are U a straight white male

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i thought this thread was to identify all the swms so ppl could know whose posts they could ignore/call out without feeling bad about it. seems to serve the public good.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 18 July 2015 03:04 (eight years ago) link

runaways thread was one of those i type+delete like 10 bathetic-seeming posts a day in before ultimately posting nothing, but i did stop by this one for one of the glib jokes i am more confident with, which i came pretty quickly to regret: a swm story

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 18 July 2015 03:08 (eight years ago) link

at swm two stories

where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Saturday, 18 July 2015 03:10 (eight years ago) link

If you don't swm in your regrets you'll drown in them, said the straight white male, checking his privilege.

Treeship, Saturday, 18 July 2015 03:19 (eight years ago) link

a strait wite stopped posting, rip

hunangarage, Saturday, 18 July 2015 04:00 (eight years ago) link

i forget... is straight where the boy likes the boy?

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 18 July 2015 04:21 (eight years ago) link

it's the one where Everybody Loves Raymond

an asteroid could hit the planet (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 18 July 2015 05:04 (eight years ago) link

runaways thread was one of those i type+delete like 10 bathetic-seeming posts a day in before ultimately posting nothing

I ultimately wish I had decided on this course of action

the man who posts like Sam Smith sings (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 18 July 2015 08:51 (eight years ago) link

IRL, when I'm OOC:

*tries to rise above stereotypes and stay aware of otherwise invisible privileges*
*gives those privileges to others when in a position to do so*

also, what is the definition of straight here? Straight-passing, I'm assuming?

Frobisher, Sunday, 19 July 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link

I'm a straight white hope

five six and (man alive), Sunday, 19 July 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link

I'm a sweet straightsvestite from straightsexual straightsylvania

five six and (man alive), Sunday, 19 July 2015 02:09 (eight years ago) link

i think it's funny that in the 60s straight meant dork

Treeship, Sunday, 19 July 2015 02:14 (eight years ago) link

I think it was more like normal/square. Not necessarily "dork" but not into drugs and counterculture and such.

five six and (man alive), Sunday, 19 July 2015 02:24 (eight years ago) link

Eh, sounds about right.

emil.y, Sunday, 19 July 2015 02:28 (eight years ago) link

Capt of HS football team who went on to work in a bank would be "straight" though not necessarily a dork.

five six and (man alive), Sunday, 19 July 2015 02:40 (eight years ago) link

sounds like a dork to me

Treeship, Sunday, 19 July 2015 02:40 (eight years ago) link

*noogies you*

five six and (man alive), Sunday, 19 July 2015 02:43 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkNV5r2yPs
live 1971

drash, Sunday, 19 July 2015 10:20 (eight years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 00:01 (eight years ago) link

true story: spotify put the song "i'm straight" on my discover weekly playlist this morning

Treeship, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 00:02 (eight years ago) link

did everyone vote yet

slumpingbag (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 00:05 (eight years ago) link

xp I just got my first discover playlist. It wasn't terrible, a little too on the nose though.

five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 03:49 (eight years ago) link

I listen to enough joni mitchell that it should know not to put a joni mitchell song on my "discover" playlist

five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 03:50 (eight years ago) link

yeah, i was already familiar with most of the songs they put on mine but not all of them. i think it's cool we get a new one every week.

Treeship, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 03:54 (eight years ago) link

true story: spotify put the song "i'm straight" on my discover weekly playlist this morning

:)

drash, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 03:57 (eight years ago) link

I'm a white male who has been in bed with another man once in the last five or six years. So, yes.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 04:50 (eight years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 00:01 (eight years ago) link

Possibly the most popular poll ever? Weird.

Possibly Fingers (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 00:10 (eight years ago) link

i was just trying to vote for "come again"

rushomancy, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 00:19 (eight years ago) link

gross

irl lol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 00:25 (eight years ago) link

ILX = 63% SWM.

mike t-diva, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 07:36 (eight years ago) link

Possibly the most popular poll ever

184 people contributed to the perfect punchline, kudos

and she's baconing like she's never baconed before (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 07:47 (eight years ago) link


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