hole - 1881Strokes - 5552average - 2.95
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link
hole: 1485strokes: 4674avg: 3.15
― brunch technician (silby), Sunday, 26 April 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link
hole - 1405strokes - 3580avg - 2.54
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link
Hole 63Strokes 189Avg 3
I never play this game.
― Jeff, Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link
sometimes i play a hole while sitting at a red light
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link
i like to get in a round of desert golfing after a long days work
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link
i wonder if anyone has ever holed-in-one'd their very first hole, then immediately quit it?
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:16 (nine years ago) link
Hole - 2773Strokes - 8277Strokes/hole - 2.98
I have no memory of playing that many holes
― entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 06:07 (nine years ago) link
I thought this game was all RNG until I hit the sequence with the cactus, not sure what to think now
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 13:30 (nine years ago) link
http://dg.midey.org/
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link
http://dg.midey.org/graveyard/holes/5ff40c9ba54ad0ab016d8d85ff10e39b0a0b2e07/hole.pnghttp://memecrunch.com/meme/1S5VD/fuck-dot/image.png%3Fw%3D400%26c%3D1
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link
got my first actually difficult hole the other dayhttp://i.imgur.com/N9RrflMl.png
― ciderpress, Sunday, 24 May 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link
worth the wait?
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 May 2015 22:02 (eight years ago) link
i...don't know..
― ciderpress, Monday, 25 May 2015 02:40 (eight years ago) link
^ the exact text of >33% of desert golfing app store reviews
― Karl Malone, Monday, 25 May 2015 02:43 (eight years ago) link
oh man that's nasty. no way to land it on the other side of the water i'm guessing.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 25 May 2015 02:45 (eight years ago) link
it's either tap it at 0.000000001% strength off the edge, or hit it at 100% strength straight forward at the other ledge so that it rebounds back toward the hole, i guess?
― Karl Malone, Monday, 25 May 2015 02:59 (eight years ago) link
one fun thing in desert golfing is when you mess up for the 20th time in a row and you just pull back and aim in a wild direction in frustration, just to let it go in a very constrict, limited way
― Karl Malone, Monday, 25 May 2015 03:00 (eight years ago) link
i didn't think about the rebound, guess that could maybe work tho it's not a move i've practiced yet
― call all destroyer, Monday, 25 May 2015 03:06 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/UJ9bYu1.png
― Karl Malone, Monday, 25 May 2015 03:14 (eight years ago) link
https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/a3nnv4/one-players-21000-hole-quest-to-beat-the-seemingly-endless-desert-golfhttp://video-images.vice.com/_uncategorized/1515449539475-DSbmZYZWAAA-dR6.jpeg
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Saturday, 13 January 2018 16:21 (six years ago) link
desert golf, but you can go back to the left to revisit old holes and memories
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 13 January 2018 16:28 (six years ago) link