53. Make sure all other employees at your workplace are of a gender or species in which you have no sexual interest.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 31 August 2015 17:28 (eight years ago) link
54. modify your workspace to include a standing desk and a giant bucket full of cement that will cover you from the waist down
― 1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 31 August 2015 17:31 (eight years ago) link
55. Divorce your spouse.56. Stop working.
― Herbie Mann's Push Push Pops (Old Lunch), Monday, 31 August 2015 17:34 (eight years ago) link
Several of the OP tips are good advice. #6 just seems creepy.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 31 August 2015 17:50 (eight years ago) link
I'm guessing the intention of #6 was that by knowing their family, you'd fully realize the gravity of initiating an affair with them.
― Aimless, Monday, 31 August 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
But seeing as how you presumably already know your SO's family and that apparently isn't enough of a deterrent, I'm skeptical of its efficacy.
― Herbie Mann's Push Push Pops (Old Lunch), Monday, 31 August 2015 18:01 (eight years ago) link
leak a fake email alleging you had gay sex with a prostitute in an attempt to conceal the affair
― mookieproof, Monday, 31 August 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link
I have a mental exercise I do sometimes if the thought crosses my mind where I picture myself in a movie about an embarrassing affair. I'm always played by an aging Kevin Kline in this movie.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 31 August 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link
lol mookie
this one seems relevant to a conversation I had a while ago where someone claimed it is difficult to remove things from your list of skills on linkedin if you have "endorsements":
uncheck "casual sex" on your linkedin
― goole, Tuesday, October 30, 2012 11:57 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 31 August 2015 18:51 (eight years ago) link
is it really a skill if it's casual
― Οὖτις, Monday, 31 August 2015 18:52 (eight years ago) link
the skill is in keeping in that way
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 31 August 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link
filthy casual
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 31 August 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link
I did all of those things, and still nowt. (when I was single, OK?)― Mark G, Tuesday, October 30, 2012 4:54 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Mark G, Tuesday, October 30, 2012 4:54 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The good thing about not being famous is never needing to write your autobiography.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 09:28 (eight years ago) link
I actually did have an orange on my desk that had gone brown and dry. We left it as an experiment because our office had no natural light or air. It went very crispy, and rattled a little when you shook it.
57. Kill your co-workers.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 12:01 (eight years ago) link