Eurovision 2015

the swedish guy just pulled a lot of smoke out of his butt, I'm open to this

Sweden is probably the best pop song but idk if the juries will go for it.

It's tainted with a Maroon 5 style smugness.

I like Cyprus. I don't care. He seems like a nice young man.

Feel like this could have won for Ireland in '94.

sensitive euro man

not getting any patriotic pangs here

Halfway through I was expecting him to rip open his shirt to reveal a Superman costume, then some Euro bosh bosh music to drop.

Sweden was rubbish, but at least funny. This Cyprus dude is a fucking "nice guy".

By which I mean, Jemmmmmmmmmmble.

this is a beatles rip-off amongst other things

It's between Serbia and Australia at the moment.

(I Will being the song ripped off)

downunder funk it up

I like Australia but it might be the drink talking. Should make a solid showing.

quite enjoying les belges

Very different from the standard EV fair. Bits of Lorde and Fever Ray.

autplay

Hated Australia. Weirdly quite liked Belgium - sort of minimalist staccato vibes? I want to murder Austria. All of Austria.

what does this Austria one sound exactly like? I'm singing along to it but can't work out what it is

belgium is 2nd best behind serbia so far

austria's is note-for-note ripped from something famous, someone do the honours

SOMEONE PLEASE BURN HIM

Justin Lee Collins hates pianos.

lol emil.y

Montenegro is oddly compelling.

points already for not singing in English

Not George Galloway's most humiliating TV appearance by a long way.

yeah it's good but it ain't quite serbia. poor montenegrins

"He looks like a magician"

I love seeing the huge Brazilian flag in the crowd

this germany one is absolutely wretched

xp they should be allowed to enter next year.

I liked Germany. Wouldn't nec. rate it outside Eurovision, but it's a solid bit of pop.

Also had a nice plinky keys riff in the background.

LATVIA IS AWESOME AND WEIRD AND ABSTRACT THIS IS GREAT

I like this, the Latvian song, manages to be both martial and emo

yeah this is cool

Spanish entry removed cloak, reveals KBP underneath...

Feels kind of strange to have Spain giving a fuck, breaking with about twenty years of tradition.

they're not giving a fuck very well

the Georgian outfit is great, too bad about the song

After a run of sedate entries it's a welcome change of pace.

SHE'S GONNA BURN YOU

ok I'm primed for this to rule

not ruling though

it is a Muse ballad

italy killing it

Was about to say. If you are going for a big ballad, go for a BIG ballad.

everyone post yer 1-2-3-4-5

serbia
italy
belgium
latvia
idk greece maybe, those top 4 stood way apart

armenia 5 maybe in fact