ground-ball pitchers, pandas, victorino's rickety spine and the hope of mookie betts: your 2015 Boston Red Sox

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when they eventually force dombrowski out the next guy will have to be god-emperor of baseball operations

mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 13:55 (eight years ago) link

lol

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 14:23 (eight years ago) link

Dan Shaughnessy ‏@Dan_Shaughnessy 10m10 minutes ago
Betting Dombrowski will not be afreaid to part with ever-overrated "untouchable" prospects in Sox always-overrated system.

but will he be afraid? this "afreaid" seems like a radical concept one wouldn't want in the first place

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link

your 2015 red sox motto: "we'll make your no. 4s and 5s look brilliant and beat the shit out of your aces"

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 20 August 2015 13:01 (eight years ago) link

two aces down in one week

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 22 August 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link

Hey Andy should we be happy about Dombrowski's likely approach to the Bosox farm system? He appears to have a very different philosophy than the "grow 'em gently (and sometimes forever)" style favored by the Cherington/Lucch mob

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 22 August 2015 20:46 (eight years ago) link

travis shaw is still veeery much in #smallsamplesize territory, BUT: .346/.393/.630 w 6 dingers in like 20-25 games

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 01:07 (eight years ago) link

i'm very interested in shaw, he seems to have the classic profile of guy with no hype who gives you 3-4 nice seasons in the majors

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 01:12 (eight years ago) link

yea that sounds about right

weird that his road batting is absolute shit, like .083

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 01:26 (eight years ago) link

yeah that will have to even out somehow

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 01:29 (eight years ago) link

NESN reportedly parting ways with Red Sox announcer Don Orsillo

mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 13:59 (eight years ago) link

oh that's not good

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 14:00 (eight years ago) link

waht

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 14:23 (eight years ago) link

anybody who can survive that many days with the rem-dog deserves a fucking medal

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 14:26 (eight years ago) link

Is there any good gossip in this story for the hard-of-googling?

rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 14:34 (eight years ago) link

ratings-based, apparently. rumor is remy will be scaled back significantly next year as well.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link

this sucks

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 14:44 (eight years ago) link

yeah, the people who could step in....do not inspire confidence

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 14:46 (eight years ago) link

we'll always have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufSQMXLO95w

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 14:47 (eight years ago) link

(to be fair remy has the best lines but don's reactions are what make it magical)

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 14:48 (eight years ago) link

xxp like, lyons? barf. eck? passable...i guess? wake would be ok maybe but i dont think he'd want to call whole games or travel that much. tom caron? meh.

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 14:49 (eight years ago) link

well i'm thinking the pbp chair, not the color chair. so the two people i know of are the pawsox guy who did a week of games back around the allstar break and dave o'brien who is competent but kind of a drag.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 14:55 (eight years ago) link

for scaling remy back i think we know a lot more about the options. i like eck a lot but he won't do the majority of the schedule due to travel. i can't stand lyons but apparently the nesn people love him or something.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link

reckon bad ratings have a lot more to do with finishing in last place three out of four years than orsillo or remdawg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 15:07 (eight years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 15:08 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe5BRcuH41Q

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 15:08 (eight years ago) link

what if they got pedro tho

can't imagine he'd want to do a full schedule but

mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link

i like eck, he actually brings some knowledge and appears to be paying attention to the game

but yeah no idea about pbp. orsillo is one of the few guys i actually like. baseball really is a cruel sport.

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 16:14 (eight years ago) link

hanle y is practicing at first

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 19:58 (eight years ago) link

makes sense

ultimately it's a good - even exciting - lineup, sox just need about 4 or 5 pitchers

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 21:44 (eight years ago) link

Cherington did show up at the Saberseminar, post-firing!

In a kinder world, the first question would’ve been a softball about David Ortiz, or a request to explain Alejandro De Aza. Instead, it started with, “So … Hanley Ramirez.” It took several seconds for the resulting laughter to subside.

http://grantland.com/the-triangle/2015-mlb-hanley-ramirez-left-field-defense-boston-red-sox/

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 21:27 (eight years ago) link

chris sale the latest victim (albeit technically by ND this time rather than allowing 5 runs like the first time) in the continuing saga of "the red sox beating aces despite constantly losing to pitchers of literally any other skill level"

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 27 August 2015 13:34 (eight years ago) link

also, porcello last night: 7.0 IP, 5H, 0R/ER, 0BB, 5K.

porcello's last start vs the same team: 2.0 IP, 10H, 6R, 5ER, 1BB, 2K

~what a difference sinkerball pitchers actually throwing sinkers makes~

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 27 August 2015 13:42 (eight years ago) link

seeing Owens v Harvey tonight

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 August 2015 11:25 (eight years ago) link

@pgammo
It's a good mprning when you can look at a 6 4 0 0 3 8 Rich Hill line in Pawtucket

Andy K, Friday, 28 August 2015 12:06 (eight years ago) link

morbs you saw a pretty rad win for the sox!

call all destroyer, Saturday, 29 August 2015 04:46 (eight years ago) link

bullshit

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 29 August 2015 08:12 (eight years ago) link

i was doing "Good Night Swihart" jokes all night, and look what happened!

Some "cute" Massholes on the 7 train tho.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 29 August 2015 19:04 (eight years ago) link

we're an adorable people

call all destroyer, Saturday, 29 August 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link

those of you without joe kelly's mustache, maybe

mookieproof, Saturday, 29 August 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link

joe kelly is the first red sox pitcher to win six games in a calendar month since pedro in '99

mookieproof, Saturday, 29 August 2015 23:01 (eight years ago) link

got that cy young on lock obvs

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 29 August 2015 23:35 (eight years ago) link

still zero explanation re: orsillo

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 30 August 2015 09:33 (eight years ago) link

highly doubt NESN will ever issue an official one

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 30 August 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link

Jessica Moran @JessMoranCSN
Chili Davis on Jackie Bradley Jr.- "Now he's starting to feel sexy at the plate."

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link

rick porcello in his 12th loss: 8.0 IP, 5H, 3R/1ER, 1BB, 13K.

eat shit, stephen drew

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 02:05 (eight years ago) link

how are porcello and kelly suddenly these amazing pitchers???

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 10:46 (eight years ago) link

porcello is basically being exactly who he always was on the tigers in these past two starts - the two-seamer is sinking at just the right time almost every time and he's minimizing use of the four-seamer that he just wasn't suited to. and when he did deploy the four-seamer last night dudes weren't expecting it, offspeed pitches also looked pretty good

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 11:27 (eight years ago) link

if he can do even 75 percent of what that start was on a regular basis (and maybe not be waylaid by jackassery at 1st and actually receive run support), he'll be fuckin gravy

kelly...that's a bit dicier, bc it's at least part luck. but a fair amount of it is real, he's using the curve and changeup more often and with what seems like better judgment of the situation. the contact his pitches is generating is mostly weak as hell of late

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 11:37 (eight years ago) link

apparently I'm wrong as hell about kelly statswise - his ground ball rate has actually gone down, hard contact rate has gone up - but whatever kelly is doing, it's working for now - no clue whether or not it's sustainable

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 12:59 (eight years ago) link


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