXWQAA468j.jpg:large

Mordy, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

i think they are going to rescind this offer. at this point, everyone seems to already hate this guy

primal, intuitive, and relatively unmediated (Treeship), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

Oh weird, the german car one was not showing up in the article for me at all. Yeah he clearly was going for an edgy irony thing but it's not at all funny enough to distract from the nagl-ness of it.

Evan, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

I nominate Treesh to be the next daily show host

, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

Quick start digging through old Treeship tweets.

Evan, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link

#banfrats

banf rats?

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 17:15 (nine years ago) link

Seems like most people on Twitter are defending him "Ever heard of comedy? It's his job!"

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link

Noah's job will be to push liberals' pleasure buttons with toothless gibes at the expense of Republicans, then fawn over whichever Republican has been invited on as a guest; he'll do fine.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 17:19 (nine years ago) link

My theory on that one was that he started with "#BeatsbyDreidel" and was reaching to come up with context for it

― Evan, Tuesday, March 31, 2015 11:51 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the fact that this was the least offensive of all his jokes is never a good sign

tbqh the shit directed at women seems far more bilious & mean-spirited than any of the jewishness jokes but they're still NAGL, in any case dude is so fired...

...probably. then again daniel tosh is still employed by comedy central, iirc, and he is literally one of the biggest pieces of shit in comedy full stop, so their tolerance is def high

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 17:32 (nine years ago) link

all these tweets were publicly available before they hired him. CC would look like true dummies if they dropped him now.

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 17:40 (nine years ago) link

That the beatsbydreidel is least offensive is def a pretty good sign, since it's the most recent one.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

not that it makes much difference but they're just poorly-constructed unsurprising jokes - it's not like you could even make the argument that he's doing something edgy or boundary-pushing or subversive, they're just hacky garbage. Like when Patton Oswalt did that stupid series of psuedo-rape joke Tweets... he was being an idiot but at least you could have an argument about what he was doing. A guy who stretches to make a "BeatsbyDreidel" joke doesn't deserve the "Ever heard of comedy? It's his job!" defense.

Brio2, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 17:51 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, the shoddiness of the jokes is a bigger strike against him than the content. They're so basic.

Continue your brooding monologue (Re-Make/Re-Model), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

yeah it's not so much that they're offensive (which whatever) but that they're not funny and sort of politically naive, which is not what stewart's replacement should be

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link

it's not like you could even make the argument that he's doing something edgy or boundary-pushing or subversive, they're just hacky garbage.

exactly.

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link

so, maybe the South African Craig Kilborn

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

even the stand-up stuff I saw of his was along the lines of "The mexican asked me if I wanted a napkin. In my country a "napkin" is what you Americans call a "diaper". How messy is this taco going to make me?" What a country!

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

Eh those jokes about as funny and tasteful as anything else on Comedy Central in the past 20+ years.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link

Also he probably won't be writing the little jokes he says after they roll a montage of Fox News clips.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link

half the time they just resort to Jon starring horrified/confused speechless in those cases right now anyway.

Evan, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

network releases offish statement, about what you'd expect
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBcxei4UsAA_oHd.jpg

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link

I told you guys that Craig Kilborn went to my high school, right

DJP, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

to be provocative is brave
to react to provocative is unfair

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

I've used it myself sometimes but "it's unfair to be provoked by this person doing provocative things" is one of the weakest arguments

DJP, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

I have to admit I don't really understand the Jewish girls/blowjobs tweet. Is that really the stereotype? Maybe the Truly Tasteless Joke Book Noah learned all he knows about Jewish people from had some incorrect information.

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

^ BRAGGIN 2015

, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

lol

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

there are some old jap stereotypes/jokes about frigidity

Mordy, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

idk about blowjobs tho. maybe he had a jewish girlfriend who wouldn't go down on him and he extrapolated?

Mordy, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

The only time a JAP will go down is on the escalator at Bloomingdale's

= cab driver joke

Josefa, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

There was a Rachel Shukert piece about the subject in Heeb but its not online afaik--I thought the stereotype was the opposite

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link

everyone who's anyone gets a network to stick up for them these days

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link

like most bigotries about jews the stereotype probably works both ways. antisemites generally aren't bright enough to worry about paradoxes.

Mordy, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link

there are some old jap stereotypes/jokes about frigidity

― Mordy, Tuesday, March 31, 2015 4:00 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, my parents had the "Official Jewish Joke Book" and "Official Irish Joke Book" when I was younger and I remember "How do you cure a Jewish nymphomaniac? Marry her."

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

Those jokes are weak but I'm guessing they are the weakest jokes in a twitter feed designed for testing out material.

poxy fülvous (abanana), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

Larry Wilde for new Daily Show host xp

soref, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/671BnKi.png

gr8080, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/jeremymbarr/status/582612503152197632

gr8080, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link

xxxpost yeah his other stuff is pretty strong:

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah · Mar 17

Because your name is Neal! RT @nealbrennan: A Starbucks barista just called me the N-word. Why Starbucks why?

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:28 (nine years ago) link

I'm coming around to the nihilism of casting a boorish jerk as the host of the daily show

primal, intuitive, and relatively unmediated (Treeship), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:29 (nine years ago) link

if he got hired off those jokes they could at least have gone with a name, like Jerry Lewis or Rickles

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:29 (nine years ago) link


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