please steal one
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link
jk don't do that the mama would be sad and also probably eat u
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link
nah just run rly fast so that the mama can't catch u
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link
take that bear cub
Go with a friend who runs slower than you.
― nickn, Friday, 7 August 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link
Go with a fake friend who you actually despise who runs slower than you.
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:34 (eight years ago) link
sounds like you had a few of those at the tinashe show
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 August 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link
Just keep waving at the bear; their gregarious nature means they will stop and wave to you, allowing you to get further away.
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Friday, 7 August 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link
http://www.11alive.com/story/news/local/2015/08/08/black-bear-caught-mid-meal-ga-work-truck/31357281/
bear say drive to me
― j., Sunday, 9 August 2015 16:50 (eight years ago) link
she drank all the grape sodas
― drash, Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/f02fd0c70b2aa9a46004f250c55356b2ba51cb5b/c=242-0-1678-1079&r=x513&c=680x510/local/-/media/WXIA/WXIA/2014/06/01//1401602075002-Still0601-00004.jpg
― drash, Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:57 (eight years ago) link
aw man. the last night I was so desperate I opened a jar of peanut butter, put it on top of the bear box, and just waited till the sun came up.
no bears said hi ;_;
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 9 August 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/hiker-killed-grizzly-bear-yellowstone-national-park-n406656
― balls, Sunday, 9 August 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link
she drank all the grape sodas― drash, Sunday, August 9, 2015
this was my defining detail too
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 August 2015 01:36 (eight years ago) link
yeah that was awesome, like she fed her cubs and all but first lemme drink all these grape sodas
― balls, Monday, 10 August 2015 02:51 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUIQP6cb0as
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 17:16 (eight years ago) link
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/130621153142-09-soprano-story-top.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 20:15 (eight years ago) link
cue van morrison
― balls, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 21:20 (eight years ago) link
http://static1.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2333070.1440167273!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_635/pool.jpg
Bear family with five cubs takes over New Jersey family’s backyard and pool
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 August 2015 14:50 (eight years ago) link
Those videos are amazing.
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 21 August 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/150816113429-04-bear-img-3219-jpgjpg-exlarge-169.jpg
Hi dere
― ailsa, Friday, 21 August 2015 15:14 (eight years ago) link
lol
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 August 2015 15:14 (eight years ago) link
Story here: http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/16/living/idaho-bear-head-cat-door-irpt-feat/
"Am I in time for a little smackerel of something?"
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Friday, 21 August 2015 17:38 (eight years ago) link
http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thisblogrules.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F02%2Fbear-in-pool.jpg&key=rXmi6BfJ0dARPU-uzwCX3g&w=600&h=311
― Lee626, Friday, 21 August 2015 18:52 (eight years ago) link
hi
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 August 2015 19:52 (eight years ago) link
i am going to a "bear happy hour" tonight should i say hi to the bears y/n?
hey yellowstone y ur bears no say hi to me
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNfaFomUcAAxlLS.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 August 2015 14:11 (eight years ago) link
(that catflap bear ailsa posted looks high as fuck btw)
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 August 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIhCNbdIFT4
― mookieproof, Friday, 28 August 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link
kinda burying the lede there - the gopro owner just chillin' with the bears at the end was more surprising than the bear slap (although was was pretty cool too tbh)
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 August 2015 15:27 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/bnGyfYE.gif
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:33 (eight years ago) link
"it's just a thing we do"
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:37 (eight years ago) link
I have a pretty good feeling I know how that man will die one day.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:42 (eight years ago) link
im so nervous watching that
― Spottie, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:04 (eight years ago) link
I bet it smells terrible in there.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 September 2015 02:05 (eight years ago) link
That guy's face doesn't look like it would smell particularly good, either
― jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 24 September 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link
Not after it was covered in bear slime, no.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 September 2015 21:25 (eight years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=150&v=nU5cMZymSr0
― sktsh, Thursday, 1 October 2015 11:08 (eight years ago) link
i kinda want to sponsor a national holiday in which everything that woman owns gets ritually destroyed by bears
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:31 (eight years ago) link
Montana woman who fed local bears attacked in her home
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:48 (eight years ago) link
not so much _her_ though
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:52 (eight years ago) link
Haha, from the Montana story's comments: The bear could meet the same fate that the young Alaska brown bear did in Dillingham, Alaksa. He was on the edge of town for about 2 weeks prior to our presidents visit foraging for food but suddenly disappeared just before Obama arrived. Justified killing??? Guess so, wouldn't want him to get in the way for our commander in chief's photo op.
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Thursday, 1 October 2015 18:39 (eight years ago) link
lol that woman w/ the kayak seems like the little girl freaking out about the bears playing in HER pool grown up. caniforms don't respect private property lady.
― balls, Friday, 2 October 2015 08:31 (eight years ago) link
lol that kayak video is like "bear get revenge on me"
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 2 October 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link
"PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINGS, IT'S NOT EVEN FOOD"
the complete lack of acknowledgment from the bear is perfect
― balls, Friday, 2 October 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link
deserves embed imohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=nU5cMZymSr0
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 October 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 October 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link
also, oldie but goodiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIql1ZpHovs
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 October 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link