We're done LOOKING, it's time for Larry Kramer's Lincoln to give GAY bedSPRINGs quite a beating in 2015

Lol. really? impressive. it will be easier tonight.

oh, on stage you mean

u guys! jeez i forgot we all have such dirty minds

http://media.giphy.com/media/V7xhb60efJgkw/giphy.gif

omg yes.

The episode this thread title should've taken from:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-epRekYYzoQ

just watched it!!

Decent episode, Lloyd Bochner will always be Patrick Vaughn to me.

i'll be over here renting Rock Hudson's Home Movies

xpost

"Decent episode, BUT..."

xxp lol i know. Patrick Vaughn -- he is my all-time favorite TV actor!!

"Why don't we all go to Emilio's?"

lolol

i was just telling La Lechera on the foofy boots thread that i now proudly own a Dorothy inspired sweater

Thank you for being a friend!

yr welcome!

http://www.queerty.com/were-this-close-to-an-official-lego-golden-girls-20150406

when i made the connection the other day that Marc Cherry was behind 2 of my favorite shows of all time (GG and Desperate Housewives), it literally blew my mind.

Cherry only joined GG midstream I thought.

he just has a lot of credits for it. he did not create it, i don't believe. but he was heavily involved and credited. i watched an interview with him the other day where he was saying that at one point he wanted to do a 10-year time lapse for the plot of Desperate Housewives, and joked that "it's all about going back to The Golden Girls for me."

<3

i just burned hot cross buns

actually think my tastebuds think burnt toast is just how it tastes at this point, can't recall the last time i made toast that wasn't either charcoal or just hot bread

lol toast is my favorite thing

probably bc it's the one thing i can cook! and like every other month, eggs

i just got a toaster for the office! life changed

i live for toasted white bread with salted butter

fuck yea

i sometimes have buttered bread slices (no toast) w/ a bit of kosher salt as a snack

i used to have butter sandwiches as a kid

same!

what do you think would make a better sandwich:

a piece of toast between two slices of bread

OR

a slice of bread between two pieces of toast

bread is a motherlode of middle-aged weight, along with cheese, so i do toast rarely given the 3-4 pizza slices i must have weekly (plus brown-bag sandwiches).

never have butter in da house

xp this is a real question i asked myself as i made toast last night

what do you think would make a better sandwich:

a piece of toast between two slices of bread

OR

a slice of bread between two pieces of toast

― gwyneth anger (patron sailor)

Jake G between two pieces of toast and Muenster.

Have basically banished bread from my diet, but am still eating tons of cheese.

Saw someone making pancakes out of eggs, mashed banana and protein powder on FB and thought, hmmm.

bananas are the food of mammon, they are an abomination

Yeah, I thought they were a dieters' wipeout too, myself.

i have one daily, p much

sickly sweet, leaves yr mouth acidic and gross feeling, make everything else around them smell like shit when they go bad, also basically cannot be had without more/less slave labor

fuck bananas forever

cucumbers otoh

...taste like water, wtf are they for except to become pickles?

cucumbers rule

i couldn't live w/o cuke + hummus sammiches tho

it's a great name for a vegetable

well, if ya call that livin'!

Cucumbers, bananas, tofu ... and the summer thread title emerges.

i think 'Dan Savage' is a great name for a vegetable

i tried making crispy tofu last week but it didn't turn out that great

i like cucumbers in the context of spicy dishes, where they take the edge off

i like cucumber with feta and with hummus

also i make a summer salad with cukes, watermelon, blueberries, & mint

not a fan of cukes in garden salads tho, and i prefer most other pickled vegetables over cuke pickles

bananas are a staple of my diet tho, i love me some starchy phallic fruits

It's funny cause it's true. Every classical musician I've either started to date or have heard friends have dated has been a train wreck.

what about dancers?

They're all dating yoga instructors.

or philosophy majors

or poets

i don't know that he's classical. He went to the Governors Ball outdoor fest last weekend.

(purely, i mean)

anyway, no dating. sportfucking.

Same. Makingupforlosttimefucking.

sounds like y'all are having fun xoxo

Well, to be clear, I haven't started yet.

Makingupforlosttimefucking.

― Norse Jung (Eric H.)

likeyouneedaholeinyohead

that guy Zach who i saw once slept over the other night. i held him in my arms all night ... amongst other things. he's a sculptor in training at the local uni. it was really funnn.

We know how to sculpt muscles in Miami.

Stop.

annual monthlong fest; come visit plz

http://www.artnews.com/2015/06/11/dirty-looks-film-festival-returns-to-new-york-in-july/

ughhh i wish - outfest is around the corner here and they're showing, among other things, a new restoration of this japanese film i've always wanted to see:

http://www.midnighteye.com/reviews/funeral-parade-of-roses/

THAT MOVIE IS SO GOOD!!!!

still haven't seen that

Stevie D otm

i guess i haven't seen it. hey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTy5O5tUnp4

hey so i made it through my super fun college reunion and even got a bj last night to top it off! woohooo go Vassar!!

was there vassarline?

he kept it simple. and left no mess!

you got some Vass!

lol

i jumped the gun! --

The strangest of the strange: it's 2015 and summer is queer°•○●□■♤♡♢♧☆