Most Overrated Act To Get More Than Two Songs On Pitchfork's Best Songs Of The 80s

Perhaps. I've just never liked him.

I'd have to say Diana Ross, because we're talking about '80s Diana Ross, which is mostly pretty unspecial.

no use for Guns & Roses apart from Sweet Child 'o Mine, even that one I could have done fine without

Voted 'do we have to do a WORST poll? really? sigh.'

Yeah, moan moan mo.

The Replacements, that's an American thing, don't get it. I have never knowingly heard Frankie Knuckles! Must be better than Guns 'N' Roses though, amirite?

you are most correct

Joy Division, U2 or Springsteen

I don't really know what the Replacements sound like

I'm OK with more than one track per album if only b/c I'd hate for the title track to represent Purple Rain.

Pixies should walk away with this but won't. Voted Cure anyway because no one else will and I have no idea what Cure fanatics are hearing that is so transcendent, but can dig the Pixies at their best.

doesn't Arthur Russell have 2 on the P4K list?

The whole purpose of this thread is to show how anti-rockist you are but I gotta be me. Diana Ross solo sux 4eva

Went with Guns 'N' Roses.

Surprised U2 isn't sweeping this. I thought we were just talking most overrated act, not most overrated eighties catalogue. I like the first three songs on Joshua Tree as much as anyone, but U2 is still definitely the most overrated of these acts.

This is CLEARLY The Replacements.

I mean, I kind of hate Diana Ross and this is STILL The Replacements.

pixies blow imo, fuck that band

new order is okay but there is so much boring worship of that band

Voted Cure

no. no no no.

u2 is the easy answer but i don't particularly enjoy the clash songs that placed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8w7CCq036o

i never really got into whitney houston

One thing that constantly surprises me about millennial's music taste (and the Pitchfork list is definitely written by them, for them) is their total rejection of REM.

It's hard to believe that they only got one song on the entire 80s list, when they were arguably the most influential American rock band of the entire decade.

i don't know if they're rejected per se

rem would have soooo much more mystique if they'd split in 97, hard to miss a group that only half-went away

that said rem underperforming on critics lists says more about what critics feel the need to celebrate than what "the kids" are into

lest we assume the kids were really into los lobos albums in the 80s

REM is probably my favorite band, but what is there to say about them in 2015? it's better to open discussion more widely

if only the same applied to the stupid Pixies...

13 year old me thought their La Bamba cover was cool. I probably didn't really start getting into Los Lobos until I was at least 20-ish, though.

(alright, just in case this turns into The Defense Of Los Lobos, I love the latin playboys and How Will The Wolf Survive, I'm just trying to note the obvious that "critcs picks" != the pulse of the nation's youth)

(I know)

Haha I was just thinking about how Los Lobos got shut out of this poll. Will The Wolf Survive would be high on my 80s song list.

And I'm primarily basing my REM theory on a cd I burned for my young cousin who has cool music taste but hated Murmur. REM just stuck around too long, it's true. The kids just know them as this lame band of old dudes.

That never stopped me from getting into the Stones, but I wonder if I'd be even more into the Stones if they'd stopped at, say, Some Girls.

Whitney Houston - great voice, but never liked any of her hits

also, who the hell is Frankie Knuckles?

Dude had a few top 40s in the early 80s, wrote "I've had the time of my life" - kids are really into him now, I think there might have been a reissue

his duet with Ann Wilson is sweet.

Alfred I am not making some "lol rando 80s details" joke I am describing the specific career details of franke k. Please respect that.

also, who the hell is Frankie Knuckles?

Get out. Get out now.

No need for this much '80s Bowie on here. Dude owned the '70s, but the '80s are mostly known for Bowie being terrible. Certainly no need for Modern Love *and* Let's Dance. GNR didn't need two, either. Love the Replacements, but they could have gotten away with one, also, esp. to make room for one or two of the glaring omissions (which would be a great name for a new wave act).

And if there had to be two Bowie songs, "Ashes to Ashes" over "Modern Love."

'Chilly Down' over 'Let's Dance'.

Would knock off both Guns N Roses songs for some Devo tracks.

I couldn't find a playlist on spotify (I'm sure there must be people who made it into a list already but search function sucks or it takes some time to update). So here's a link, I'm sort of busy so this might take two days but half of the list is there already:

https://open.spotify.com/user/moteldemoka/playlist/491iIVQpdjtGOa8keqt0mP

bowie. i mean "let's dance"? really?

By the way, Luther Vandross should be on this list as it appears twice in the list once as Luther Vandross and the other as Change.

I love Frankie Knuckles but I love dozens of 80's house songs made by other people a lot more. I have no idea why he ended up with multiple songs on this list, unless it was a straight up "let's not forget to tack on a couple of songs by this guy who just died" thing.

im not a pixies fan, but there was definitely something magical about frank's scream and kim's stage presence/playing that is pretty undeniable, posers.

why would anyone vote diana ross. the album diana, 1980, the singles from it - im coming out, upside down, my old piano. classic songs ffs

My argument about New Order and Talking Heads being overrated boils down to me being really bored every time I've tried to listen to them. So they're not really overrated at all - I'm just wired differently.

Although maybe some of your wirings are overrated ;)

received wisdom then? idk

xp

if you can't tell the aural difference between "Paradise City" and "Welcome to the Jungle" and "Talk Dirty to Me" and "House of Pain," then Idk

the main differences are a rhythm section taht could swing and Axl's imitation of Big Jim Dandy, but that's not enough to make it great imo

if anything gnr benefits from the lack of obvious imitators in the limelight - as early as 98 (when axl got a spin cover) they were being enjoyed the way Mad Men is enjoyed by some - this vicarious look into an unenlightened past

yeah that makes sense

yknow while kurt may not have play "my michelle" he wasn't the first temperamental eccentric shrieker signed to geffen to conquer rock via mtv. gnr not only paved the way for "OOOHH GIRL I'M SO MAD AND COMPLICATED, JUST A MESS OVER SUPER-TIGHT DRUMMING/ DRUUUGS" but got bloated so quickly they gave the new breed something to shove out of the way.

gnr was also ahead of the curve in getting someone who knew the fastbacks on a major

*no one* said Sade??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWJ4UObLyks

i'm just saying fellow gnr non-fans, the ship sailed already, why not focus on trying to figure how/when motley crue snuck into the rock god canon

they didn't

"The Dirt" raised their profile to some degree but no one cites their music as canonical

hair metal canon sure

i don't necessarily mean critically, but doesn't it seem like they've sidled up into this status level that they really don't belong to? this probably sounds like total hair splitting.

idk name names/cite sources

eh i'm just pulling stuff out of my ass. do you watch tv?

I don't really watch stuff they might show up on - their popularity seems p restricted to a subset of my generation. I never hear their stuff on the radio, none of my younger coworkers would know who they even are unless it's because of reality tv/the sex tape or a passing reference in Rock of Ages or something.

Which is not the case when it comes to Zeppelin, Sabbath, the Stones etc.

or GnR for that matter

yeah motley and poison are definitely better remembered than richard marx as far as late '80s hitmakers go but i don't see jann s wenner rolling out the hall of fame red carpet for either any time soon

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Not the best metric but their most popular song on spotify is 'kickstart my heart' with 21M plays. For comparison GnR version of 'knockin on heavens door' has 38M. Sweet child o mine has 86M.

Not hair metal but kind of influenced it, Cheap Trick's most famous song only has 8M. People are idiots.

I'm sure "The Flame" has more than eight million.

And yet still no-one will defend Bono and the lads.

Making a case for G'n'R has proven quite sufficiently unrewarding, thanks. I'm done with the pro bono work for this week. (See what I did there?)
I think U2 made some superlative rock records over the course of a decade or so, but there's no point trying to establish a reasoned debate on that. Between the singer's attempts to make the world a better place and the whole iTunes debacle, all people want to do nowadays is dump on them from a height. So it goes.