103. Young member of the forum, possibly brainwashed into liking said band/artists by his/her middle aged divorcee parents, who take him/her to gigs by said band/artist simply to have someone to go with because the realities of parenthood and work have decreased their social circles significantly, makes occasional posts about how he/she finds the 60+ year old singer/keyboardist/bassist attractive.
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Thursday, 27 August 2015 21:48 (eight years ago) link
104. On the forum of an older, established band: a middle-aged poster who enjoys spending his evenings getting absolutely rat-arsed, logging onto the forum of his favourite band, and arguing with or insulting everyone he possibly can.
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Thursday, 27 August 2015 21:51 (eight years ago) link
105. The person who isn't a moderator, but somehow thinks they're a moderator. So you think my signature is too big or too long, do you? Fuck off.
106. Fans of the earlier stuff and the later stuff lock horns. Fans of the later stuff accuse the fans of the earlier stuff of being nostalgic and precious, and that the band/artist has moved on and has left them behind, fans of the earlier stuff tell the fans of the later stuff that they weren't there at the time and you just wouldn't understand, man.
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Thursday, 27 August 2015 21:54 (eight years ago) link
107. Journalists or critics who have even dared to write a middling or bad review of a bands/artists gigs or albums are immediately noted down by hardcore fans who can't take the slightest bit of criticism regarding the work of their favourite band/artists and are mentioned frequently on the boards as an example of someone who "has it in" for the band/artist.
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Thursday, 27 August 2015 21:57 (eight years ago) link
108. "Let's flood the comment box of this review with comments to show this idiot critic just how wrong his or her opinion really is!"
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Thursday, 27 August 2015 21:58 (eight years ago) link
109. "Have you seen what this dickhead has written on Amazon? Let's flood Amazon with positive reviews to show this idiot just how wrong his or her opinion really is!"
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Thursday, 27 August 2015 21:59 (eight years ago) link
110. "Holy shit, have you seen what people are writing on RYM? Have you seen how unfairly low the RYM average is on the new album? Let's flood RYM with positive reviews to show everyone just how wrong everyone else is about this album!"
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Thursday, 27 August 2015 22:00 (eight years ago) link
109. Being aware that 70% of front row/'golden circle' tickets for band's arena tour is populated by forum regulars; Recognising many of these faces but personally keeping your distance 6-7 rows deep from the front
― Master of Treacle, Thursday, 27 August 2015 22:02 (eight years ago) link
111. People speculating about what Pitchfork are going to think of the new album when they get around to reviewing it: "I think it'll be 7.6", "Nah, I'm feeling an 8.1", "BNM!", "Yeah, if it doesn't get BNM there's something wrong"
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Thursday, 27 August 2015 22:02 (eight years ago) link
Eh, 112
― Master of Treacle, Thursday, 27 August 2015 22:03 (eight years ago) link
113. "It's not that the new stuff is awful, far from it! You just have to hear it live!"
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Thursday, 27 August 2015 22:04 (eight years ago) link
114. Forum member dares to criticise a new single or new album by a band, gets immediately shot-down with: "You're not a true fan, fuck off and listen to Justin Bieber."
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Thursday, 27 August 2015 22:06 (eight years ago) link
115. Culture clash between the Main sub-board and the Other Music sub-board, many regulars of which claim no longer to like the band.
― jmm, Thursday, 27 August 2015 22:51 (eight years ago) link
116. uncomfortable sexual tension
― 1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 August 2015 22:56 (eight years ago) link
117. Hurt/Heal forum games
― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Thursday, 27 August 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link
118. Attempts to sway the result of sites' clickbaity polls/tournaments/etc
― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Thursday, 27 August 2015 23:25 (eight years ago) link
119. Lecherous and/or lovelorn comments directed at photos of any female artist/band member
120. Regular hate/trolling/banning/invasions/general animosity toward the one artist designated as an untalented copycat of the forum's subject
― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Thursday, 27 August 2015 23:30 (eight years ago) link
121. Year-end lists and freakoutery about how the forum's subject is not on them
― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Thursday, 27 August 2015 23:31 (eight years ago) link
122. non-musical sub-boards that invariably includes a Politics board where the discourse rarely hovers slightly above cringeworthy
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 27 August 2015 23:51 (eight years ago) link
123. avatars which features the poster quoting himself one time he shined some other n00b who said something stupid about <band>
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 27 August 2015 23:53 (eight years ago) link
*THE one time
124. No activity because everyone has moved to Facebook.
― teaparty.fireants.inthepants.net (doo dah), Friday, 28 August 2015 01:06 (eight years ago) link
125. "Hey! So, I bought two copies of the new album on vinyl today, and (*insert painfully long description of the pressing, the weight of the vinyl and the sound quality*), I've gone one of the items right here with me - the other, of course, is going to stay sealed LOL."
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Friday, 28 August 2015 17:30 (eight years ago) link
*gone=got
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Friday, 28 August 2015 17:31 (eight years ago) link
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Thursday, August 27, 2015 4:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"on every artist-specific message board ever"
― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 28 August 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link
Incredibly, I've seen that happen quite a few times.
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Friday, 28 August 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link
126. "What songs should [band] cover?"
127. "What songs are you sick of hearing live?"
128. Alternate versions of albums that include demos and b-sides from the same era
129. Arguments about drummers
130. "Help me make a mixtape for friend who only knows the hits"
131. Songs tournaments
132. Someone gives way more thought about the band's music and lyrics than the band themselves ever did
― moans and feedback (Dinsdale), Saturday, 29 August 2015 13:05 (eight years ago) link
133. Has anyone heard this obscure b-side by (band) named "Call Out Research Hook," I have ordered a CD with it for $11 and can't wait to hear it!
― Michael F Gill, Saturday, 29 August 2015 14:34 (eight years ago) link