The Horror of "Tinder-Inspired Indie Band" Swype Right

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also the entire second half of the song (after he finishes the story) is just him repeating "I shoulda never had that whiskey"

Heroic melancholy continues to have a forceful grip on (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 02:39 (eight years ago) link

guess you could say the lyric has exactly the opposite problem of the narrator: it finishes too soon

Heroic melancholy continues to have a forceful grip on (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 02:40 (eight years ago) link

If you're as young as that dude seems to be, whiskey didn't kill your boner. Your dick is broken. See a doctor.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 02:41 (eight years ago) link

Wow quick work everyone

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 02:47 (eight years ago) link

I've been curious how you came across that so fresh. PR email blast or what?

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 02:52 (eight years ago) link

lol, got 'em

Twee Speech and Crepey Literalism (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 05:58 (eight years ago) link

Johnny - a friend runs a (very) small local mpls music blog that runs show photos/album reviews but they've been around long enough to get on PR email lists & he posted on Facebook

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 11:59 (eight years ago) link

let me guess -- he posted this on facebook, then you got to texting, then you heard the song, then you got to sexting

Who M the best? (Will M.), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 14:06 (eight years ago) link

did yall actually comment on the youtube page? or just itt?

gr8080, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link

(ned raggett's fbook brought me here)

gr8080, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link

I was the only youtube comment afaik, and I just said "No."

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 16:43 (eight years ago) link

lol

goole, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 16:54 (eight years ago) link

i tweeted about it

maura, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link

let me guess -- he posted this on facebook, then you got to texting, then you heard the song, then you got to sexting

― Who M the best? (Will M.), Wednesday, June 10, 2015 9:06 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bingo

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Kinda bummed now I didn't download this and preserve it for future generations.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 2 August 2015 07:14 (eight years ago) link

I was just thinking yesterday that I wish I could've shown someone its distinct brand of ugh/yikes

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Monday, 3 August 2015 14:47 (eight years ago) link

Is this a different artist?
https://soundcloud.com/swipe-right

Stevolende, Monday, 3 August 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link

Yep.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 3 August 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link


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