we're still down there, in fact.
― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 22:30 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/m52cP6s.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:15 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ecwecZ7.jpg
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:44 (eight years ago) link
it's made entirely of hair
― Mordy, Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:52 (eight years ago) link
yes, but science
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:56 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/hhEwWwc.jpg
― Devilock, Thursday, 9 July 2015 21:07 (eight years ago) link
Next: Scientists find source of Addams Family popularity
― The Sniper, Thursday, 9 July 2015 21:13 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WNIdQp2.jpg
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 20:55 (eight years ago) link
the scientists have warned her that a face that beautiful is too dangerous for humanity, we must be shielded from its effects
― j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:21 (eight years ago) link
Thought this was going to be about this crap which the Indy keeps trying to push as an actual story:
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/marks-and-spencer-didnt-give-an-elderly-couple-two-tea-bags-and-people-on-facebook-cant-cope--bk6seXyCzg
― ailsa, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 10:43 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/hdBaqoB.jpg
― 1993 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 August 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link
I see that one a lot and it always irks me -- a woman who is pretty and has long red hair shatters my definition of beauty?
― five six and (man alive), Thursday, 13 August 2015 19:46 (eight years ago) link
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tim-and-eric-mind-blown.gif
― 1993 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 August 2015 19:47 (eight years ago) link
xpost She's actually a few boxes of cookies stapled together
― Why because she True and Interesting (President Keyes), Friday, 14 August 2015 13:55 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CP_1XMCUYAA6jaX.jpg:large
― 1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 September 2015 14:39 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/48mf1n4.jpg
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 20:48 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/uYsOjfE.png
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OHNAqzr.png
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:18 (seven years ago) link
i think they meant to caption it with
The Next Step In EvolutionAre You Ready?
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:22 (seven years ago) link
This photo stumped fourProfessors and theirChildren as well
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:29 (seven years ago) link
"Dafuq?" didn't make it past the subeditor.
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 10:56 (seven years ago) link
Barron Trump's IQ completely stunned the world today
― frogbs, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 11:41 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/UO6ocsm.png
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:59 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/cNOtJZD.png
― Karl Malone, Monday, 24 April 2017 16:21 (seven years ago) link
what color is the dress
― flappy bird, Monday, 24 April 2017 18:34 (seven years ago) link
i made a bad title for this thread. it's supposed to be about intersting internet ads.
https://i.imgur.com/9ox3qFt.png
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DyzxmDEXgAAdaWW.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dx6UicNUYAE-ZFL.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:56 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/b3nzjnJ.png
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:35 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/cGTOUbY.png
― pplains, Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:41 (four years ago) link
and Don't Forget to Die
― pplains, Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:42 (four years ago) link
very nice
― flappy bird, Sunday, 11 August 2019 05:19 (four years ago) link
um what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6BbMRPFNwE
― frogbs, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link
lol
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link
Fun for the (whole) family.
― pomenitul, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:13 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Oog4bKJ.png
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:52 (four years ago) link
not gonna lie, i kind of want that hat. especially if the text is pre-distorted so that it's only legible from the angle shown in the image above, but looks crazy from any other angle
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link
it's cool how you're just allowed to straight up lie in online advertisements. i see versions of this ad almost every day, always with today's date as the date that trump has ended yet another obama-era program
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:54 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/GSUQUwt.png
― Karl Malone, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:18 (three years ago) link
U.S. ilxors will be familiar with the experience of a product making us all go crazy. it happened just three weeks ago, with the ^^muama ryoko,^^
well, get ready because here we go again
https://i.imgur.com/6vEbPlV.png
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:39 (three years ago) link
anybody got their pair yet? i believe they're called the VisionFocus
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:40 (three years ago) link
I bet optometrists HATE those revolutionary reading glasses.
― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link
Were they discovered by someone living in <town_sort_of_near_where_you_live_but_not_quite> because geolocation in the browser is still slightly off?
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link
I admit I was really hoping this would be a thread full of international ads featuring The Rock hawking nonsense
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:49 (three years ago) link
it could still be that thread
i'm not sure what this thread is. i've tried to rebrand it several times but it's struggling
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:52 (three years ago) link
I know what you're thinking with this one, "Where to begin?" Well!
https://i.ibb.co/8dXrPmT/Screen-Shot-2021-02-02-at-4-27-49-PM.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/rcuqZfb.png
what do you think it is? zooming in? i'm thinking of clicking
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 February 2021 03:58 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Pwdpfkk.png
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 12 February 2021 06:36 (three years ago) link
ok, FINALLY! when i started this thread, it was because i knew that every once in a while a really special one comes along, and i wanted to make sure there was somewhere to put it. but at the time it was like dang, i can't really find any outstanding ones at the moment...oh well.
but today, i think i finally found what i've been searching for so long
https://i.imgur.com/FIdksrG.png
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 00:59 (three years ago) link
I’m noticing really jacked dudes with grey beards are all over the clickbait lately. It’s the new bride with a titty out
― frogbs, Monday, 15 February 2021 01:04 (three years ago) link
i'm 37
is this what happens when i age out of the 18-35 demographic? i go from highly coveted, straight to trying to figure out how to get me ripped and pooping at the same time
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 01:12 (three years ago) link
you have to buy a naked body to sleep in, that's how they get ya
― Clay, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:03 (two years ago) link
perhaps the point of the ads is to convince you to *continue* wearing underwear
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:07 (two years ago) link
this is clearly an organized campaign by Big Underpants Gnome
― a swift, a shrike, a kite, a (cat), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:08 (two years ago) link
but all i see, if i stop wearing underwear, is an attractive woman and some really soft underwear (not mine, but they look very nice)
― just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:11 (two years ago) link
that doesn't seem so bad. so, i guess i'll stop wearing underwear then
That underwear was originally white
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:02 (two years ago) link
and what about the bodydear god
― just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:09 (two years ago) link
maybe i'm reading them wrong. they say
WHEN YOU STARTSLEEPING NAKED,THIS IS WHAT WILLHAPPEN
and
WHAT HAPPENS TOYOUR BODY WHENYOU STOP WEARINGUNDERWEAR
maybe those are actually questions, put out there without question marks, by someone out there searching for an answer? that would make more sense, as far as what would be the point of the ad, then they currently stand
― just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:12 (two years ago) link
it's like, when i start sleeping naked, maybe this will happen? (an attractive woman rests peacefully by my side) possibly?
and man, though, what DOES happen to your body when you stop wearing underwear, anyway?
― just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:13 (two years ago) link
when there's no more room in pants, farts will walk the earth
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:20 (two years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/D1pjZMx/Screenshot-2022-01-13-1-38-32-AM.png
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 January 2022 06:39 (two years ago) link
Placing luggage in a hotel room's bathtub has a legitimate purpose.
― Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 13 January 2022 06:45 (two years ago) link
But the toilet paper thing doesn't.
― Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 13 January 2022 06:49 (two years ago) link
Kind of? In the bathtub instance one could get the same benefit from leaving the bags in the car until you've inspected the room.
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 January 2022 14:44 (two years ago) link
The chances of a hotel room having bedbugs is small, just like the size of the creatures.
― pplains, Thursday, 13 January 2022 18:45 (two years ago) link
this raises concerns about the likelihood of finding a grizzly bear in the room
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 13 January 2022 18:52 (two years ago) link
my eyebrow is raised tbf
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 13 January 2022 19:26 (two years ago) link
The article contained several odd household tricks. One claimed it would be good to put hairbrushes in the dishwasher. Another advised about pouring various liquids down the drain, which we covered in two previous fact checks about dish soap and salt. We also found a questionable oven cleaning tip, plus purported bread uses, which we also covered in the past.
On page 41, which was the last page, a toilet paper roll trick was finally revealed. However, it had nothing to do with placing it under a toilet seat at night. It simply advised to attach a cardboard roll to a vacuum cleaner hose to reach crevices.
The 41-page article never mentioned a word about why to always place a toilet paper roll under a toilet seat at night. It was nothing but clickbait. We clicked “next page” 40 times so you don’t have to.
We looked to home improvement websites such as BobVila.com to see if there was perhaps a legitimate purpose for the toilet paper roll or a red cup going under the seat. However, we found no such tips, tricks, or “life hacks.”
After this story was published, a reader sent in a tip that said an empty toilet paper roll propping up the seat might be a helpful warning to the next person to enter the stall that there’s no toilet paper.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 January 2022 20:04 (two years ago) link
The other way to tell the next person is to wipe your ass with all of the guest towels
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 January 2022 20:34 (two years ago) link
Why not make it weird this Mother's Day.
https://i.redd.it/8b10knd72ro81.jpg
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 23 March 2022 12:59 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/WxkWSuB.png
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:23 (one year ago) link
The Only 3 Body Parts You Need...
my ride-or-die team of 3 is: hand, eye, brain
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:24 (one year ago) link
willing to sub out the brain for something else, depending on how shitty the rest of life is in this theoretical place
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:25 (one year ago) link
xpost Good choices. If you relinquish your vagina you don't have to worry about what to feed it.
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link
as far as dried boogers go, if you're looking to "fix" them then you're also "missing out on a burgeoning 'can't miss' market of secondary booger sales"
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:33 (one year ago) link
the #1 sign that fungus is taking over your body is that you've noticed that Second Lieutenant Mushroom Man is really crabby lately
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:34 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/SAF0S4j.png
― budo jeru, Saturday, 25 June 2022 03:02 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/gZkxKIT.png
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 27 July 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/lOVEzsw.png
really thought this was for A+ ranting on BBB, for a second was very interested in checking that out
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 August 2022 19:17 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/r3AB3Eg.png
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 September 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link
is she doing osamathumbsup.jpg
― frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2022 16:44 (one year ago) link
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/nIQAAOSw7iNfAzqk/s-l1600.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:14 (one year ago) link
that death stranding lyfe
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:15 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/rPvGI2P.png
I dunno, I'm seeing lots of sugar in this ad.
― pplains, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 21:49 (ten months ago) link
haha
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 21:54 (ten months ago) link
that last panel would fit on the 'up your arse' thread as well
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 22:00 (ten months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/qgtpzC5/Clipboard01.jpg
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 22 June 2023 00:28 (ten months ago) link
"Hang on, let me put this wearable device on" would, imho, constitute an awkward interruption.
https://mobileimages.lowes.com/productimages/c14372b9-d19f-4b4c-93ab-8174c598348e/62998348.jpg
― carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Monday, 26 June 2023 00:08 (ten months ago) link
Yes, of course the reasons stated on the bottle are why I'm buying a gallon of delicious coyote urine
― Fish Sticks in the Fanny Pack (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 June 2023 03:51 (ten months ago) link