trenchant social commentary 2

Rolling Obituary Thread: 2015

Sports writing is and always will be terrible, because sports contests are extremely rule-bound and essentially near duplicates of one another in everything but the outcome of each contest. All the possible stories have been written hundreds of thousands of times. Consequently, sports writers are stuck in horrible dead end jobs they often become wretched unhappy people.

― Aimless, Thursday, May 7, 2015 10:01 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"No more unreleased material in the archives, folks, but here's a vintage recording of John Lennon laying down a shit on his toilet at Tittenhurst Park circa 1971"

"*gasps* Oh my god, such genius! What a musical colon! BEST BAND EVAAAAAAA! MUSIC HAS NOT BEEN IMPROVED SINCE THE '70s!!!11!!"

― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Wednesday, June 3, 2015 3:49 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They just need to dig up the Bible verse where Jesus says it's ok to hate people and mess up your home if there's money in it.

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, June 29, 2015 3:30 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That would require actually reading the Bible, it's way easier just to not read it and carry on being human garbage.

― that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, June 29, 2015 3:31 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

let's be real here: fuck 'merit'.

― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins),

BB otm, 'distinction' or gtfo

yay!

I remember
when we used to sit
in the government yard in trenchanttown
oba-oba-serving the hypocrites
as they would mingle with the good people we meet

If a thing happens and isn't shared, did it really happen?

― calstars, Sunday, July 5, 2015 4:17 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that is a st. vincent lyric tbf

http://i.imgur.com/Qeuajx0.jpg

the dumbest philosophical thought made even dumber

wat if someone comes later in the wodds & the tree is lieing on ground

This thread is for reposts, not originals

Is that on a koozie?

http://i.imgur.com/vCblGIh.jpg

cool tablet w the headboard going thru the middle of it

you wdn't really need bedside lamps with the illumination coming off that thing

*wakes up*

xpost yes it's quite similar to st. vincent lyrics, saw her pull it off live recently but it's not good reading material. arcade fire's worse though imo:

We're so connected
but are we even friends?
We fell in love when I was 19
and now we're staring at a screen

sounds like a fucking parish priest sermon circa 1990 except it was instant coffee he was bemoaning - "there is no instant faith!"

No glare for the guy who's trying to sleep, looks good.

http://i.imgur.com/i8LURjg.jpg

that is almost awe-inspiringly bad

dayo's next wdyll a bathroom selfie w/ carrots obv

more hott chix w fresh produce pls

what are the odds you look like david wolfe but with glasses

http://i.imgur.com/PJA1X0Q.jpg

no tablets, unreaistic.

Can someone help me figure out which mental illness these shooters suffer from?

I think 'America' might be the answer you're looking for.

― Herbie Mann's Push Push Pops (Old Lunch), Thursday, August 27, 2015 2:47 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like if you were a remote controlled robot kicking a laser guided ball into an open goal the size of the universe tbh

Great contribution to the thread, thank you.

I'm now imagining an actual hive filled with the buzzing of hipsters.

― The only "doors" I care about are the ones I show to Doors fanatics (Turrican), Thursday, August 27, 2015 7:50 PM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what thread?

wow he changed his display name!!!

http://i.imgur.com/RdxjCg9.jpg

this one has to be taking the piss right? like it's a parody?

the family pictures are a nice touch

that one is a real bummer

having a nice comfy armchair for an arse would be pretty sweet imo

fuckin harsh the week he scores a hattrick in Europe I thought

"It is what it is."

Most cases citing 14th Amendment have been in favor of corporate rights (after all corporations are people and need those rights) rather than it's original intended use.

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, September 1, 2015 8:28 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

adam is the king of the trench

Yeah it's pretty much cheating to paste AB itt at this point

livin that trenchant life

nintrencho power

lol

took that parenthetical at face value

Hah do i get a trophy?

[http://www.bbb.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/trophy.jpg

That was a dumb thing to write. If you are going to use my 8am no coffee post for a research paper I recommend not doing so.