Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nieogiWtQZ1rxm7g0.mp4

šŸ˜‚ (am0n), Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link

Have watched that at least a dozen times in the last 30 seconds.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link

A+ collar bone rub

check out this insane slothroprhymes yall (Spottie), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:50 (eight years ago) link

A+ eyeroll

Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:16 (eight years ago) link

doesn't live up to the classic

http://whenfallsthecoliseum.com/wp-content/uploads/wolf-blitzer-on-jeopardy.jpg

Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:21 (eight years ago) link

i'm not rly getting the lol factor on either of those, someone plz explain it to me

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 14 May 2015 21:24 (eight years ago) link

mr. wonderful! and wolf blitzer are idiots

šŸ˜‚ (am0n), Thursday, 14 May 2015 22:17 (eight years ago) link

mr. wonderful really is an idiot.
the guess that put him in the red for good was on a question as to which city Bruce Springsteen was singing about in his lyrics, "Oh brother are you gonna leave me wastin' away on the streets of _____"
mr. wonderful's guess was "new jersey"

yessss! Ive always wanted to hack those electronic billboards

Ā©Oz QuizĀ© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 May 2015 21:38 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/WFfg1xv.jpg

StanM, Monday, 25 May 2015 08:10 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYz5SHFHyA

龜, Monday, 25 May 2015 14:05 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/snEXaqO.jpg

龜, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 13:06 (eight years ago) link

looks like ILM may have a competitor!

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link

one allows lonely shut-ins to masturbate to niche material and the other is pornhub

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:34 (eight years ago) link

there it is

龜, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link

well-formed

goole, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link

that is like a bizzaro world version of s1ocki's Sad YouTube project

gr8080, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link

i would like it better if it were a different random collection of characters every time

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 June 2015 21:22 (eight years ago) link

EXCELLENT

http://i.imgur.com/mkjiGBo.gif

(at the Dutch Pinkpop festival, yesterday - with massive crowd roar: https://www.facebook.com/3VOOR12/videos/880157632045788/ )

StanM, Sunday, 14 June 2015 12:56 (eight years ago) link

what's the over/under on that cup being filled with piss

bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 14 June 2015 19:21 (eight years ago) link

if they're serving carlsberg at pinkpop we'll need to wait until the tests come back from the lab to know for sure

appropriation and whatnot (stevie), Monday, 15 June 2015 08:24 (eight years ago) link

carlsberg just got served here on ilx that's for sure

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 15 June 2015 09:24 (eight years ago) link

*applauds*

appropriation and whatnot (stevie), Monday, 15 June 2015 10:56 (eight years ago) link

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8xe6nLVXEC0&feature=youtu.be

Someone earnestly linked to this on Facebook.

I don't know where else to put it. Deep stuff.

Hell Books (latebloomer), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 04:46 (eight years ago) link

Worst songs thread is that way --->

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 07:45 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dhXrzs8pJc

StanM, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 20:08 (eight years ago) link

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8xe6nLVXEC0&feature=youtu.be

Someone earnestly linked to this on Facebook.

I don't know where else to put it. Deep stuff.

ā€• Hell Books (latebloomer), Tuesday, June 16, 2015 12:46 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If this was a Louis CK routine instead of rapping British person it would be breaking Kinja with white tears

lil dork (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 13:53 (eight years ago) link

emo redditor sleaford mods

gr8080, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/zbD9yUh.jpg

StanM, Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:17 (eight years ago) link

hi my mother very poop with me

šŸ˜­ (am0n), Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:26 (eight years ago) link

wow

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link

prob best not to think about that too much

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:36 (eight years ago) link

It can't be possible to flush one of those, can it?

how's life, Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:39 (eight years ago) link

Do they even come in child size? Who's volunteering to google this?

StanM, Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link

Resolved Question

een, Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link

^^^ that is the thing that will keep me awake at night

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 June 2015 20:09 (eight years ago) link

if 'jonathan miller' is that guy's real name he's lucky to have one so common it's effectively ungoogleable

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 18 June 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link

basically anyone with that name you can assume had a poop plug

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Thursday, 18 June 2015 21:18 (eight years ago) link

"keeping dicks out" is the opposite of what a buttplug does

wappy legs (clouds), Sunday, 21 June 2015 00:37 (eight years ago) link

so fake

example (crĆ¼t), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link

you saying the tickets won't get you in?

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 16:11 (eight years ago) link

http://i57.tinypic.com/2rzbbxf.jpg

Nobody ever knows anything. (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link


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