Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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https://vine.co/v/OFqOTEnBFAV

gr8080, Friday, 10 April 2015 10:54 (nine years ago) link

fuuuuuuuck

gr8080, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

goddam

goole, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/Ol1T7phWF0I

, Sunday, 12 April 2015 13:57 (nine years ago) link

is it bcz yr haole

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 12 April 2015 14:20 (nine years ago) link

everything I do, I do as a haole

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Sunday, 12 April 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link

lol whoops wrong thread

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 12 April 2015 17:40 (nine years ago) link

thought you were talking about the pelican; wonderful thread mislocation

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/uye8V4B.jpg

, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:43 (nine years ago) link

i'm missing the lol? unless it's just the marketing and i'm too jaded to care.

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 01:46 (nine years ago) link

http://www.metrolyrics.com/mambo-number-5-lyrics-lou-bega.html

1staethyr, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link

Aw you told him

I was hoping like 5 months from now forks would be in the shower or the car or something and all of a sudden be like "OHHHH THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS"

, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link

i um never really heard mambo #5 and it took your follow up post for me to figure out the lyrics and the pic were related

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

i mean, i can recognize it when i hear it but i wasn't listening to pop radio in '99 i guess and have somehow mostly avoided it without really meaning to.

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:02 (nine years ago) link

Cool dude I accept the fact that you don't own a TV and I respect you for that

, Monday, 13 April 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 April 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

i own four tvs but i was completely broke and working at a salvation army in 99 so minimal media exposure at the time

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

sorry, meant to say: i own fourteen tvs

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

i am actually posting from a tv right now

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

How do you have WebTV but not know Mamba #5

pplains, Monday, 13 April 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

i haven't got around to getting napster yet

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

I can't prove it but feel fairly certain that in 2002 a bar in Chicago played Mambo #5 repeatedly in an effort to get me and my party to leave.

joygoat, Monday, 13 April 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

did it work?

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 13 April 2015 08:45 (nine years ago) link

We eventually left but not til it had played at least five times, so kind of a stalemate.

joygoat, Monday, 13 April 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link

OMG that is a murderers row.

schwantz, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:52 (nine years ago) link

Carl's Jr marketing is so much different from Hardee's.

pplains, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t-iFr9q1I8

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 04:02 (nine years ago) link

finally someone watched that through all the way! i'd been saying!

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/3aOfEx0.jpg

, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 11:06 (nine years ago) link

*guesses*

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 11:55 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x4bfHllX2A

am0n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link

lmfao

diamonddave85​ (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:00 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/GBMwi8g.png

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OEZ6mg32MQt

am0n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link

why?

Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 16 April 2015 18:58 (nine years ago) link

whah

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 17 April 2015 12:47 (nine years ago) link

that looks scarily like my brother

truvada mangano (clouds), Sunday, 19 April 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

i don't have much of an issue with most benign modern slang but chill/unchill is my official first self-acknowledged grumpy old man shakes fist at cloud computing moment

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link

wait - that's not a new thing. I feel like that's super old! The terms I mean.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link

i mean the recent interwebs resurrection of categorizing everything as chill/unchill or "so unchill" as a pseudo-doge dismissal
it's going through a moment

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link

https://medium.com/matter/against-chill-930dfb60a577

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link

Damn forks has no chill

, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

posts that are preordained

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link


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