no, they will amalgamate all other SE London league clubs into Crystal Palace United and then nuke Greenwich to quell dissent
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 12:21 (eight years ago) link
top half lol
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 24 May 2015 16:14 (eight years ago) link
Pards.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 23 April 2016 10:24 (eight years ago) link
what's he done now?
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 23 April 2016 10:44 (eight years ago) link
Front page of the Sun. Definitely him right?
― Matt DC, Saturday, 23 April 2016 11:07 (eight years ago) link
“Naturally dominant, of course, but can switch seamlessly to a more giving role.”
― Romeo Daltrey (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 April 2016 11:12 (eight years ago) link
OTOH "knickers off if we win away" would be pretty audacious given Palace's form this year.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 23 April 2016 11:27 (eight years ago) link
maybe it was before a trip to everton
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 23 April 2016 11:41 (eight years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/iEg7AWVtDTL
pards
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 22 May 2016 09:00 (seven years ago) link
Cringe
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Sunday, 22 May 2016 10:39 (seven years ago) link
for that brief moment nous étions all Pards
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 22 May 2016 10:42 (seven years ago) link
All pards will burn out
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 May 2016 12:48 (seven years ago) link
excuse me noodle vague
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 22 May 2016 13:06 (seven years ago) link
https://youtu.be/dGLTi9lKIpY
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 22 May 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link
lol
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 22 May 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/oct/21/alan-pardew-england-crystal-palace
Cracking Pards interview here. My favourite bit is where he starts talking about himself in relation to the England job, without having been asked about it. Slightly ahead of where he takes credit for Southampton's success.
― Matt DC, Friday, 21 October 2016 13:31 (seven years ago) link
‘We’re close to a tie-in with a team in Spain who produce good young players with a view to setting up a cultural and coaching exchange
big deal son we're Champo and we get to loan all the Benfica kids we want
― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 October 2016 13:33 (seven years ago) link
“When people ask me about England ... well, if I was still at Newcastle, I’d be pretty keen on that England job. But, with all this here, I’m left thinking: ‘Why would I really want to leave this club now?’ Obviously I’d like to win trophies, and that’s very difficult even if we did come ever so close last season. But that isn’t the only way to measure success. Success can be a legacy. Maybe I can create one here so that, one day, people look back and say: ‘When Pardew was there that was a great period for the club.’ I remember the chief executive at Southampton after Nicola Cortese thanking me for the platform I left them. That recognition is always nice. That’s like winning a trophy for me.”
― Matt DC, Friday, 21 October 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link
a phonecall with Tony Pulis offered reassurance. “He’d walked away, but told me: ‘Pards, there’s a lot of growing that club could do. You can definitely take them forward.’
― Matt DC, Friday, 21 October 2016 13:38 (seven years ago) link
"And it wasn’t as much of a gamble as people thought. If I could keep Palace up, we’d be the only London-based Premier League team south of the river.”
https://66.media.tumblr.com/409a839ece0f3807d23861fc6e744568/tumblr_n6zdmspPiE1skh0gdo1_400.gif
― r|t|c, Friday, 21 October 2016 13:46 (seven years ago) link
hope he dies tbh
― imago, Friday, 21 October 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link
patience you must have my young pardewan
― r|t|c, Friday, 21 October 2016 13:50 (seven years ago) link
a phonecall covert meeting in an underground car park with Tony Pulis offered reassurance. “He’d walked away, but told me: ‘Pards, there’s a lot of growing that club could do. You can definitely take them forward.’
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 21 October 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link