#loltillman
― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 18 April 2015 22:25 (nine years ago) link
bartolo colon has more wins than the milwaukee brewers
― mookieproof, Monday, 20 April 2015 18:54 (nine years ago) link
Francona may have left Allen in too long tonight.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link
i tend to agree
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link
whoa. bryan price ust have been hangry or something. this is just an excerpt of a post-game interview:
...CTR: I don't think you do and I don't know that that's my job.Bryan Price: Your job is not to sniff out every f****** thing is about the Reds and f****** put it out there for every other f****** guy to hear. It's not your job. You want me to be candid with you? I've been candid with you. I f****** talk to you guys like men, I tell you what the f***'s going on with the team, I tell you how I'm feeling as candidly as I can and then this s***? You've got to watch this f****** s***? I've got to f****** read that on a f****** Tweet on our own people in here that we don't have a f****** player? How the f*** does that benefit the Reds? It doesn't benefit us one f****** bit. God **** we try to go out there and win f****** games and I got to come in here and then you guys f****** blow it all over the f****** place? Who we can play? Who we can't? I'll tell you what you want to know, I'm not going to f****** lie to you. I didn't tell you f****** s***.CTR: You did not lie to me and I appreciate it.BP: Ah, f***. I'm just, I'm f****** p****** up a rope in this f****** business. Because everyone has to know everything all the f****** time. That's not my f****** obligation, it's not their obligation. You know why f****** Billy Hamilton didn't f****** play? The other day? Because his f****** finger's hurt and he couldn't hit right-handed comfortably. Right? So that's something that I need to know and no one else needs to know. No one else needs to f****** know it, and all of a sudden it's out there. His f****** fingers are sore. It doesn't benefit us. It wasn't from you, but it doesn't benefit us one bit to f****** announce to the f****** other teams that we're playing to bring in lefties when they need to f****** get Billy out. There's no benefit. So, I'm f******, to be honest with you, I'm f****** sick of this s***. I'm sick of listening to this f****** s***, I'm sick of f****** the f****** second-guessing b*******, you guys can do whatever the f*** you want, but I'll tell you this — I'm not going to f****** tell you everything about this f****** club, because you f****** guys are going to out there and sniff it out anyway. I don't f****** like it one f****** bit. I bend over backwards to be honest and direct with you f****** guys and you stick it right up my f****** a** — and the f****** team's a**. And I'm sick of it. What do you got? If you don't got anything, get out and I'll do this f****** interview with Marty. You don't have anything? Just get out, please.
Bryan Price: Your job is not to sniff out every f****** thing is about the Reds and f****** put it out there for every other f****** guy to hear. It's not your job. You want me to be candid with you? I've been candid with you. I f****** talk to you guys like men, I tell you what the f***'s going on with the team, I tell you how I'm feeling as candidly as I can and then this s***? You've got to watch this f****** s***? I've got to f****** read that on a f****** Tweet on our own people in here that we don't have a f****** player? How the f*** does that benefit the Reds? It doesn't benefit us one f****** bit. God **** we try to go out there and win f****** games and I got to come in here and then you guys f****** blow it all over the f****** place? Who we can play? Who we can't? I'll tell you what you want to know, I'm not going to f****** lie to you. I didn't tell you f****** s***.
CTR: You did not lie to me and I appreciate it.
BP: Ah, f***. I'm just, I'm f****** p****** up a rope in this f****** business. Because everyone has to know everything all the f****** time. That's not my f****** obligation, it's not their obligation. You know why f****** Billy Hamilton didn't f****** play? The other day? Because his f****** finger's hurt and he couldn't hit right-handed comfortably. Right? So that's something that I need to know and no one else needs to know. No one else needs to f****** know it, and all of a sudden it's out there. His f****** fingers are sore. It doesn't benefit us. It wasn't from you, but it doesn't benefit us one bit to f****** announce to the f****** other teams that we're playing to bring in lefties when they need to f****** get Billy out. There's no benefit. So, I'm f******, to be honest with you, I'm f****** sick of this s***. I'm sick of listening to this f****** s***, I'm sick of f****** the f****** second-guessing b*******, you guys can do whatever the f*** you want, but I'll tell you this — I'm not going to f****** tell you everything about this f****** club, because you f****** guys are going to out there and sniff it out anyway. I don't f****** like it one f****** bit. I bend over backwards to be honest and direct with you f****** guys and you stick it right up my f****** a** — and the f****** team's a**. And I'm sick of it. What do you got? If you don't got anything, get out and I'll do this f****** interview with Marty. You don't have anything? Just get out, please.
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link
http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/eye-on-baseball/25156624/reds-manager-bryan-price-says-f-word-77-times-in-rant-at-media
You know why f****** Billy Hamilton didn't f****** play? The other day? Because his f****** finger's hurt and he couldn't hit right-handed comfortably. Right? So that's something that I need to know and no one else needs to know. No one else needs to f****** know it, and all of a sudden it's out there. His f****** fingers are sore. It doesn't benefit us.
lol
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link
I know the dodgers had a national game last week but seriously how does the first kershaw vs madbum face off not make it onto national tv? lame
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 12:56 (nine years ago) link
#bestfansinbaseball
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 15:05 (nine years ago) link
After one inning of snowy and bone-chilling play in Detroit, the Yankees lead the Tigers 6-4. Pitches thrown: 87.
― Andy K, Thursday, 23 April 2015 00:03 (nine years ago) link
What?
Beltrán tripled to deep left center, McCann scored.Headley tripled to deep right center, Beltrán scored.Petit intentionally walked.
― Andy K, Thursday, 23 April 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link
Well, it "worked."
― Andy K, Thursday, 23 April 2015 00:16 (nine years ago) link
I laughed at the edgiest lines in Chris Rock's baseball rant on HBO's Real Sports (I wonder how much of their audience even knows who Emmett Till was, though). And Bryant Gumbel is still working!
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 April 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link
The production values of that kind of ruined it for me. There's an unironic record scratch punctuating a punchline.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 23 April 2015 15:25 (nine years ago) link
statcast.
despite reading a million things about it, i still don't understand whether or not the new stats will be publicly available (or if they're already publicly available, where i can find them) or if they're just going to be displayed during broadcasts.
specifically i want to check out jordan walden's extension, velocity, and perceived velocity stats to see how much his extra skip adds to his game.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link
unrelated:
https://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/mlb-pitcher-wrc.png?w=694
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link
Guessing Chase Headley now leads the league in balks alerted to sleeping umpires. Good work, Chase.
― Andy K, Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:54 (nine years ago) link
Jacoby Ellsbury assisted in that balk alerted. Good work, Jacoby.
― Andy K, Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link
vin scully storytelling game in exceptional form during this doyers-evenyears mlb tv free game
― slothroprhymes, Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:44 (nine years ago) link
was just talking about how buster posey would watch tv in a crouched catcher's position, which seems uncomfortable
― slothroprhymes, Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:45 (nine years ago) link
last night he mentioned that JFK press secretary Pierre Salinger was related to somebody by marriage... "of course, everyone remembers him"
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link
@pedromouraA's-Angels is the most American matchup possible in MLB. Combined, they had just six non-Americans on their OD rosters. The Rangers had 15.
― Andy K, Friday, 24 April 2015 00:44 (nine years ago) link
Royals-ChiSox rhubarb
― Andy K, Friday, 24 April 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link
Hawk saw it comin', folks.
― Andy K, Friday, 24 April 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link
@dschoenfieldThe Kansas City Royals, no longer the little small-market team everyone was rooting for last October.
― mookieproof, Friday, 24 April 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link
i found em very irritating last October
but now they're soaring toward Cardinals/Phillies/Stanks territory
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 24 April 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/s7myEdH.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 24 April 2015 14:22 (nine years ago) link
royals rn like the band with the corp sellout 2nd album overloaded with radio hits that will be reevaluated as a classic in 20 yrs, as opposed to the breakout critic-adored band with rare crossover potential of last year, how the mighty have fallen
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 24 April 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link
*would-be radio hits
I kinda like most aspects of this new look DGAF royals but also don't dig throwing at people
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 24 April 2015 14:38 (nine years ago) link
Every baseball team has its own "New Jersey" [Started by slothroprhymes in April 2015] 42 new answers
― mookieproof, Friday, 24 April 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link
rude
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 24 April 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link
chris sale will neither confirm nor deny that he tried to get into the royals clubhouse last night
― mookieproof, Friday, 24 April 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link
East, Central, West, from left to right. Great job MLB.com!
http://i.imgur.com/z6Zyf6S.png
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 25 April 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link
gotta keep people on their toes
― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 25 April 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link
dang these suspensions just fucked the chisox's rotation for 5 days apiece
― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 25 April 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link
seven homers at petco tonight
― mookieproof, Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link
dodgers gonna dodger
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link
PITCHER HITTING IS STUPID https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDiEyWGWoAAlc19.png
― slothroprhymes, Monday, 27 April 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link
(essential for context to the pic above)Ben Lindbergh @BenLindberghShame that Waino might miss the year, but at least we'll get to see other exciting offensive performances by pitchers
teach yr pitchers to fucking hit imo
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 April 2015 16:35 (nine years ago) link
why? its not as if the NL teams really try to - how many decent hitting pitchers are there of recent vintage or even the past 20-odd years? like honestly - and the strategy argument is starting to look just as silly.
sam miller made a passable case for it on the EW podcast this morning but seemed mostly to be doing so to serve as a devil's advocate to lindbergh.
― slothroprhymes, Monday, 27 April 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link
feel like there should be a penalty for suspended players' strategic appealing-then-dropping-the-appeal
― mookieproof, Monday, 27 April 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link
Chris "Mad Dog" Russo THINKS PITCHERS SHOULD CONTINUE HITTING IN THE NL. BABE RUTH DIDN'T NEED TO DH!
― Andy K, Monday, 27 April 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link
salty dfa'd (with like $14m remaining over this year and next)
― mookieproof, Monday, 27 April 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link
he had 33 plate appearances this season
― mookieproof, Monday, 27 April 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link
can't the lineup just be 8 people
― frogbs, Monday, 27 April 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link
not that there haven't been hefty changes to things in the past but that would basically render all previous hitter stat records null
why not just... add a DH
― qualx, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 00:37 (nine years ago) link
the site manager of SB's Halos Heaven wrote something...interesting...on josh hamilton, which has since been deleted. someone took a screenshot:
http://postimg.org/image/teff9wmlt/
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 14:04 (nine years ago) link
WHOA. that's...kind of awful
― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 14:24 (nine years ago) link
"kind of" being the understatement of forever
like you expect that from shaughnessy types of a certain age but it's always greeeeaaat to see that those old-man redass perspectives are not limited to older generations, amirite :/
― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 14:25 (nine years ago) link