Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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i don't have much of an issue with most benign modern slang but chill/unchill is my official first self-acknowledged grumpy old man shakes fist at cloud computing moment

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link

wait - that's not a new thing. I feel like that's super old! The terms I mean.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link

i mean the recent interwebs resurrection of categorizing everything as chill/unchill or "so unchill" as a pseudo-doge dismissal
it's going through a moment

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link

https://medium.com/matter/against-chill-930dfb60a577

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link

Damn forks has no chill

, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

posts that are preordained

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

xpost to people who have figured out how to live

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

I guarantee some idealistic writer is going to give cancer to the man on the left.

pplains, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link

meticulous couch with those snacks and that crew seems kind of impossible

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Twg1C3Bl.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link

"i don't know why but jenga... i mean think about that word, jenga... it's so goddamn funny, JENGA"

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link

is drinking ice water out of jars a thing now

drash, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link

Cottonmouth buddy

, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link

(and i made do with lukewarm plastic bottle)

excellent idea, will adopt

drash, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link

Diverse group of adult women shooting heroin at a bbq

example (crüt), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link

The oughts end some time around mid-2012 with the eventual demise of dubstep.

― but then again, who really cares? I don’t. (dog latin)

the late great, Thursday, 23 April 2015 05:51 (nine years ago) link

man

https://twitter.com/jayxxx1

goole, Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

JAY BUKARTEK @JAYXXX1 · Apr 20
HOW ABOUT JAYS IDEA 4 CHIPS IN A BOTTLE THAT U CAN EAT AND NO MORE RED ON HANDS FROM HOT CHIPS LET JAY KNOW IF U LIKE 2 INVEST IN IT

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

dude has been doing this for awhile

JAY BUKARTEK @JAYXXX1 · Aug 27
Has anybody rated their grandparents from 1 to 5 what would you give them and did you learn from them

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

I saw someone wearing pants like those on the street a week ago no joke they pulled it off.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 23 April 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/gewqk/status/593788568818065408

goole, Thursday, 30 April 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZPQVs-y8oQ

gr8080, Sunday, 3 May 2015 23:41 (nine years ago) link

"Missing Plug-in"

markers, Sunday, 3 May 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/crushingbort/status/591425839344017408

markers, Sunday, 3 May 2015 23:56 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yicM-N1bvm0

del griffith, Thursday, 7 May 2015 02:03 (eight years ago) link

i'm hearing this song in my head while watching that video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9qnhKYt4f0

😂 (am0n), Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link

https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nieogiWtQZ1rxm7g0.mp4

😂 (am0n), Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link

Have watched that at least a dozen times in the last 30 seconds.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link

A++ on both

A+ collar bone rub

check out this insane slothroprhymes yall (Spottie), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:50 (eight years ago) link

A+ eyeroll

Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:16 (eight years ago) link

doesn't live up to the classic

http://whenfallsthecoliseum.com/wp-content/uploads/wolf-blitzer-on-jeopardy.jpg

Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:21 (eight years ago) link

i'm not rly getting the lol factor on either of those, someone plz explain it to me

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 14 May 2015 21:24 (eight years ago) link

mr. wonderful! and wolf blitzer are idiots

😂 (am0n), Thursday, 14 May 2015 22:17 (eight years ago) link

mr. wonderful really is an idiot.
the guess that put him in the red for good was on a question as to which city Bruce Springsteen was singing about in his lyrics, "Oh brother are you gonna leave me wastin' away on the streets of _____"
mr. wonderful's guess was "new jersey"

yessss! Ive always wanted to hack those electronic billboards

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 May 2015 21:38 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/WFfg1xv.jpg

StanM, Monday, 25 May 2015 08:10 (eight years ago) link


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